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Linus
06-20-2011, 05:06 PM
:blink:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.

The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.

Waste not; want not.

Just... eat shit! :blink:

Dreams
06-20-2011, 05:20 PM
* scratches head*..you went all the way to Japan to learn this??..:twitch:

Camo Eagle
06-20-2011, 05:20 PM
OKKKKKKKK Im all for saving the environment, & feeding the hungry. But I think I would draw the line at this idea.

Linus
06-20-2011, 05:22 PM
* scratches head*..you went all the way to Japan to learn this??..:twitch:

Naw.. my company has a "fun list" and they sometimes post the weird news of the day. This was the top one. Go figure, eh? :blink:

atomiczombie
06-20-2011, 05:50 PM
:blink:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces



Just... eat shit! :blink:

GROSSSSSS. I'm gaging right now just thinking about it.

The Yes Men did a prank about this idea a few years ago:

YouTube - ‪"EAT SHIT AND LIVE"‬‏

Dutch Leonard
06-20-2011, 05:53 PM
You know, on Star Trek: Enterprise, that is what they were doing when they were talking about eating "reconstituted protein".

The future is here!

Starrynightaw
06-20-2011, 06:10 PM
Im all about saving when I can. But thats just gross.

Starbuck
06-20-2011, 07:50 PM
I'm sorry but that's just f'n nasty! I don't care what it looks like, I aint eating "reconstituted" shit! :seeingstars:

suebee
06-20-2011, 08:08 PM
The whole idea of eating bugs for protein is looking better and better. :floatbee:

NOW HANG ON JUST A MINUTE THERE! :annoyed:

Gemme
06-20-2011, 08:22 PM
Okay, I admit that I ate the occasion boogie as a wee one, but I'm drawing the line at solid waste.

:blink:

Just thinking of how many salads I'd be tossing eating one steak alone is pretty icky.

dixie
06-20-2011, 08:33 PM
:wtf:

Um...yeah. I have only one word for this: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...............................

kannon
06-20-2011, 08:48 PM
this is taking recycling to a "hole" new level.

:eatinghersheybar:

Toughy
06-20-2011, 10:53 PM
I think the space station recycles human waste and the astronauts eat and drink it......

I miss Tang speaking of astronauts.

little_ms_sunshyne
06-20-2011, 11:02 PM
I just vomitted in my mouth a little..There needs to be a green vomit smiley for sure!!!

girl_dee
06-21-2011, 05:42 AM
I am going to create a special BBQ sauce for these steaks...

I will be a millionaire!

AtLast
06-21-2011, 05:59 AM
You know, on Star Trek: Enterprise, that is what they were doing when they were talking about eating "reconstituted protein".

The future is here!

This is exactly where my mind went with this- Star Trek!! GMTA!!

I have a weak stomach and this just doesn't go over well...

Kobi
06-21-2011, 06:07 AM
This is one way to get me to stop eating meat. I wonder if they can make cigarettes out of it too.....that will also make me stop smoking.

Seriously tho, aside from the gross factor, what about feces born diseases, medications excreted this way, and just the effects of all those chemical processes?

rockybcn
06-21-2011, 06:52 AM
Kind of reminds me of the movie "Soylent Green" with Charleton Heston. Could that be next?
For sure I would become a vegetarian if I dont know what "food" is being reconstituted!!!

Inked_Trinity
06-21-2011, 07:12 AM
I'm wondering if this will give me the ability to talk "shit" better !!:sunglass:

princessbelle
06-21-2011, 07:34 AM
I think i'm speechless....

Well, almost.

This means if we go out to dinner and get a poopie pie, I can look at my dinner partner and say "Get that shyt eatin grin off your face" and mean it.

kannon
06-23-2011, 01:59 PM
I am going to create a special BBQ sauce for these steaks...

I will be a millionaire!

You know you have to make your BBQ sauce from recycled body waste.

I'm gonna make some nice flavorful marmalade from recycled toe jam. We don't want this precious commodity to go to waste.

Gemme
06-28-2011, 08:31 AM
You know you have to make your BBQ sauce from recycled body waste.

I'm gonna make some nice flavorful marmalade from recycled toe jam. We don't want this precious commodity to go to waste.

Ooooh, ooooh! Ear wax! Bellybutton lint! Teeth fuzz! The possibilities are endless.

amnesia.bfp
06-28-2011, 09:40 AM
Am I a vegetarian?

I can't remember.

Who am I?

Toughy
06-28-2011, 11:09 AM
Am I a vegetarian?

I can't remember.

Who am I?

you're lost and posting in the wrong thread.........laughin

IrishGrrl
06-28-2011, 05:03 PM
First thing I said was..."are you shitting me?!"

:seeingstars: