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Greyson
07-20-2011, 01:05 AM
Another pearl of wisdom from my mother.....


"Give your soul to God because your ass is mine."

She would say this when it was time to pay the piper for some wrong action I did, said or thought about. :|

JAGG
07-20-2011, 10:06 AM
My get up and go, has got up and went.
Good things come to those who wait.
Bless your little pea picking heart.
Smart as a box a rocks.
Running around like a chicken with your head cut off.
Quit fiddle farting around
Quit dilly dalleying.

Dante
07-21-2011, 03:12 PM
What in tarnation ?

msW8ing
07-21-2011, 04:10 PM
What in tarnation ?

I never did figure out where tarnation is. :|

Daktari
07-22-2011, 03:25 AM
Lawks a'mercy

Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Put t'wood in'th'ole! (that's 'put the wood in the hole' - shut the door!)

msW8ing
07-22-2011, 09:07 AM
If (insert name of stupid friend here) jumped off a bridge would you?
It's just over yonder. (Yonder was always at least a mile walk through the pasture)
How many times do I gotta tell you to (insert chore here) clean out your ears you got taters growing in em?
Kwitcherbellyachin (Quit your belly aching)

Gemme
07-24-2011, 09:04 PM
I TOLD Ebon to 'keep his eyes peeled', but we both missed the turn anyway today.

:blink:

JAGG
07-26-2011, 03:29 PM
Shit or get off the pot.
I feel like a million bucks
youre just spitting into the wind

Gentle Tiger
07-26-2011, 04:02 PM
they don't have 2 nickels to rub together

Dante
07-26-2011, 09:04 PM
Heavens to Betsy .........

Gentle Tiger
07-26-2011, 09:55 PM
I not me will knock you into next week.

Do you want me to give you something to cry for.

dixie
07-26-2011, 09:57 PM
I not me will knock you into next week.

Do you want me to give you something to cry for.

These were two of my mother's favorite phrases when I was growing up. Usually while threatening me with a "switch" from the peach tree outside. lol

deb_U_taunt
07-27-2011, 05:28 AM
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.

Gentle Tiger
07-27-2011, 12:51 PM
knee high to a grasshopper
need to go beat my face. I never use this phrase. lol

*Anya*
07-27-2011, 01:44 PM
A dollar to a donut!

Can't see the forest for the trees!

Wipe that smirk off your face!

(or smile, depending on my parents mood)

Gentle Tiger
07-27-2011, 02:32 PM
<insert> is about as <insert> as the day is long.

iambrsf
07-27-2011, 03:29 PM
"My stomach feels like my throats been cut off"

tapu
07-27-2011, 07:57 PM
ice box

i bet somebody's already said 'ice box' tho....

Gentle Tiger
07-27-2011, 08:56 PM
knee high to a grasshopper
need to go beat my face. I never use this phrase. lol

Because I received puzzling comments (LOL)

"beat my face" = put on your make up

JAGG
08-22-2011, 04:32 PM
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
6 of one half a dozen of the other.
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Anastasia
08-22-2011, 04:38 PM
OMG! My mother has a million of these things.

You have the attention span of a gnat.
What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
Go pound salt!
<insert name or pronoun, usually 'she'> looks like nine miles of hard road.

funkyfemme
08-22-2011, 05:25 PM
"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"

My mom has used that since I was a baby child. LOL

Anastasia
08-22-2011, 05:34 PM
"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"

My mom has used that since I was a baby child. LOL

Along those lines, my dad had a few:

Colder than a well diggers arse.
Useless as tits on a bull.
If only my aunt had balls she would be my uncle. (in response to people saying "if only...")

Sparkle
08-22-2011, 06:09 PM
Not the sharpest crayon in the box

Not the brightest bunny

Dumber than a box of rocks

Library_girl
08-22-2011, 06:39 PM
Sweatin' like a whore in church
Like trying to stack greased BB's in a corner (impossible task)
Dumber than a box of hammers
Like a dog with a bone (won't let go!)
Catch more flies with honey than vinegar
(Looks) "rode hard and put up wet"
Pretty is, is pretty does

Can you tell I'm from the South?

Anastasia
08-22-2011, 08:05 PM
He was all over her like a cheap suit.
On you like white on rice.
He is tighter than a frog's butt and that is waterproof.



And the mom classic, why buy the cow when she gives the milk away for free?

Starbuck
08-22-2011, 08:08 PM
Say goodnight, Gracie

Ms. Meander
08-22-2011, 08:08 PM
Loggerhead - a thick-headed or stupid person; blockhead

at loggerheads - engaged in a disagreement or dispute; quarreling

Dean Thoreau
08-22-2011, 08:18 PM
In a New York minute! (that means real fast) :glasses:

Dean Thoreau
08-22-2011, 08:19 PM
Fine as frog hair... :glasses:

Slater
08-22-2011, 08:22 PM
Davenport (couch)

Gemme
08-22-2011, 08:26 PM
they don't have 2 nickels to rub together

You can't get blood from a turnip.

Which leads into....

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.

knee high to a grasshopper
need to go beat my face. I never use this phrase. lol

I heard 'beat my mug' more.

:)

<insert> is about as <insert> as the day is long.

....til the cows come home.

Ms. Meander
08-22-2011, 08:26 PM
Davenport (couch)

Nice one!!!

jelli
08-22-2011, 08:36 PM
"Well, I swanny."

funkyfemme
08-23-2011, 09:24 AM
Fine as frog hair... :glasses:

Ahhhh you beat me to it on this one. Another one of my Mom's favs. :)

Dean Thoreau
08-24-2011, 04:12 PM
Time to Red the table

(means clear off the table after supper,people in my fam still say it.....)

Strappie
08-28-2011, 08:56 AM
My old boss you to say to everyone that walked in the door and said... How are you today....

He's reply...

If I was any better I'd have to sit on my hands to keep them from clapping!!

I must admit I do use this "quote" on occasion! *lmccao

Ms. Meander
08-28-2011, 08:59 AM
My old boss you to say to everyone that walked in the door and said... How are you today....

He's reply...

If I was any better I'd have to sit on my hands to keep them from clapping!!

I must admit I do use this "quote" on occasion! *lmccao


I don't know how "old-fashioned" this is but it is disturbingly hilarious!

JAGG
09-16-2011, 10:00 AM
This 1 isn't really old fashion but it made me laugh out loud when I thought of it.
" I'm rubber you're glue, anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you." ;-)

JoSchmooze
09-16-2011, 10:53 AM
Pocketbook (purse)....
I always get a ration of sh*t from
friends when I use that one....

JAGG
09-16-2011, 01:48 PM
Davenport (couch)

My grandmother called the sofa a davenport. We would mock her and call it a diving board and take off running and dive onto it. When she wasn't watching of course. Which reminds me, don't ever dive face first onto a sofa with those clear plastic covers on them. Always hit shirt or socks first. When you hit face (skin)first you tend to stop way faster than you were expecting to. Don't ask me how I know.;-)

deathbypoem
09-02-2013, 01:42 PM
I forgot what I was going to say; must've been a lie.

It's colder than a well diggers ass crack, out here.

"mickey mouse around"

Daktari
03-23-2015, 09:00 AM
Cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey. Shortened to 'Brass monkey weather.'


Colder than a witch's tit.

Crikey Moses!

Get theeself up th'wood'n 'ill [Translation: get yourself up stairs]

Kätzchen
03-23-2015, 09:31 AM
"Up yonder"

"Out on the back 40"
(Riding the property line)

"Keeping company"
(Courting)

"Oh, my stars!"

Or...

"Goodness, Gracious"

GeorgiaMa'am
03-23-2015, 02:15 PM
Colder than a witch's tit.


Colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassiere. (My grandma felt the more colorful a saying, the better.)

Birdgit! (My grandma's most succinct saying.)

homoe
03-23-2015, 03:41 PM
Icebox

Peddle-pushers

Smitten

homoe
03-23-2015, 04:17 PM
Rouge

Pancake Makeup

Dungarees

galoshes

Hollylane
03-23-2015, 06:03 PM
Heard today... "Happier than a frog in a mosquito patch!"

C0LLETTE
03-23-2015, 06:24 PM
"... please, allow me. If you don't mind, I really would prefer not to go "dutch" ..."

Bèsame*
03-23-2015, 10:15 PM
oh I see, said the blind man

Cin
03-24-2015, 10:18 AM
My father's favorite sayings -

Jesus H. Christ – (As a kid i assumed H was Christ's middle initial and I asked my father what his middle name was and he said Hallowed. I remember thinking that was an odd name.)

Bob's your uncle

i don't give a flying fuck

why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut

(Apparently, "flying fuck" is a very old expression dating back to about 1800. It originally appeared in a "broadside ballad" called "New Feats of Horsemanship" describing a sex act done on horseback.)

It's like pissin into the ocean to bring in the tide

pissin in the wind

I gotta piss like a race horse

any flies on you they're paying rent

bang a left, bang a right, bang a U-ie- (He was always saying to bang something)

And don't forget to use your directionals.


My mother's favs-

talk a glass eye to sleep - ( I couldn't grasp this as a 5 year old and I would hear “talk a glass Ida asleep” I had an Aunt Ida and I puzzled over the meaning of a glass Ida.)

Why, do you see a crowd around? - (My mother would always say this when I asked what was the matter or what's wrong.)

if you had a half a brain it would be lonely

if you had a half a brain you'd be dangerous

When she'd say this to me, I remember thinking that's stupid, if I had a half a brain I wouldn't be lonely or dangerous, best case scenario I'd be dead.

you smell like a french whore - (My mother would say this when she thought you were wearing too much cologne but to this day she denies saying this to her kids.)

you got a hair across your ass

you chicken shit

bird brain

ah, light dawns on marblehead - (used when someone dense finally gets it, this is pretty much exclusive to parts of Massachusetts, the Boston area, around Marblehead and it has something to do with it being the eastern most point of MA where the sun rises first. My mother loved the saying.)

two peas in a pod

something rotten in denmark

As a kid, I would say between 5 and 8, I took things quite literally. Here's a couple of typical conversation between me and my mother. Or so my mother likes to tell me to illustrate all she had to go through with me.

My mother, glaring at me and my dad, -“the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.”
Me -”How could it, unless the tree was on the top of a high mountain and the fruit rolled all the way down to the bottom or into a valley or something.”

My mother, tired of me and my questions - “Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier dear?” (my mother loves to rhyme)
Me - “I would fall in the water if I did that.”
My mother - “No flies on you.”
Me - “Because I was in the water?”
My mother - “No, because you stated the obvious. I was being sarcastic.”
Me - “So if someone tells you something that doesn't make any sense you shouldn't mention it because it's obvious?”
My mother - “It's a nice day go outside for awhile.”
Me - “It's raining.”
My mother - “Take an umbrella.”
Me - 'Not to state the obvious but you want me in water today.”

Amulette
03-24-2015, 05:56 PM
Groovy man
Far out
bitchen

Smiling
03-24-2015, 06:15 PM
Rouge

Pancake Makeup

Dungarees

galoshes


I love the word dungarees. Bonus points for that one. :)

lol, how about when they called galoshes "rubbers?" I know I'm being a total juvenile, but I always have to laugh when I hear someone call them that.

Smiling
03-24-2015, 07:13 PM
I don't think this qualifies as an old-fashioned expression but I love it when people use the phrase "going postal." it cracks me the hell up and I actively try to work it into conversation as often as possible, lol.

Gemme
03-24-2015, 07:20 PM
My father's favorite sayings -

Jesus H. Christ – (As a kid i assumed H was Christ's middle initial and I asked my father what his middle name was and he said Hallowed. I remember thinking that was an odd name.)

Bob's your uncle

i don't give a flying fuck

why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut

(Apparently, "flying fuck" is a very old expression dating back to about 1800. It originally appeared in a "broadside ballad" called "New Feats of Horsemanship" describing a sex act done on horseback.)

It's like pissin into the ocean to bring in the tide

pissin in the wind

I gotta piss like a race horse

any flies on you they're paying rent

bang a left, bang a right, bang a U-ie- (He was always saying to bang something)

And don't forget to use your directionals.


My mother's favs-

talk a glass eye to sleep - ( I couldn't grasp this as a 5 year old and I would hear “talk a glass Ida asleep” I had an Aunt Ida and I puzzled over the meaning of a glass Ida.)

Why, do you see a crowd around? - (My mother would always say this when I asked what was the matter or what's wrong.)

if you had a half a brain it would be lonely

if you had a half a brain you'd be dangerous

When she'd say this to me, I remember thinking that's stupid, if I had a half a brain I wouldn't be lonely or dangerous, best case scenario I'd be dead.

you smell like a french whore - (My mother would say this when she thought you were wearing too much cologne but to this day she denies saying this to her kids.)

you got a hair across your ass

you chicken shit

bird brain

ah, light dawns on marblehead - (used when someone dense finally gets it, this is pretty much exclusive to parts of Massachusetts, the Boston area, around Marblehead and it has something to do with it being the eastern most point of MA where the sun rises first. My mother loved the saying.)

two peas in a pod

something rotten in denmark

As a kid, I would say between 5 and 8, I took things quite literally. Here's a couple of typical conversation between me and my mother. Or so my mother likes to tell me to illustrate all she had to go through with me.

My mother, glaring at me and my dad, -“the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.”
Me -”How could it, unless the tree was on the top of a high mountain and the fruit rolled all the way down to the bottom or into a valley or something.”

My mother, tired of me and my questions - “Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier dear?” (my mother loves to rhyme)
Me - “I would fall in the water if I did that.”
My mother - “No flies on you.”
Me - “Because I was in the water?”
My mother - “No, because you stated the obvious. I was being sarcastic.”
Me - “So if someone tells you something that doesn't make any sense you shouldn't mention it because it's obvious?”
My mother - “It's a nice day go outside for awhile.”
Me - “It's raining.”
My mother - “Take an umbrella.”
Me - 'Not to state the obvious but you want me in water today.”

OMG, I say and/or have said sooooo many of these phrases.

We might be related.

:blink:

Cin
03-24-2015, 07:53 PM
OMG, I say and/or have said sooooo many of these phrases.

We might be related.

:blink:

Related. Now that would be wicked pissah. :gimmehug:

How about zit zat case closed?

Or a cock and bull story?

Does a bear shit in the woods?
Is the pope catholic?

I wonder if phrases have like an expiration date that makes them old fashioned. Some of the ones I've mentioned my parents said and I still say. I wonder when they become old fashioned?

Like maybe poppycock is old fashioned? Although it's a word my mouth enjoys saying.

Bèsame*
03-24-2015, 07:54 PM
close the door! Were you born in a barn?

JDeere
03-24-2015, 08:02 PM
Shit Fire and Save The Matches- my gram used to say that all the time

TruTexan
03-24-2015, 10:16 PM
My cousins would say this if you stood in front of the tv...........

""You're not made of glass" "Your daddy wasn't a glass blower" ..so move your ass outta the way of the tv"

femmeandstrong
03-24-2015, 11:32 PM
my mother always said ( to indicate her bill paying struggles ) -
"you can't take money from a naked man's pocket "

lol ahuh :sunglass:

WildHorses
03-25-2015, 12:12 AM
Grandma said, " you cannot get blood from a turnip" and "for cryin' in the bucket"

Gemme
03-25-2015, 05:13 AM
Related. Now that would be wicked pissah. :gimmehug:

How about zit zat case closed?

Or a cock and bull story?

Does a bear shit in the woods?
Is the pope catholic?

I wonder if phrases have like an expiration date that makes them old fashioned. Some of the ones I've mentioned my parents said and I still say. I wonder when they become old fashioned?

Like maybe poppycock is old fashioned? Although it's a word my mouth enjoys saying.

I love poppycock and it's food now too, so it's obviously exempt from any old-fashioned deletion scheme.

With the exception of the zit zat one, yes. I am very familiar with the rest.

:blink:

My cousins would say this if you stood in front of the tv...........

""You're not made of glass" "Your daddy wasn't a glass blower" ..so move your ass outta the way of the tv"

I used to get 'you make a better door than a window'.

Cin
03-25-2015, 06:33 AM
my mother always said ( to indicate her bill paying struggles ) -
"you can't take money from a naked man's pocket "

lol ahuh :sunglass:

Never heard that one.

To indicate her bill paying struggles my mother always said you can't get blood from a stone but I like your mother's better.

The JD
03-25-2015, 06:39 AM
Piss on you! You look better wet.

Cin
03-25-2015, 06:41 AM
[QUOTE=Gemme;979967]I love poppycock and it's food now too

Poppycock is a food!! I guess it hasn't made it to Montreal yet. The market has to be such as to make it worth the price of repackaging in both French and English for distribution in Canada. Or maybe I just haven't seen it. I must confess food shopping, truthfully shopping in general, isn't my favorite way to spend my time so it's not beyond the realm of possibility that I just missed it.

Daniela
03-25-2015, 07:02 AM
I love poppycock and it's food now too, so it's obviously exempt from any old-fashioned deletion scheme.

With the exception of the zit zat one, yes. I am very familiar with the rest.

:blink:



I used to get 'you make a better door than a window'.

[QUOTE=Gemme;979967]I love poppycock and it's food now too

Poppycock is a food!! I guess it hasn't made it to Montreal yet. The market has to be such as to make it worth the price of repackaging in both French and English for distribution in Canada. Or maybe I just haven't seen it. I must confess food shopping, truthfully shopping in general, isn't my favorite way to spend my time so it's not beyond the realm of possibility that I just missed it.

Are ya'll talking about this poppycock?
http://www.bridgesdesign.net/bridgesdesign_2010/food_packaging/7848_ite_Poppycock.jpg

I'm not sure if it can be considered "food" in the nutritional sense. :cheesy: I love it, anyway.

Cin
03-25-2015, 11:52 AM
Are ya'll talking about this poppycock?
http://www.bridgesdesign.net/bridgesdesign_2010/food_packaging/7848_ite_Poppycock.jpg

I'm not sure if it can be considered "food" in the nutritional sense. :cheesy: I love it, anyway.

oh that does look delicious. I don't think we have them in Montreal though. Next time we go over the border I want all the kinds except the chocolate lovers. I dislike chocolate except as an actual piece of chocolate. Then i'm all over that. And that's no poppycock.

Gemme
03-25-2015, 06:12 PM
Piss on you! You look better wet.

Don't we all.

:eyebrow:



Are ya'll talking about this poppycock?
http://www.bridgesdesign.net/bridgesdesign_2010/food_packaging/7848_ite_Poppycock.jpg

I'm not sure if it can be considered "food" in the nutritional sense. :cheesy: I love it, anyway.

Yes! That's what I was referring to.

It looks, smells and tastes a whole lot better than bullshit, doesn't it? I'm glad the meaning has shifted a bit.

:cheesy:

JoSchmooze
03-26-2015, 12:29 PM
Being a child of Texans:
"You don't even have a horse in that race"

Along the lines of "fuck me running"
"Fuck me running backwards"

:jester:

CherryWine
03-26-2015, 01:16 PM
"You're so full of shit, your eyes are brown."

"It's hotter than blue blazes."

"It's hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock."

"Whew, she looks rode hard and put up wet!"

job
03-26-2015, 09:07 PM
I heard so many sayings when I was a kid...many have been stated already. The three that were most often said to me personally, though would be:
1. Don't put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow.
2. You're like a bull in a china cupboard.
3. Give ya a toothpick you'd tear the house down.
Uhh...i was a rambunctious child.

Cin
03-26-2015, 09:24 PM
2. You're like a bull in a china cupboard.

I was told I was like a bull in a china shop. I was suspicious never having seen an entire shop devoted to china, but apparently they exist. However, a bull in a china cupboard, now that would be tight... and impressive. Havoc would indeed be wreaked.

anotherbutch
03-27-2015, 07:43 AM
Shit fire and save matches!

You could tear up an anvil in a sandpile!

Spare the rod... Spoil the child!

I'll beat you so hard and fast it'll look like you're helping me!

Cin
03-27-2015, 01:41 PM
I'll beat you so hard and fast it'll look like you're helping me!

LOL!

My father used to say to us kids "I'll beat you within an inch of your life and I don't care if my measurements are off cause I can make ten more just like you." Which wasn't true because my mother had like 8 miscarriages. It was a big deal when she actually brought a baby home from the hospital so it's not like he really had any to spare. But I sure wasn't going to be the one to tell him that.

and his other favorite "i brought you into this world and I can take you out of it."

Daniela
03-27-2015, 02:07 PM
:bucktooth: I just found out that the saying I always thought was "Pearls on swine" is actually "Pearls before swine." lol

Cin
03-27-2015, 08:20 PM
:bucktooth: I just found out that the saying I always thought was "Pearls on swine" is actually "Pearls before swine." lol

It could work that way too though, like maybe another version of lipstick on a pig.

cinnamongrrl
03-28-2015, 05:26 AM
It could work that way too though, like maybe another version of lipstick on a pig.

My gram used that phrase "lipstick on a pig". I use it to this day. Frequently about a house I clean. I could be there a week straight and it'd still be a hot mess...

clay
03-28-2015, 06:52 AM
two I grew up hearing......."it's colder than a gold digger's azz in the Klondikes".................."it is cold enough to freeze brass balls off a monkey"........neither of which I have ever seen......:blink:

cinnamongrrl
03-28-2015, 08:43 AM
My mother says "colder than a witch's tit" but I don't under stand the reference...

MsTinkerbelly
03-28-2015, 09:17 AM
I haven't read through the whole thread, so excuse me if this is a repeat.

My Dad never wore a watch, so when asked what time it was, he would day..."it's a hair past a freckle", while looking intently at his bare arm.

JDeere
03-28-2015, 04:04 PM
I haven't read through the whole thread, so excuse me if this is a repeat.

My Dad never wore a watch, so when asked what time it was, he would day..."it's a hair past a freckle", while looking intently at his bare arm.

I heard from my grandparents sometimes " half past a monkey's ass" when I asked what time it was!

homoe
03-28-2015, 04:38 PM
Jukebox:listening:

afemmenatalie
03-28-2015, 06:35 PM
growing up outside the U.S., we would push a "grocery wagon" and not a "cart" at the grocery store! Not sure if that is due to a difference in regional "talk", or an old-fashioned expression.

TruTexan
03-28-2015, 08:16 PM
It's colder than a well digger's ass is one I heard often when I was younger.

And here's one for a whooping ....Go get me a switch so I can whoop your ass with it.

Cin
03-28-2015, 08:34 PM
Here's one my mother used to say a lot:

If you think (fill in the blank), you've got another think coming.

Also
If you walk around with a hammer everything starts to look like a nail.

cinnamongrrl
03-29-2015, 05:18 AM
The bees knees!

I love that saying...

I also used whippersnapper in a sentence yesterday...lol

Ascot
03-29-2015, 09:43 AM
When I was born, my parents were both in grad school, so a lot of the childcare responsibilities landed on my maternal grandmother. She was a brilliant and nutty character who had me singing things like "There's a place in France where they don't wear any pants" when I was 3, much to the consternation of my mother who was much more proper. I'm sure that's a large part of the reason she taught me such things. She had some quirky expressions that still make me laugh today when I think about them.

If she was particularly irked about something, she would say, "Well that just fries my ice!" It always conjured up weird a visual of ice cubes skittering around in a cast-iron skillet.

Rather than simply remind me to go to the bathroom before we left the house, she would say "Go shed a tear for Garfield." Something assassination related, presumably.

If she thought someone was just being lazy and lolling about, she was known to ask, "What are you doing? Posing for animal crackers?"

Gemme
03-29-2015, 01:41 PM
When I was born, my parents were both in grad school, so a lot of the childcare responsibilities landed on my maternal grandmother. She was a brilliant and nutty character who had me singing things like "There's a place in France where they don't wear any pants" when I was 3, much to the consternation of my mother who was much more proper. I'm sure that's a large part of the reason she taught me such things. She had some quirky expressions that still make me laugh today when I think about them.

If she was particularly irked about something, she would say, "Well that just fries my ice!" It always conjured up weird a visual of ice cubes skittering around in a cast-iron skillet.

Rather than simply remind me to go to the bathroom before we left the house, she would say "Go shed a tear for Garfield." Something assassination related, presumably.

If she thought someone was just being lazy and lolling about, she was known to ask, "What are you doing? Posing for animal crackers?"

I haven't heard any of these but I dare say I love them just a little bit.

MysticOceansFL
03-29-2015, 02:10 PM
Nifty .....................

homoe
03-29-2015, 03:09 PM
"Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels"

Ascot
03-30-2015, 04:38 PM
I haven't heard any of these but I dare say I love them just a little bit.

I don't know that anyone else has every heard any of these. Grammie was quite unique and I'm sure these gems were all her own. Glad you like them.

kittygrrl
03-30-2015, 05:14 PM
(she has) a bee in her bonnet
(kisses) sweeter then wine
Love is not love, which alters when it's alteration finds..

