Today Is.....

[amiyesiam]

[QUOTE=Gemme;41482]Hmmm...but he LOVES you. It might work for someone he doesn't fancy.

*ever hopeful*

He is a triple scorpio, if you don't know what that means, Arwen can explain! That means I am a saint LOL

[Gemme]

He is a triple scorpio, if you don't know what that means, Arwen can explain! That means I am a saint LOL


Holy crap, that just sounds bad!!!! :|

[Soft*Silver]

[B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="YellowGreen"]Does it have a bar code? Are you okay?

Is it scan your liver day? :blink:

I have a cystic liver. Something is paining me in that area and they suspect one of the cysts is going to burst. So we scan it to see and then operate if need be. I am ok. This is easily treatable and fixable. But the damn stuff they made me drink today for hours made me think I should have tolerated the pain....

[~Bo]

If your dog's feet don't smell like Fritos, then YOUR dog is weird....and so are you.




They DO smell like Fritos. But I don't sniff em for a corn chip high. Hence........YOU are a weirdo. :slapfight:

[~Bo]

Only Gemme is lots prettier




AND weirder. :superfunny:

[~Bo]

Sorry but agreeing with Bo doesn't qualify as special.




Does too!! :groucho:

[amiyesiam]

Does too!! :groucho:

apparently size matters: Does not!!

[Gemme]

They DO smell like Fritos. But I don't sniff em for a corn chip high. Hence........YOU are a weirdo. :slapfight:

I don't sniff them for a high. I was being facitious, Bo.

AND weirder. :superfunny:

Um, not.

apparently size matters: Does not!!

heh

[~Bo]

apparently size matters: Does not!!



Thought you already knew that. Does tooooo!!!! :closetopic:

[~Bo]

I don't sniff them for a high. I was being facitious, Bo.







Either way........still weird. :p

[Diva]

TODAY

~January 30th~

is


National Escape Day

:byebye::pirate-steer::praying::missing::motorbike::theisland:

:runforhills:

[Just_G]

I am doing just that today.....making an escape! I have a date at 4, and am going to leave all the stresses in my life at home and just go enjoy myself....escape reality for the day!! Works for me!:fishing:

[Diva]

TODAY

~January 31st~

is


National Inspire Your Heart With Art Day
:artist:


and


National Seed Swap Day
:wateringgarden:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~January 31st~

is


National Inspire Your Heart With Art Day
:artist:


and


National Seed Swap Day
:wateringgarden:

Of course, my mind went into the gutter with the whole swapping seed 'n all, but the art stuff.....that is very apropos, I think!

[violaine]

http://datadragon.com/day/

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 1st~

is


National Serpent Day
:fudd:


National G. I. Joe day
:flying:


National Hula in the Coola Day
:theisland:


and MY day

National Spunky Old Broads Day
:twitch::eyebat::twitch:

[violaine]

glitch free :flying: & impossibly clear-
so looking forward to the media event for animals.

[Deborah]

TODAY

~February 1st~

and MY day

National Spunky Old Broads Day
:twitch::eyebat::twitch:



I just MAY resemble that....

[Diva]

I just MAY resemble that....



You resemble the "spunky" part..... :)

[NJFemmie]

National Spunky Old Broads Day
:twitch::eyebat::twitch:




http://bp3.blogger.com/_QoMHlFvtyoI/R7rbBCEbeQI/AAAAAAAABSI/XiKdmkXjYk0/s320/golden+girls.bmp

[NJFemmie]

A contestant for Spunky Old Broad's Day:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_QoMHlFvtyoI/R8gI1vpmFlI/AAAAAAAABYI/waM3zyZiwZU/s320/tooth.jpg

[NJFemmie]

National Hula in the Coola Day
:theisland:



http://blog.holidays.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/02012007hc.jpg

Not be confused with Holla for a Dollah Day.

[Diva]

http://blog.holidays.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/02012007hc.jpg

Not be confused with Holla for a Dollah Day.

[/CENTER]
[/I][/B]


I've been waiting all day for You to find something flawless. Thank You!!!!! My day is complete.

Except for lunch. Then my day will be complete.

Oh....and then Jeopardy. Then my day will be complete.....

(I'm starting to sound like Steve Martin..... :| )

[NJFemmie]

National G. I. Joe day
:flying:



http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/GayGIJoe.jpg
Don't ask don't tell?

[NJFemmie]

I've been waiting all day for You to find something flawless. Thank You!!!!! My day is complete.

Except for lunch. Then my day will be complete.

Oh....and then Jeopardy. Then my day will be complete.....

(I'm starting to sound like Steve Martin..... :| )

Let me help ...

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [ dog barks] I don't need my dog.

Sorry I was a little late :) I actually had some work to do today!
Woohoo! (bleh)

[Just_G]

And this thermos....and THAT is all I need!

[Diva]

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

[Diva]

Let me help ...

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [ dog barks] I don't need my dog.

Sorry I was a little late :) I actually had some work to do today!
Woohoo! (bleh)



You are such a giver. I need a tissue....


<giggling> Here.....have a penguin while I blot. :penguin:

[NJFemmie]

.... the thermos and this spoon. And I don't need anything else.

[NJFemmie]

You are such a giver. I need a tissue....


<giggling> Here.....have a penguin while I blot. :penguin:

Um, while you were blotting, it, errrr.... multiplied.

:penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::peng uin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin:: penguin:

:eyebrow:

[Diva]

I need You BOTH..............









.....to speak at my memorial service!!!!!!!! I want them to LAUGH!!!!!!!

[Just_G]

YouTube- The Jerk - "And That's All I Need"

[NJFemmie]

I need You BOTH..............

.....to speak at my memorial service!!!!!!!! I want them to LAUGH!!!!!!!


Shall I tell them you once gave me a pregnant penguin?

:penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin: wtf?!?!?:penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::pengu in: they won't stop!!!:penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::pengui n: ... oh, and I need penguin food, and THAT is all .....

[Gemme]

You resemble the "spunky" part..... :)

I once had a dog named Spunky.

[Diva]

I once had a dog named Spunky.


That's perfect for You....I love it! :doghead:

[Gemme]

That's perfect for You....I love it! :doghead:

Yeah, I loved the lil bugger.

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 2nd~

is


of course

Groundhog Day


&


National Purification Day
:whip:


&


National Sled Dog Day
:doghead::schnauzer::bulldog::wolf:

[NJFemmie]

http://siqintelligens.dk/images/1/Kundalini.jpg
:ohm: :ohm: :ohm: :ohm:

[NJFemmie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-dog-pictures-pole-dog-team.jpg

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/funny-dog-pictures-better-sled.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://a0.vox.com/6a00c22525672a8fdb0123ddcccae0860b-500pi

[NJFemmie]

Today is ........

Diva's Day Off From Posting In This Thread Day


.... I think ....

[Sachita]

I have a cystic liver. Something is paining me in that area and they suspect one of the cysts is going to burst. So we scan it to see and then operate if need be. I am ok. This is easily treatable and fixable. But the damn stuff they made me drink today for hours made me think I should have tolerated the pain....

I hope you feel better soon.

[Diva]

Today is ........

Diva's Day Off From Posting In This Thread Day


.... I think ....



Hee hee....sorry guys....I had an early morning apt. and it's just thrown me off kilter somethin' fierce....Sasha Fierce. :|

[NJFemmie]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RMM5j0PrdB0/SYnbzOvRYCI/AAAAAAAAAlY/8VUc77X0AJg/s400/beyonce-sasha-fierce-4.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 3rd~

is


National Cordova Ice Worm Day
:eating:
Of course it is!


&


National Women's Sports Day
:goodscore:

:golf::fencing::basketball::baseball::downhillski:

:olympics:

[Just_G]

Today is my big sister's birthday!! She is one of my best friends and one of my heroes! Happy Birthday to Donna! :clap:

[Diva]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RMM5j0PrdB0/SYnbzOvRYCI/AAAAAAAAAlY/8VUc77X0AJg/s400/beyonce-sasha-fierce-4.jpg


I think I love You.

:aslpeacelove:

[NJFemmie]

I think I love You.

:aslpeacelove:

You love Sasha, and that's okay.

*wiping tear*

[NJFemmie]

Cordova Ice Worm Day!?!? WTH!?!?

Here are your worms .....

http://www.islandnet.com/~see/weather/graphics/photos/iceworm2.jpg

Now, tell me what image YOU see when you stare at it long enough....

*eyes crossing*


I see a cat clapping .... seriously.

*rubbing eyes*

[Diva]

You love Sasha, and that's okay.

*wiping tear*



I've loved You longer.



That was GOOD, huh? :eyebat:

[NJFemmie]

I've loved You longer.



That was GOOD, huh? :eyebat:

LOL .... yes, i must say that was! ;)

[Diva]

Cordova Ice Worm Day!?!? WTH!?!?

Here are your worms .....

http://www.islandnet.com/~see/weather/graphics/photos/iceworm2.jpg

Now, tell me what image YOU see when you stare at it long enough....

*eyes crossing*


I see a cat clapping .... seriously.

*rubbing eyes*



I see the sweet, baby infant Jeebus in a Grouch mustache & glasses......

:trampoline:

[NJFemmie]

I see the sweet, baby infant Jeebus in a Grouch mustache & glasses......

:trampoline:

*tilts head the otherway*

OH YEAHHH!!! How did I miss that?!

*looks at Diva sideways*

[Blade]

TODAY is.........just another day in paradise

[Bit]

http://www.alaska101.com/exploreAlaska/cordova/alaska_travel_cordova.htm

The Ice Worm Parade is at the bottom of the page.

Tis weird, evidently the ice worms started out as a hoax by a newbie journalist desperate to keep his job... and later, scientists found actual worms that live in the ice (not so much like the hoax, though, lol). http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/tall-tales/alaska.html

[Gemme]

I've loved You longer.



That was GOOD, huh? :eyebat:


But you love Sasha more fiercely. :blink:

I don't see any felines or Groucho or anything in those worms, except I do see boobs...in the middle-ish. :eyebrow:

[~Bo]

*perk*


Boobs?????? :sunglass:

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 4th~

is


National Create a Vacuum Day
:smelling-flower:


&


National Liberace Day
:grandpiano:


&


National Quacker Day
:duck:


&


National USO Day
:usa:

[NJFemmie]

choleda... what in God's name is he wearing???

http://30daysout.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/liberace.jpg

[MrSunshine]

choleda... what in God's name is he wearing???

http://30daysout.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/liberace.jpg






It's a vagina bag!

[Diva]

I believe this COULD be his ever~popular Amoeba Cape.......

:|

[NJFemmie]

Your mission, if you choose to accept it is ....

- find a microscope so you can read this parts list
- assemble the vaccuum according to spec
- come to my house and test it out (start in the living room please... the cats love that room).

http://img.docstoc.com/thumb/206/5109373.png

[Diva]

It's a vagina bag!




Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<giggling>

[NJFemmie]

http://john-manns-wacky-site.com/diecuts/pictures/quackeroats.jpg

[MrSunshine]

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<giggling>


It ISSSSS national vacuum day. Look at the way he's being sucked in.

[NJFemmie]

When I think of USO .. I think of ....
http://lupecboston.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/marilyn-uso.jpg

meeeow.

[Diva]

It ISSSSS national vacuum day. Look at the way he's being sucked in.


I think You should change Your screen name to "ObservantBoy"......

Just sayin'.... Here.....have a penguin...:penguin:

[NJFemmie]

I think You should change Your screen name to "ObservantBoy"......

Just sayin'.... Here.....have a penguin...:penguin:

Watch out ... her penguins multiply ...

:penguin::penguin::penguin: dammit, there they go again :penguin::penguin::penguin:

[NJFemmie]

... for your viewing entertainment ...

YouTube- 1969 Liberace Show Boogie Woogie

Holy Jeezus, he's dressed like a gay yeti.

http://unusuallife.com/wp-content/uploads2006/2008/04/liberace-in-style.jpg

[JakeTulane]

NJ is the SHIZZNIT !!!


carry on. quacking, vacuuming, USOing and such.

[Abigail Crabby]

Today's message is brought to you by Thursday.

:nothingtoadd:

[Diva]

... for your viewing entertainment ...

