What do you feel "too old" for?

[gaea]

you know your too old when

you have been doing (daughters) laundry all day and when you get that shower and then flip your head to dry your hair, and then get stuck when its time to get back in the upright position.....oy i need a chiro right now lmao....

you had to have totally been here.....it was somewhat funny...what did i think when i got stuck in that position ....haha "this could be fun" for a minute lmao

[TheMerryFairy]

I feel too old for teenagers to attempt to encouarage me into road racing with them when I am only going to pick up bread.

[deb_U_taunt]

I feel too young to have to watch what I eat. :(

[meridiantoo]

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I feel too old....for my skin and eyes to look this flawless again...

[Contessa]

Too old for...Bullshitters, game-players, liars, flakes and fakes...:veggie:

[ManOMan]

I cracked up when I read this, I have been out of the country for awhile so when I turned 55 got this letter from aarp about a week later!! I love it!
Also can now go to 5% wed at sunmart!


AARP starts their campaign with people at 48... I freaked when I got my first invitation to join. I threw it away and have continued to to that, but lately I've been thinking about it. Last year I turned 55 and I freaked. Now when i see anything that says senior discount I ask what age they mean. I've very happy when they say 65.

[ManOMan]

you know your too old when

you have been doing (daughters) laundry all day and when you get that shower and then flip your head to dry your hair, and then get stuck when its time to get back in the upright position.....oy i need a chiro right now lmao....

you had to have totally been here.....it was somewhat funny...what did i think when i got stuck in that position ....haha "this could be fun" for a minute lmao

OY is right. I have a bad back, have since I lifted a very heavy thing incorrectly when I was 19. When my back, um, tweaks, it usually hurts like hell and I has happened just turning in my chair. I really am mindful now about what I do.

I wish you pain free flexibility.

[TheMerryFairy]

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I feel too old....for my skin and eyes to look this flawless again...

I am LOVING this eyeshadow. I wish I could play around with makeup and have it look this damn good!

[VintageFemme]

...the bar scene, Sunday "breakfast" run without makeup, any run without makeup, *lol* giggling or even saying I'm giggling, hair bows, short shorts, oh don't make me go on, it's too hard to even try.

I think I need a nap.

[meridiantoo]

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Merry,

You should watch this makeup artist on youtube.....I've been watching his videos over the past several weeks and he's phenomenal. He gives makeup tips, tricks, product reviews, etc.

Let me know what you think...

:blueheels:

[meridiantoo]

...I wish you pain free flexibility.

Amen! And knee bends without that sexy crackling noise, too! As mine do now *sigh

:winky:

[TheMerryFairy]

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Merry,

You should watch this makeup artist on youtube.....I've been watching his videos over the past several weeks and he's phenomenal. He gives makeup tips, tricks, product reviews, etc.

Let me know what you think...

:blueheels:


Thank you SO much for posting this link! He's wonderful and I could listen to him talk for hours LOL

This is seriously helpful and even though I know a lot of it, it's cool to see applications so I can have something to work from.

[TheMerryFairy]

I feel too old to keep up with the changing slang teenagers seem to rhyme off. LOL I had a few young guys and a couple of guys around my age come into the shop today and I swear I could barely understand the conversation between them.

It's a good thing I didn't have to understand it to do my job. I still managed to have a good time with them and carried on a conversation for about 20 minutes. Afterwards they invited me out for drinks. LOL

I may be too old for that too. At least in this situation.

[gaea]

this made me laugh out loud

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[Luv]

I feel too oldd for some roller coasters..I get queezy now

[KCBUTCH]

The college girls on campus
OY VEY!!!

[StrongButch]

Im to old and bold to be shy! Just go for it guy! (lol)

[kittygrrl]

TOF playing it safe

[oksoftbutch]

Too old for 30 yr olds.....:police:

[TheMerryFairy]

I feel too old to take things seriously ALL of the time ;)

I am too old to ignore the saying "everything will be alright in the end"

[chai~]

I feel too old for some dynamics that seem sweet to me.

I feel too old to give a shit about what people think about me.

I feel too old to start again.

[goodlilfemme]

im in my 30's and loving it but i find there are times i feel to old to be refered to as little girl if its from someone that i dont know and they dont know me . to old for someone to tell me im to young for anything which seems to happen to me alot. always goodlilfemme


I was having a conversation with a younger friend, who because she is over (x) years old, believes she is too old for cuddle parties, getting a tattoo,travel, all kinds of things. I came right out and told her that I'm (x+never mind) years old, and blast my age, I'll be doing all those things and lots of other crazy stuff until I die. If you rest, you rust, I say.

I began to think that, except for dressing like my teenage daughter, I'm not really "too old" for much. I don't have the same social needs as a younger woman, and don't get a lot out of clubbing like a disco duck anymore, but it doesn't mean I would never go out dancing. If I made a great effort at getting into shape, I'd run marathons, but maybe flipping around in cartwheels isn't a great idea. I can't eat like I used to when I was younger, but that's a change I wanted to make anyway. But I can't offhand think of anything else.

Are there any activities that someone of (x+y) years is "too old" for, in your thoughts? How many of you have done something like bungee jumping or sky diving, or traveled to some far corner?

[kittygrrl]

To Old to not believe that what comes out of your mouth isn't true on some level

[Cid]

I feel I'm too old to get a nose ring even though I think they're really sexy.
I feel I'm too old to settle for anyone less then what I need in my life.

I feel I'm too old for one night stands (not that any age is ok)

I feel I'm too old to wear a bikini (even though my daughter talked me into it last summer)

[TheMerryFairy]

I feel too old to be carded at the liquor store, only when I forget my ID in the car.

[chai~]

I feel I'm too old to get a nose ring even though I think they're really sexy.
I feel I'm too old to settle for anyone less then what I need in my life.

I feel I'm too old for one night stands (not that any age is ok)

I feel I'm too old to wear a bikini (even though my daughter talked me into it last summer)

the nose ring thing, I did when I was younger, but now in my maturity ;) I wear a teeny tiny diamond, and get more compliments on that one.

try it, you just might like it!

[BowtiePrincess]

I am too old for.....changing my ways, to need approval and to eat from the kiddie menu.

[~ocean]

I'm too old for games ~
I'm too old not to know what I want ~
I'm too old not to know who I am ~
I'm too old to know when to be a lady ~
I'm too old to know when not to be a lady ~
I'm too old to date anyone thats wet behinde the ears ~
I'm too old to listen to anyone who cant say what they mean ~ mean what they say ~
I'm too old for someone who don't understand ~

[fever]

My problem is that I don't feel too old to do anything, but my body thinks otherwise! lol

[LadyRieinAL]

I'm too old to go clubing, but not too old to dance the night away
I'm too old to drink so much that the room starts to spin, but not too old to share a glass of good wine with a friend.
I feel too old to try and complete with these young chickabiddies, but I'm not too old to hold my own, even at 58
I'm too old to date a thirty year old, but I have no problem of entertaining the thought of being escorted by a handsome butch of 45.
I'm too old to think that I can't make a difference in life - I still have lots of love left in my heart to give.

[nycfem]

As per my hairdresser, I am too old to have a streak of a crazy color in my hair. I asked for that, and she said very directly, with no smile and awkwardness or harshness, "No, that's for younger people." It didn't upset me. I found it funny (maybe the way she stated it like a certain fact, like the sky being blue) and reflected that my job might have an issue with it. I like to let hairdressers do what they wish with me anyway :)

[ManOMan]

this made me laugh out loud

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[ManOMan]

As per my hairdresser, I am too old to have a streak of a crazy color in my hair. I asked for that, and she said very directly, with no smile and awkwardness or harshness, "No, that's for younger people." It didn't upset me. I found it funny (maybe the way she stated it like a certain fact, like the sky being blue) and reflected that my job might have an issue with it. I like to let hairdressers do what they wish with me anyway :)

I just got my hair cut. It was really long. (it's still long by most people's standards.) I've put myself through this several times before. I think that a guy having long hair is _________ fill in the blank with what ever negative rationale you can think of. The latest thing is the age thing. So I went to
a friend that is a stylist and she cut my hair. She did a really good job. And even though I tried to psych myself up for this, pre-grief and all, I'm kinda sad that I did it. After I had it cut I saw several men older than me with long hair, including one guy with white hair.

So I'm sad that I bought into the whole 'you're too old for this' crap.... :-(

[Turtle]

Skateboarding, I am too old for skateboarding. If I fell, it would all over. :-/

[Jesse]

http://cfile2.uf.tistory.com/image/141356474EC5F37B1C0A09

Notice the middle aged folks on the sidelines laughing? My seat is over there!

[Okiebug61]

I am not to old for anything! I just need to be able to have a head start! :-)

[Jesse]

I am not to old for anything! I just need to be able to have a head start! :-)

Heck, I not only need a head start, I quite possibly may need a nap somewhere along the way! Lol!

[Sweet Bliss]

I second the nap time. Too old isn't it for me. Am too tired.

I like going to bed early and gettin up early, and my nap so I can make it to bedtime.... lol Think I need more vitamins or something....:jester:

Although if dancing is on the agenda, I'm up all night!!

[deb_U_taunt]

I am too old to live in denial.

[Sweet Bliss]

bungee cord diving :|

roller coasters :|

sky diving double :|

[Glenn]

bungee cord diving :|

roller coasters :|

sky diving double :|

Me too..

Plus..

Stealing other men's wives;)

Drinking a case of beer everyday.;)

[Ginger]

I just got my hair cut. It was really long. (it's still long by most people's standards.) I've put myself through this several times before. I think that a guy having long hair is _________ fill in the blank with what ever negative rationale you can think of. The latest thing is the age thing. So I went to
a friend that is a stylist and she cut my hair. She did a really good job. And even though I tried to psych myself up for this, pre-grief and all, I'm kinda sad that I did it. After I had it cut I saw several men older than me with long hair, including one guy with white hair.

So I'm sad that I bought into the whole 'you're too old for this' crap.... :-(


I agree, and fuck that stylist who said you're too old for crazy color streaks!

My friend Bertha, who's reading today in our series, is in her sixties, runs a well known small press and literary center, is a respected Beowulf scholar and poet in her own right—and has spiky blue hair.

[agape]

lots of things... but the first that came to mind is that I feel I'm too old to be playing around (eg. with other people's feelings...) not that it's ever ok to do that, just feel I don't have the time and energy for games anymore and when I meet people that think otherwise, I calmly walk away...

It doesn't always have to be a mean game-playing, it might as well be a part of flirting/chase me/so many want me-you should try to compete and win me etc. etc. etc. For some people it's part of dating and that's fine. I just feel I prefer a bit more straight forward communication...

[Cid]

As per my hairdresser, I am too old to have a streak of a crazy color in my hair. I asked for that, and she said very directly, with no smile and awkwardness or harshness, "No, that's for younger people." It didn't upset me. I found it funny (maybe the way she stated it like a certain fact, like the sky being blue) and reflected that my job might have an issue with it. I like to let hairdressers do what they wish with me anyway :)

You should have told her you're too old to put up with hairdressers that don't do what you ask them to do.

[Kobi]

Apparently, I am too old to do whatever it was that inflamed my archilles tendon overnight.

I am also too old to remember what that might have been.

:blush:

[Jean_TX]

I'm too old to avoid pursuing something that I really want, especially if the only reason to avoid pursuit is that society regards me as being "too old to be doing that"! :thumbsup:

[Daktari]

For nights with less than 6hrs sleep.

[Jean_TX]

Apparently, I am too old to do whatever it was that inflamed my archilles tendon overnight.

I am also too old to remember what that might have been.

:blush:

That is the best response in the whole thread! Thanks for the laugh.

[Bèsame*]

too old, what the heck?

I can climb ladders to change a light bulb. I can wash windows. I can kill a big spider, bug, and even a scorpion. But why why why can't I open a jar anymore? It's not age..it has to be muscles, right?....:bigcry:

I refuse to buy cans!!!!

[deb_U_taunt]

As per my hairdresser, I am too old to have a streak of a crazy color in my hair. I asked for that, and she said very directly, with no smile and awkwardness or harshness, "No, that's for younger people." It didn't upset me. I found it funny (maybe the way she stated it like a certain fact, like the sky being blue) and reflected that my job might have an issue with it. I like to let hairdressers do what they wish with me anyway :)

Proof you are never too old! :)

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[Trev]

In my mind I am Not too old for anything. Every now and then my body will give me a gentle reminder that I am not 25 anymore.

[starryeyes]

Sleeping in past 8am. It gives me a headache!!

[Degotoga]

Apparently I'm too old for dating, of all things. When did it get so complicated? Whatever happened to the shy awkwardness of asking a lady for a date and taking the time to get to know her? I'm having a hard time getting my head around the idea of skipping any form of dating and just jumping in the sack together. Case in point, over the weekend I got propositioned for a one night stand...by a woman I have never laid eyes on before. THEN, she called me a prude when I politely declined her offer. Is this what they now call "dating"? If so, it's a damn good thing I've embraced being single. Oh how I long for the days when things were simpler, and those with integrity were respected and cherished. Maybe it's just the local scene, or maybe, just maybe, I really am a prude. :confused:

[Ginger]

Apparently I'm too old for dating, of all things. When did it get so complicated? Whatever happened to the shy awkwardness of asking a lady for a date and taking the time to get to know her? I'm having a hard time getting my head around the idea of skipping any form of dating and just jumping in the sack together. Case in point, over the weekend I got propositioned for a one night stand...by a woman I have never laid eyes on before. THEN, she called me a prude when I politely declined her offer. Is this what they now call "dating"? If so, it's a damn good thing I've embraced being single. Oh how I long for the days when things were simpler, and those with integrity were respected and cherished. Maybe it's just the local scene, or maybe, just maybe, I really am a prude. :confused:


Honestly, the person you're describing who called you a prude for not wanting to go home with her—she sounds drunk.

I was having a hot exchange with a butch once who asked, the moment she learned my age, "Do you have any problems lubricating?" and "How's your libido?"

I don't know if you're too old to date; only you know when you're done with all that. But I'm willing to bet, you're old enough to know when someone isn't eligible to date you. Don't let one loser get you down. It's a big world, and it's the only one we've got. It's a beautiful world, too, full of people with good hearts.

[Sweet Bliss]

Honestly, the person you're describing who called you a prude for not wanting to go home with her—she sounds drunk.

I was having a hot exchange with a butch once who asked, the moment she learned my age, "Do you have any problems lubricating?" and "How's your libido?"

I don't know if you're too old to date; only you know when you're done with all that. But I'm willing to bet, you're old enough to know when someone isn't eligible to date you. Don't let one loser get you down. It's a big world, and it's the only one we've got. It's a beautiful world, too, full of people with good hearts.

Are you freakin' kiddin' me???? OM freaking GAWD. These folks are sounding like trolls.... holy moley.... since when is it ok to ask someone you have just met something so so so omg... personal? omg.

Sounds like they are interviewing s*x workers. :readfineprint:

[Degotoga]

Honestly, the person you're describing who called you a prude for not wanting to go home with her—she sounds drunk.

I was having a hot exchange with a butch once who asked, the moment she learned my age, "Do you have any problems lubricating?" and "How's your libido?"

I don't know if you're too old to date; only you know when you're done with all that. But I'm willing to bet, you're old enough to know when someone isn't eligible to date you. Don't let one loser get you down. It's a big world, and it's the only one we've got. It's a beautiful world, too, full of people with good hearts.

I couldn't honestly say if she was drunk or not. And while I appreciate directness, that was a little too direct for my liking from someone I knew nothing about. I haven't given up on the idea of dating, but if that's all there is to it, I'm really not interested.

[StrongButch]

To not be married. Quess ill start looking. (lol)

[kittygrrl]

people who should know better but don't

[deb_U_taunt]

I feel too YOUNG to have all my friends becoming grandparents :|

[~ocean]

Apparently I'm too old for dating, of all things. When did it get so complicated? Whatever happened to the shy awkwardness of asking a lady for a date and taking the time to get to know her? I'm having a hard time getting my head around the idea of skipping any form of dating and just jumping in the sack together. Case in point, over the weekend I got propositioned for a one night stand...by a woman I have never laid eyes on before. THEN, she called me a prude when I politely declined her offer. Is this what they now call "dating"? If so, it's a damn good thing I've embraced being single. Oh how I long for the days when things were simpler, and those with integrity were respected and cherished. Maybe it's just the local scene, or maybe, just maybe, I really am a prude. :confused:

~ I agree with your post ~ I can also see the other side as well too ~ ppl our age know what they want sooo lol ~ wich isnt wrong either ~ there are wonderfull ppl out there ~ enjoy dating ~

[deb_U_taunt]

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/old-people-funny-quotes.jpg

[deb_U_taunt]

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/funny-old-people.jpg

[StevieBoi]

I thought I was too old to feel like I'm feeling right now! ...like a love sick teenager. I'm new here... This special someone called me a boi and I had to look it up to see what that was. Of course I got hundreds of definitions and parts of many of them fit me. But not exactly all of any one of them.
I thought I was too old to try anything new sexually but look at me on BF Planet.
Not new to Lesbianism but new to BF... I'll turn 50 this year so I hope the Fine Wine folks will accept me and give me some gentle guidance.

Shy Grin

[Ascot]

Wishy washy bullshit.

[kittygrrl]

blahdee, blah, blah, blah..(don't take this the wrong way) I love to listen, but have something to say..

[WingsOnFire]

Starting all over again...

[WingsOnFire]

I thought I was too old to feel like I'm feeling right now! ...like a love sick teenager. I'm new here... This special someone called me a boi and I had to look it up to see what that was. Of course I got hundreds of definitions and parts of many of them fit me. But not exactly all of any one of them.
I thought I was too old to try anything new sexually but look at me on BF Planet.
Not new to Lesbianism but new to BF... I'll turn 50 this year so I hope the Fine Wine folks will accept me and give me some gentle guidance.

Shy Grin

Your never too old to feel like a love sick teenager. :) Isn't it a wonderful feeling? Lol.. I am 44 and in many ways starting my life all over again. Some of it scares the hell out of me. Some of me just finally feels settled. But the part of me that fell in love with my Sir and Daddy is fuck yeah!! a love sick teenager!! lol.

Good luck!

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com/192x/bd/1c/a3/bd1ca3cddf3a4424cd023e935f992cec.jpg

[Kobi]

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[little_ms_sunshyne]

I am too old not to seize the moment and live happily how I want to be :)

[PearlsNLace]

I am too old to be this immature. I'm certain I should have this life stuff figured out by now.

Once the crows feet start in, the acne and the poor self confidence really need to skedaddle.

[Amante]

I am way too old to put up with drama (or bullshit), and way too old to be anything less than my completely authentic self in a relationship -- in any relationship, including friendships and family relationships, but especially in my love relationship.

[kittygrrl]

too old for mediocre

[Paphigleo]

I am too old to put up with folks who choose to throw me away.

I feel like I am too old to start over with my finances, but here goes!

[puddin']

nuthin'!!:hangloose:

[Sweet Bliss]

Well, probably today's unrestrained instant gratification.

Like the date's from hell I've had....

omg. isn't there a thread for that?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

-Worrying about things that don't matter.
- humor stupidity
- allow moments to pass me by

[Greco]

Too old...

not to enjoy the clarity that comes with feeling gratitude for the challenging lessons learned...

not to enjoy the strength, and vitality of my body...

not to enjoy the sensuality of an early morning run...

not to enjoy the visceral energy of a stunning woman, and be grateful for her existence...

not to know, that I know things I will only share in an intimacy that goes beyond the moment...

not to know that my life continues until it's my time to go...

not to know that until that happens I live fully, sensually, creatively...

not too old...to know that love is about loyalty, and beauty, trust, and enjoying all this life has to offer...

not too old to KNOW.

Greco

[firecat242]

I am too old to give a sh** about what other people think of me!!:toypony:

[DapperButch]

The only thing that I have found that I am "too old for", is amusement park rides that can really jumble your stomach up (roller coasters, things that really whip you around). It is disappointing. My head and body gets all wonky on them now.

[deb_U_taunt]

I am too old for bacon, fried foods, pizza, heavy desserts.

[starryeyes]

Shaving my legs everyday like I used to. It's just not gonna happen. You can call me Cactus, Miss Cactus. :)

[Trev]

Today, working 13 hours

[wahya]

Too old to play head games.

[Bèsame*]

http://fast-images.picyou.com/images/IzR2Af/small_IzR2Af.jpg

[PoeticSilence]

Exceptionally loud neighbors.
Boys going through the almost eighteen year.
Bad drivers.
Apparently drive thru windows since I can't hear them or understand them.
Kids walking the streets after midnight.
and finally..
People who go to the grocery store in slippers and housecoats, and even with curlers in their hair. Cereally? A cart of groceries was THAT important?

[CherylNYC]

I'm not too old to enjoy any of the challenging thrills I always enjoyed. I enjoy them more, and seemingly enjoy more of them, every day.

I'm not too old to enjoy deep, intellectual conversation with a good friend who stops by for a visit.

I'm not too old to haul my old refrigerator down the narrow, winding stairs and out to the curb by myself. (I hope.)

I'm waaaay too old for disabling self doubt. Waaay, waaaaaay too old to let a dishonest, dishonourable person undermine my sense of self worth. That crap just has to stop.

[BestButchBoy]

I'm not too old to enjoy any of the challenging thrills I always enjoyed. I enjoy them more, and seemingly enjoy more of them, every day.

I'm not too old to enjoy deep, intellectual conversation with a good friend who stops by for a visit.

I'm not too old to haul my old refrigerator down the narrow, winding stairs and out to the curb by myself. (I hope.)

I'm waaaay too old for disabling self doubt. Waaay, waaaaaay too old to let a dishonest, dishonourable person undermine my sense of self worth. That crap just has to stop.


Right on, my friend. You rock!

[Rockinonahigh]

Awhile back I realised I was way to old to put up with b.s, from people who on one hand contact you to as if they can call and say hi then after a fue calls dream up some lame excuse to not talk to me anymore.If you realise i'm not what you are looking for thats fine but to try to start crap to no longer contenue speaking to me,well you shure showd how you really are,I am better off.I really don't understand people like this and never will.

[Jess]

Too old to allow life, love and adventure slip by. It's all out there!!!

[Daktari]

Birthdays :|

[B[]]

I'm 31 too old for flirting with kidos in a club, prefer a nice pint of beer in a pub with a mate.

[TruTexan]

I'm grown, I"m too old for head games, being taken advantage of for a kind heart, being cheated on and lied to. I too old for drama drama drama. I live a drama free life and I"m loving it everyday!

[WingsOnFire]

For the heartache I feel today...

[~baby~doll~]

There are not many things i feel to old to do. my mind says i can do as i please. my physical limitations tell me there are any number of things i am not capable of accomplishing on my so. This makes me feel old.
An example is this, my mind tells me i can go down the stairs alone. my family and doctors tell me i can't. i think i can drive a car my body says "what are you crazy."
Old though is relative in ones mind and soul. my body has made the decisions for me.
Today is a good day i have clear thoughts and am not totally confused and lost in O/our house. It gets tough sometimes when i see just how childlike i have become at what seems to me a fairly young age.
As i stated when i started there are not many things i feel to old to do, i am old enough to know what my body is no longer capable of. Sometimes this makes me sad, other times i just grin and bear it and feel disappointed i will not be bungee jumping this weekend.

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

The "Pub Scene"

[Jet]

Mindless arguments and groundless polemics.

[Bad_boi]

Other people's bullshit haha!

[mountainbikedyke]

Not a damn thing! :cigar2:

[RockOn]

TruTexan posted this ...

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I'm grown, I"m too old for head games, being taken advantage of for a kind heart, being cheated on and lied to. I too old for drama drama drama. I live a drama free life and I"m loving it everyday!
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Really like your post, TruTexan!

[Bèsame*]

Never too old, just smarter not to repeat those younger things!!!

[Redsunflower]

I'm too old to be feeling this excited about Christmas.
But I'm feeling it anyway.

[TheLoneStranger]

Running LOL

[~ocean]

I'm too old to be feeling this excited about Christmas.
But I'm feeling it anyway.

~ never too old to feel the majic of this time of year ~ I tend to look past the commercial aspect, and concentrate on the past and future memories ~

~ ENJOY the holidays Red ~ :)

[Redsunflower]

~ never too old to feel the majic of this time of year ~ I tend to look past the commercial aspect, and concentrate on the past and future memories ~

~ ENJOY the holidays Red ~ :)

Thanks Ocean, you're so right.

Hope you have a great time too this Christmas.

[Yew]

Too old to waste hours and dollars searching for "the perfect" high end jeans. I rediscovered old school...I have gone back to 501's and they still fit perfectly (and I prefer a button fly anyway)

Oh and anything anime

[TruTexan]

I feel too sometimes to keep bending and stooping and going against my restrictions, but dammit I have to do laundry and that requires me to bend and stoop for use of the dryer. MY back is what makes me feel old, it's injured and will never be the same. UGH

[imperfect_cupcake]

Whirl-wind romance or Typical romance style. I can't do romantic drama anymore so I can't deal with possessiveness, control, tantrums, care taking demands, and those who don't give me the space to be an independant person. I'm too old and tired to be someone's Catherine to their healthcliffe. Treat me like a friend, have great sex, let me lead my life and as it develops and see how we fit, it may be a good thing.

I'm too old for insecurity and low self esteem in partners anymore. I can't cope with extreme shyness, inability to communicate or jealous bullshit. I will take care of myself so you don't have to, and I expect the same of you. I'm happy to help support you at times when you need your friend, but not a parent in the form of a partner. I don't desire for you to be my "Daddy" either outside of any bedroom context.

I don't want a parent and I don't want to be one. I don't want someone to look after me and I look after them. I want us to look after ourselves and include each other in our lives like friends and adults. What goes on in the bedroom is our fantasy about losing or gaining control, but it stays there.

[Nic]

This morning I told my girl I was too old to run in the snow. 20 minutes later she left for her yoga class and I felt some significant exercise guilt. Then I told myself I was too old to make excuses and just needed to gear up for my run. Made it a slow 3 miles out and a slower 3 back and then fell on my ass walking up my own sidewalk. Sitting here with an ice pack on my "good" knee I've decided that tomorrow morning I'm going to be too old to leave the house until April.

[DapperButch]

Too old to waste hours and dollars searching for "the perfect" high end jeans. I rediscovered old school...I have gone back to 501's and they still fit perfectly (and I prefer a button fly anyway)

Oh and anything anime

Ha, I've circled back to 501's too. Not because of price, just because they "feel right". The others, although I like them, aren't "jeans", to me. When I want to wear my "jeans", hand me my 501's, please.

[WingsOnFire]

feeling lonely...so I try to find fun things to do..

[Yew]

I was also less motivated by the price, and it's just a great bonus that 501's are about $100.00 less, and they look pretty sharp with a sports jacket :)



Ha, I've circled back to 501's too. Not because of price, just because they "feel right". The others, although I like them, aren't "jeans", to me. When I want to wear my "jeans", hand me my 501's, please.

[DaddyNik12]

im getting to old for heart ache , headache and games , I don't like drama and will not do the drama ..that shits for high school kids .. I want a real honest person , is that too much to ask ? or does it even exist ?

hmmm .. we shall see


until then I remain in my lonely world . .. until this snow melts lollolol

[StrongButch]

To not enjoy life.

[DapperButch]

I was also less motivated by the price, and it's just a great bonus that 501's are about $100.00 less, and they look pretty sharp with a sports jacket :)

Whoa, you were buying some pricy jeans, there! Nothing fits like a pairs of 501s :-)

[Graham]

Running LOL

Unless something is on fire or I'm being chased....fuck it

[TheLoneStranger]

Unless something is on fire or I'm being chased....fuck it

LOL Very true!

[RockOn]

Me three on the 501's! They are the best!

[~ocean]

~ I'm too old to give a hoot ~ :)))))))))

[kittygrrl]

tof people who don't like dessert

[Luv]

Stayin out with my friends till 7 am .
and then going to breakfast...

[TheLoneStranger]

I'm too old and its gotten old...relationship games!

[Joness]

im getting to old for heart ache , headache and games , I don't like drama and will not do the drama ..that shits for high school kids .. I want a real honest person , is that too much to ask ? or does it even exist ?

hmmm .. we shall see


until then I remain in my lonely world . .. until this snow melts lollolol

Ditto! I agree! I am too old for this and too old for Christmas!
I am also too old for the 14.5% alcohol someone left on my doorstep, anyone for a FREE gift?? Blah!!
All the rest however .. . .Bring it on!! :-)

:wine:

[kittygrrl]

too old for-pretense

[MysticOceansFL]

tof people who don't like dessert





I like some "deserts" I just rarely have it.

[C0LLETTE]

I'm too old to stand on the bus. Get up and gimme your seat, kid.

[imperfect_cupcake]

I just realised I feel too old to argue with people in person about most things anymore.

except with my mom.

[morningstar55]

carnival rides......
I use to be able to ride anything out there .... even after eating and never EVER got sick lol .....
now .... im lucky i can ride the merry go round LOL

[Daktari]

I'm so glad we (that's my long-time social group of lezzers and others) all got old. Tonight's 50th birthday celebration is dinner at their local Italian restaurant tonight.

On a school night too!


Too old for clubbing!

[Happy_Go_Lucky]

Chronologically middle aged I am but.....

Not too old for ANYTHING! Some activities may be done with a tad less enthusiasm, ;) but all and all, I have relished each year of my life. Hopefully one garners more wisdom as the journey continues.

You may not be as fast, nor as physically strong and agile but your experiences will assist in doing things smarter.

[*Anya*]

... hours at a mall!

We had to return or exchange a bunch of things yesterday at a gigantic mall.

We had to shelp a pair of boots; a Christmas gift of an ice cream/frozen yogurt maker (we would never, ever use it)and pajamas.

We had to walk from one end to the other (GF says: come-on, it's good for us).

I felt like I needed a hip replacement afterward. For real.

I will stick to my Amazon Prime and shop at home.

Plus-no parking!

[DapperButch]

carnival rides......
I use to be able to ride anything out there .... even after eating and never EVER got sick lol .....
now .... im lucky i can ride the merry go round LOL

This is the only thing that has changed for me (I am 43). Riding a roller coaster made me a bit dizzy and "thrown off", while on it. I could suppose I could google it to really understand it, but it is something about equilibrium and aging.

Otherwise, nothing has changed. 43 is still pretty young I suppose.

[Electrocell]

Staying up for over 24hrs at a time, then only getting a few hours in between sleep. Have done that twice this week and I am really feeling it lol.

[femmsational]

"clubbing"

And I thought we were crazy :blink:

[Galahad]

Televised ads blaring from all eight sides of the gasoline pumps. What is happening to this world? Really feeling like a grumpy old person here.

[SaltyButch]

I'm way too old to tolerate "bullsh*t"...although I've never tolerated it but now my threshold is zero, the mere scent of it will have me turn and walk away....

[C0LLETTE]

I'm way too old to tolerate "bullsh*t"...although I've never tolerated it but now my threshold is zero, the mere scent of it will have me turn and walk away....
lol.. I might just be at the other end of that spectrum. I'm getting too old to be confident I know what's bullshit and what isn't. I'm becoming increasingly tolerant of other people's foibles, weaknesses and behaviours as I add to the long long list of my own.

[LeftWriteFemme]

Self doubt.....I am far too old for self doubt.

[KayCee]

I'm too old for playing blame games and also way too old to care what others might think about me

[willow]

Although the occasional one still sneaks through, I am too old for regrets. My past is my past. I own it. I try to learn from it and move on.

[Orema]

Red nail polish and lipstick. It used to look good on me. Not any more.

Manual transmission sports cars. This is probably my last one, but I don't look forward to driving anything else.

Snow. Retiring to a cold-climate city like Detroit probably won't happen. Pity.

[Cailin]

long lists, but i'll start with: Spencers/Hot Topic

[kittygrrl]

Red nail polish and lipstick. It used to look good on me. Not any more.

Manual transmission sports cars. This is probably my last one, but I don't look forward to driving anything else.

Snow. Retiring to a cold-climate city like Detroit probably won't happen. Pity.

isn't it interesting the way we age hits us in different ways?!? When it comes to red lipstick, for me it's the only color (I think) looks good on me, but nevermind the nailpolish, I've always preferred clear...

Manual transmissions no matter how pretty the car(alas) can be very impracticable when you live in a hill-filled city (like I do). I'm more interested in fuel economy and comfortable these days.

I save more these days.

What hasn't changed (yet) is the length of my hair. It hasn't changed much since my 20's (long & wavy), here and there when I've tried short hair it was always a disaster:blink:

[SleepyButch]

Some rides at an amusement park.. well except the merry-go-round. I'll never be too old for that.

[C0LLETTE]

I'm not sure but I think I'm too old to shave anyone's initials into my pube.

[kittygrrl]

I hear they are still raving, it was fun, but now I would rather spend a quiet evening at home, listening to classical music with a glass of cranberry juice

[Dax]

I enjoyed reading the responses to this question!
I am definitely too old for drama.
I cannot stay up all night anymore. I used to go to university all day, work until late at night, then go out to a club with my girlfriend at the time and we would stay up all night then get up early to do it all over again. Now I can barely stay up until midnight.
I also remember The Flame, Executive Suite, some dive on Colorado Blvd., Palms, and Club 21.
I cannot do sports like I used to but I give it a good go.

[C0LLETTE]

I'm too old to be up at 2.33 a.m. posting what I'm too old for.

[JDeere]

Dating, again

staying up for longer then 3 days, depends on insomnia level and such

[Daniela]

Everything.

[MrSunshine]

I'm not sure but I think I'm too old to shave anyone's initials into my pube.


What? I still have RUN D.M.C up in my biz.

[Gayandgray]

What? I still have RUN D.M.C up in my biz.

I definitely feel too old for partying. I did more than my share starting in my teens and up until my early thirties.

[asphaltcowboi]

new years eve parties :whoop:

[imperfect_cupcake]

I don't know about too old.

However I don't have the energy or attention span anymore for very loud and very crowded. I don't want to yell to have a conversation and I hate people bumping into me all day/night.
So parades, concerts, live bands in bars... Nope. I get bored and irritated very quickly.
And as much as I love huge mega cities, I no longer do shopping in the core. Getting shopping done on Oxford street in London was torture.

[Bubala]

Mediocrity in every way.

[RockOn]

silly games gamers play

[Gayandgray]

I'm seriously too old for head games and drama.

[kittygrrl]

thinking about the good ole days in college when a cup of soup was dinner..wow a long while ago

[kittygrrl]

if you remember them, you are definitely getting salty!

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[Chad]

I feel too old to be single and dating. Haha

[kittygrrl]

GpGEeneO-t0 :rubberducky:

[Allison W]

long lists, but i'll start with: Spencers/Hot Topic

Same. Which is a shame because sometimes I actually want something from a Hot Topic (I am trash) but I'm turning 30 in less than two weeks and I'm not sure it's legal for me to enter a Hot Topic anymore. (At least they have online ordering these days.)

Something else I'm too old for: getting emotionally invested in fictional relationships and then worrying about whether these gals will ever get out of Subtext Hell or if I'm biting down on queer bait again.

[Kelt]

Too old to be bothered...

[grenade]

Same. Which is a shame because sometimes I actually want something from a Hot Topic (I am trash) but I'm turning 30 in less than two weeks and I'm not sure it's legal for me to enter a Hot Topic anymore. (At least they have online ordering these day.

I'm 42 and I shop at Hot Topic. I guess I'm trash, too.

I never got the memo that at a specific age you quit expressing yourself the way you choose to. I actually got a reminder that my Hot Cash can be redeemed starting Wednesday. 😉

[Allison W]

I'm 42 and I shop at Hot Topic. I guess I'm trash, too.

I never got the memo that at a specific age you quit expressing yourself the way you choose to. I actually got a reminder that my Hot Cash can be redeemed starting Wednesday. 😉

What do you (and TL1, who dropped me a rep comment) buy there? I'm waiting on the new RWBY merch that just got announced.

[grenade]

What do you (and TL1, who dropped me a rep comment) buy there? I'm waiting on the new RWBY merch that just got announced.

Dresses, band shirts, decals, nose rings...

Recently, I bought some retro early 90's looking sunglasses and a Harley Quinn perfume. *Shrugs* Whatever, I like?

[Blade]

I'm to old to be squatting down with a lighter, to light some sort of fireworks,, and jump up snd run before that turbo charged fuse runs out and it explodes

[TL1]

What do you (and TL1, who dropped me a rep comment) buy there? I'm waiting on the new RWBY merch that just got announced.


I've bought A couple of jackets there before and a shirt or two. (Not character related)

[TL1]

I'm to old to be squatting down with a lighter, to light some sort of fireworks,, and jump up snd run before that turbo charged fuse runs out and it explodes

Thats fun! Lol

[JDeere]

Head games and bullshit.

[Blade]

Thats fun! Lol

Not when you can't squat and run snymire lol

[easygoingfemme]

I'm 42 and I shop at Hot Topic. I guess I'm trash, too.

I never got the memo that at a specific age you quit expressing yourself the way you choose to. I actually got a reminder that my Hot Cash can be redeemed starting Wednesday. ��

I'm 42 and I still shop there. Though now it's twice as costly since my teenager is shopping there with me. I got the call about the hot cash too- not that I remember where I put it. Can they pull it up by phone number? I *love* that they called to remind. I get so annoyed when I find "cash" from other stores with mystical dates that have passed.

[Sweet Bliss]

Buying the BS.

[GeorgiaMa'am]

I can no longer wear metallic eye shadow because I don't like the way it accentuates my crow's feet.

Happily, if this is the only thing I can think of that I'm "too old" for, I must be doing pretty good.

Unhappily, I've been thinking about this for about a week, so clearly it bothers me, probably more than it should.

[Bèsame*]

Having to explain, Rocky Horror Picture Show.

To my boss? "I don't like scary movies"

Ok, your not that much younger. Must be a west coast vs east coast phenomenon...lol

[ProfPacker]

No, we have Rocky Horror Show here...Let's Do the Time Warp...

[Canela]

Speaking in slang or colloquialisms (sp)...

The blank stares I'm awarded beg explanation and I'm reminded that although it's still basically English, it's not "their" English.

Smh...My bad...

[MsTinkerbelly]

No, we have Rocky Horror Show here...Let's Do the Time Warp...

I used to go to the mid-night shows from the age of 18 on...we could smoke in the theatre, throw toilet paper and rice, squirt water, sing and dance all night.

Fun times!

[easygoingfemme]

Having to explain, Rocky Horror Picture Show.

To my boss? "I don't like scary movies"

Ok, your not that much younger. Must be a west coast vs east coast phenomenon...lol

My daughter is going to her first Rocky Horror on Thursday. If I can free up my evening I'm going. I'm not too old. I repeat. I am not too old.

[cathexis]

I can no longer wear metallic eye shadow because I don't like the way it accentuates my crow's feet.

Happily, if this is the only thing I can think of that I'm "too old" for, I must be doing pretty good.

Unhappily, I've been thinking about this for about a week, so clearly it bothers me, probably more than it should.

Nah...it ain't a thang. If you wanna wear metallic eye shadow, i think you're old enough to wear a little makeup (lol...reference to my teen years).

Crow's feet are merely maps for young'ens to follow. Ya think folks remember maps?

[cathexis]

Speaking in slang or colloquialisms (sp)...

The blank stares I'm awarded beg explanation and I'm reminded that although it's still basically English, it's not "their" English.

Smh...My bad...

See it as the blank stare of ignorance on their faces.
It ain't on you. It's all them!

[deeds]

I feel too old to look back.Life is too short.

[Brisa]

I agree with you, deeds.

[TL1]

Nothing really......

Time and experiences change me. My likes/dislikes as well as what I am willing to put up with or not put up with....or do and not do.


But I don't feel "too old" for anything. :thumbsup:

[Wrang1er]

I feel too old to sleep on the floor/ground. I can get down but I may not be able to get back up.

[cathexis]

I feel too old for guilt and working on regrets, but definitely guilt!

[~ocean]

I'm too old to care if I am on the Naughty or Nice list lolol

[Brisa]

I'm older but wiser...........so it's all good :cheesy:

[introverted1]

I'm 42 and I still shop there. Though now it's twice as costly since my teenager is shopping there with me. I got the call about the hot cash too- not that I remember where I put it. Can they pull it up by phone number? I *love* that they called to remind. I get so annoyed when I find "cash" from other stores with mystical dates that have passed.

I'm 55 and can still pass for someone in their thirties and can get away with shorter dresses...although I don't shop at Hot Topic. Lulu's (online) has some really nice outfits.

[introverted1]

Honestly, I don't feel that I am too old for anything...

[Blade]

Work! I'm getting to old to work so many hours and not enjoy it and to tired to enjoy the rest of my life. Which isn't much when you consider I'm gone about 14 hrs a day, then ya have to eat, sleep and bathe.

[Jesse]

Base or cliff jumping! My bones say I am too old for either one of these fine activities! Lol!

[Chad]

Work! I'm getting to old to work so many hours and not enjoy it and to tired to enjoy the rest of my life. Which isn't much when you consider I'm gone about 14 hrs a day, then ya have to eat, sleep and bathe.

I agree Blade, I work between 12-15 hours a day and that is just too much. I also agree with you that after a long day there is only enough time for the essentials and no fun time. Hang in there Blade.

Chad

[Ascot]

No doubt it wasn't at all the appropriate response, but the comment about glittery eyeshadow and crows feet made me laugh out loud. I mean no offense when I say it is such a mix of pathos and humor.

Regarding what I'm now too old for, for some weird reason I feel as though I have finally reached an age where I'm not too old for anything. It's probably not the wisest thing.

[gotoseagrl]

Missing sleep. Anything under 6 hrs kills me now more than it used to.

[introverted1]

I finally thought of something I am too old for! I am too old to be spending time with people I don't want to spend time with, doing things I don't want to do.

Life is too darned short.

[IrishAmazon]

Worrying about making everyone but myself happy.

Saying something I do not mean even if it is nicer, and I do not wish to hurt them.
Making promises to any one.
Giving what I can not spare for myself.

[introverted1]

I just now discovered that I am way too old for my current squeeze to be so wasted from her niece's graduation party that she cannot contact me tonight. Color me done.

[FireSignFemme]

Idle threats and empty promises.

[ClintB]

Too old to meet the "one" and start a family of my own. It's a loss I'm mourning. But it means I'm free to pursue other dreams.

[girl_dee]

too old for drama, i just don't have the tolerance or energy for it.

[MsTinkerbelly]

Moving.

I am going to pack up the truck and trailer when it's time to go, and have an estate sale company come and take the rest. I. Am. Done. Moving.

[Kätzchen]

Same here, I'm done with moving my own stuff. I have been at my place now, come August, almost nine years. I've already got movers lined up. I even know where I want to live next. I just gotta get a few details in my life cleared up (health stuff, etc), then I will be moving to my new place. Can hardly wait.... :bunchflowers:

[JDeere]

I'm too old to be moving heavy stuff, by myself, I used to think it was so easy but as I get older, it becomes apparent that I am no longer a spring chicken, but health issues add to this.

[Gayandgray]

Dumb petty crap.:seeingstars::seeingstars:

[StoicStone]

I am feeling too old to go fishing at the crack of dawn. I simply can't see well enough to haul the boat before daybreak or launch it in early light. I suppose I'll have to start evening fishing, or simply camp out the night before on the riverbank.

[StoicStone]

I am too old to be cleaning out the chicken coop. Time to get rid of the chickens.

[Soft*Silver]

As I was driving home, I watched an older woman toddle out to her curb, trying to drag a trash can with her. It was hard for her to do. I related oh so well with this. I use to put in acres of fence, haul hay bales up into the rafters and muck stalls for hours in the dead of winter...now its an effort to drag a trash can (albeit a loaded one) to the curb.

it can be depressing.

but then, I also dont worry about inpractical things, like what purse goes with what shoes that go with what outfits. I wear clothes I like, that I feel look good on me and dont worry about the judgement or pleasure of others

I dont care if all my things come from Potter Barn.

I wear make up when I want and go face ass naked when I can. Its my right to decide if this evergreen is going to be a christmas tree for the day

I eat prunes for health and because I love them and dont care if they get a good laugh from anyone when they see them in my house.

Right now I have my own teeth but that may change someday and by god, wont it be nice to have them? Something new in an old body!

I love how my skin is changing. It isnt wrinkled much at all, but some. My genetics keep me from overwrinkling. But I love the soft lines it has developed. And how it creases more in bendy areas. And how I LOVE to lotion it every night...I love taking care of this old bag of skin...its been good to me and I love to tend to it as it changes.

I might not move as fast, or be able to go as far, but where I have gone, is nowhere near as important now as where I have yet to go. I think this is the velvet stage of my life...so soft to touch and a pleasure to feel...

[Chad]

I feel too old to work all these hours and travel this much. I need to rest a while.


:cowboy:

[Lyte]

I'm ditto'ing all of y'all ... too old for drama ... moving... moving stuff... heavy'ish yard work / landscaping ... getting too old for damn near everything! lol <-- that makes me think I'm gonna be a cranky o' bugger when I'm really old!

[Chained Daisy]

Too old for too many busy days back to back, I need to spread things out more these days which bruises my ego because a few years ago I was never still for more than 5 mins.

[gotoseagrl]

Drama, loud noise and lack of sleep.

[kittygrrl]

too old for....busy weekends...more Saturday nights in bed with ice cream & kisses..it's crazy nice

[bright_arrow]

Pigtails, lollipops, juice boxes.....but it's not like I let it stop me!