Gemme
03-30-2015, 05:30 PM
Love is not love, which alters when it's alteration finds..

What???

:blink:

homoe
04-02-2015, 07:19 PM
Barking Up the Wrong Tree

Bèsame*
04-02-2015, 10:21 PM
bitchin'....

puddin'
04-03-2015, 01:03 PM
tight as a tick (on eatin' way too much)

i don't give a rats ass

a leopard can't change it's spots

Degotoga
04-03-2015, 04:50 PM
"They don't have sense enough to poor piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel."

ksrainbow
04-03-2015, 05:29 PM
"finer than the hair on a snakes a**"

ks-

Gemme
04-03-2015, 06:50 PM
"finer than the hair on a snakes a**"

ks-

That's new. I've heard 'finer than frog hair' though.

I've used these in the past 2 days:

...righter than rain aka righter'n rain

....shit or get off the pot

JDeere
04-03-2015, 06:57 PM
Colder then a witches tit in a brass bra!

homoe
04-04-2015, 02:30 PM
Pocketbook ( I believe it's now called a purse or handbag?)

cinnamongrrl
04-04-2015, 03:07 PM
Pocketbook ( I believe it's now called a purse or handbag?)

I still say pocketbook... I hear my nana's Irish accent when I do lol

"Doesn't amount to a hill of beans!"

I used this today while attempting to clean windows that are fixed in place. Made the parts of the window I did wash look out of place

CherryWine
04-04-2015, 06:07 PM
"Doesn't amount to a hill of beans!"

I used this today while attempting to clean windows that are fixed in place. Made the parts of the window I did wash look out of place

My mom says that a lot. She also says "What's that got to do with the price of onions?" when someone says something irrelevant to the conversation at hand.

Gemme
04-04-2015, 07:07 PM
My mom says that a lot. She also says "What's that got to do with the price of onions?" when someone says something irrelevant to the conversation at hand.

"What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?"

Heard it often growing up.

Venus007
04-05-2015, 06:52 PM
Ken meaning know or understand for example "It is beyond my ken"
I grew up hearing it all the time but I haven't heard anyone say it in years

JDeere
04-05-2015, 07:15 PM
As Sure as hell or high water

puddin'
04-09-2015, 03:01 PM
a fly in the ointment.

beck and call

chock-a-block

make no bones about

Smiling
04-09-2015, 05:26 PM
For crying out loud!
For the "umpteenth" time....

homoe
04-11-2015, 04:55 PM
Hanky Panky

Gemme
04-11-2015, 05:28 PM
horizontal mambo

homoe
04-12-2015, 05:39 PM
Moo Moos ( I believe it was sort of similar to a flowery print dress but more causal)

Gemme
04-12-2015, 06:40 PM
Moo Moos ( I believe it was sort of similar to a flowery print dress but more causal)

Moo moos are still used today, especially in the South. Sometimes they are called house dresses.

Smiling
04-20-2015, 06:32 PM
"What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?"

Heard it often growing up.

"...digging a hole to China...."

and

"Clean your plate; there are starving children in China!"

gotoseagrl
04-20-2015, 07:35 PM
Bridges ... Water under the bridge, Cross that bridge when we get to it, burned bridges.

gotoseagrl
05-13-2015, 06:01 PM
Last night my brother texted me that something was as funny "as all get out" ... and i thought ... he's only 30 something, really? Old man.

Smiling
05-14-2015, 07:06 PM
Brassieres, bosoms, and unmentionables, lol.

I love the expression "unmentionables." lol, and it makes me laugh when someone calls breasts bosoms, but I'm not sure why.

And calling someone's derrière a keister, lmao. I love that one, too.

homoe
05-14-2015, 07:07 PM
Dye Job~~~~

I believe it's now called "coloring one's hair!

Tierney
05-14-2015, 07:20 PM
Do not make me turn this car around.


Then my Nona's..

We had to walk ALL the way up that hill, in 10 feet of snow to go to school.. and you are complaining about having to stand at a bus stop?

Smiling
05-14-2015, 07:32 PM
lol, what about "idle hands are the devil's workshop" and

"mind your own beeswax"

Smiling
05-14-2015, 07:54 PM
lol, tomfoolery, hoodlums, and hooliganism.

homoe
05-14-2015, 07:55 PM
shenanigans too, cant forget that one!

Smiling
05-14-2015, 07:57 PM
shenanigans too, cant forget that one!

lol, you're right! I love shenanigans!

Gemme
05-15-2015, 05:51 AM
Do not make me turn this car around.


Then my Nona's..

We had to walk ALL the way up that hill, in 10 feet of snow to go to school.. and you are complaining about having to stand at a bus stop?

Barefoot! Both ways! With cardboard soles!

:blink:

Tierney
05-15-2015, 05:53 AM
Barefoot! Both ways! With cardboard soles!

:blink:


Ha, Ha. Yessss, I forgot about the barefoot. :|

Orema
07-12-2015, 07:24 PM
Now you're cooking with gas (http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/25897/origin-of-the-phrase-now-were-cooking-with). (My mama often said this.)

Goodnight, nurse (http://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=AwrTccwwEaNViC4ACQ1HnIlQ;_ylu=X3oDMTByaDNhc2J xBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA2dxMQR2dGlkAw--/RV=2/RE=1436778929/RO=10/RU=http%3a%2f%2fwww.chacha.com%2fquestion%2fwhat-is-the-origin-of-the-saying-%2527good-night-nurse%2527/RK=0/RS=gkAW.1JFK82q1YKi2fqSwghtxhI-).

homoe
07-12-2015, 09:24 PM
Until the last dog is hung:|

It referred to staying at an event right up to the end~

Gemme
07-13-2015, 05:52 AM
Oh, I don't like that one. It's like 'there's more than one way to skin a cat'. Or 'sweat like a pig' which is completely inaccurate anyway because pigs literally do not sweat....hence all the rolling in mud. Why do we have to bring innocent animals into our colorful speech? I wonder who started all that mess.

homoe
07-13-2015, 03:47 PM
Boodle (which is defined as money, especially that gained or spent illegally or improperly) which was used by us in the UP of Mi as money stashed away and spend however one chooses to spend it!

homoe
07-13-2015, 07:30 PM
tomfoolery:superfunny:

Gemme
07-14-2015, 12:21 AM
Shit-eating grin.

homoe
07-14-2015, 03:42 PM
Smitten:flowers:

homoe
07-14-2015, 06:55 PM
Nifty - ( something that is great, excellent):hangloose:

Spiffy - (An elegant appearance)

Humanesque
07-14-2015, 07:12 PM
Mashuganas

C0LLETTE
07-14-2015, 08:03 PM
please and thank you

cinnamongrrl
07-14-2015, 08:35 PM
please and thank you

and excuse me/pardon me...although I hear that more down here

homoe
07-15-2015, 07:22 PM
YES so true COLLETTE and Cinn so true indeed:praying:

homoe
10-09-2015, 03:37 PM
squire

escort a woman about:sunglass:

storyspinner70
10-09-2015, 04:20 PM
I used to say "by the by" all the time and anytime I mention "shoehorning" something into place I am apparently dating myself...lmao

storyspinner70
10-09-2015, 04:23 PM
Moo moos are still used today, especially in the South. Sometimes they are called house dresses.

We do still use those...lmao...they're often interchangable with Caftans, too...lol, though i always learned them as muumuus...my mom still wears them.

storyspinner70
10-09-2015, 04:26 PM
lol, tomfoolery, hoodlums, and hooliganism.

those and shenanigans are making a comeback i think...ah, nostalgia...gotta love it...lol

homoe
10-09-2015, 04:30 PM
squire

escort a woman about:sunglass:

I had seen squire on an old episode of Seinfeld and kept forgetting to post it!

homoe
09-06-2016, 08:05 AM
davenport : It's now called either couch or sofa

knight
09-06-2016, 08:41 AM
oblige noblesse

cork1961
09-06-2016, 08:54 AM
Lollygag, Dilly-dally

Orema
09-20-2016, 06:00 AM
Fish rots from the head down.

(Heard this while listening to a report on Chris Christie and Bridge-gate.)

Lyte
09-20-2016, 02:47 PM
This is a good one!

oblige noblesse

Lyte
09-20-2016, 02:49 PM
And on "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy." :p


I had seen squire on an old episode of Seinfeld and kept forgetting to post it!

~ocean
09-20-2016, 03:27 PM
spiffy.........