YouTube- 1969 Liberace Show Boogie Woogie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9nO9Ro_kd4)

Holy Jeezus, he's dressed like a gay yeti.

http://unusuallife.com/wp-content/uploads2006/2008/04/liberace-in-style.jpg



It's like some sorta pink sea creature!

[Andrew, Jr.]

Another joy-filled day for me!

[NJFemmie]

It's like some sorta pink sea creature!

Like a .... pink octopussy? *raises eyebrow*
(looks over at chickenbutt aka Deady)

[NJFemmie]

Today's message is brought to you by Thursday.

:nothingtoadd:

... and now a word from our sponsor ...
http://rlv.zcache.com/a_clean_vagina_is_a_happy_vagina_sticker-p217770820872447566tdcj_210.jpg

[Diva]

... and now a word from our sponsor ...
http://rlv.zcache.com/a_clean_vagina_is_a_happy_vagina_sticker-p217770820872447566tdcj_210.jpg


:|

:heartbeat:

[NJFemmie]

:|

:heartbeat:



:blink: You don't agree?

[Diva]

:blink: You don't agree?


Oh, I do, I DO!

Don't make me bring out the penguins.....:pirate:

[NJFemmie]

Oh, I do, I DO!

Don't make me bring out the penguins.....:pirate:



No no no ... I still have a whole bunch from a couple of days ago.

:penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin:

but here .... take this sock. :sock:

[WolfyOne]

kicking back and enjoying today's show...............it's a really big shoooooooooowwwww.

[Sachita]

Today is the day when everything changes.

Today is the day I extinguish fear

Today is the day when I reach into the depth of my strength, all that I am as a woman and manifest something extraordinary.

Today starts a whole new journey... smoother path, firmer ground and a light so bright you need special eyes to see.

Today I open my heart to you freely like never before... completely, absolutely and unconditionally.

and so this will be

[NJFemmie]

kicking back and enjoying today's show...............it's a really big shoooooooooowwwww.

Even Liberace seems to be enjoying it!
http://www.liberaces-suit.com/Liberaces%20Suit/images/7%20Liberace_jpg.jpg
Doesn't he look simply tickled?

[WolfyOne]

Even Liberace seems to be enjoying it!
http://www.liberaces-suit.com/Liberaces%20Suit/images/7%20Liberace_jpg.jpg
Doesn't he look simply tickled?


His outfits have scared I mean scarred me forever.....no matter how much he's enjoying it.

[NJFemmie]

His outfits have scared I mean scarred me forever.....no matter how much he's enjoying it.

I guess that means we won't be seeing you in sequins or a vagina blanket any time soon, huh?

[WolfyOne]

I guess that means we won't be seeing you in sequins or a vagina blanket any time soon, huh?


LOL, nuh uh not on anyone's life. If ya'll come to the reunion, the closet you'll get to seeing me that dressed up would be at the big ballroom party. Otherwise it's jeans or shorts and tee shirt.

[NJFemmie]

LOL, nuh uh not on anyone's life. If ya'll come to the reunion, the closet you'll get to seeing me that dressed up would be at the big ballroom party. Otherwise it's jeans or shorts and tee shirt.

You know I don't go to those things. But .. if we go ... you'll wear a sequined vagina blanket?

[Diva]

Even Liberace seems to be enjoying it!
http://www.liberaces-suit.com/Liberaces%20Suit/images/7%20Liberace_jpg.jpg
Doesn't he look simply tickled?



He looks like Tony Curtis there!!!! Dear GOD! Twins separated at birth!!!!

[NJFemmie]

I can uhhhh, see the resemblance ....

http://www.seraphicpress.com/images/Tony%20Curtis%20'52.jpg

OOohhh, isn't he just peachy?!?

[Blade]

well a little difficult and distracting

[WolfyOne]

You know I don't go to those things. But .. if we go ... you'll wear a sequined vagina blanket?


nevah evah

[Diva]

I do so love a good distraction.....however, Tony Curtis was not what I had in mind.

Or Liberace, either....:floatbee:

[NJFemmie]

... and now a word from our OTHER sponsor....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCep5NJ0SHE/SPVOcELhzHI/AAAAAAAADHk/3IlattkCNvs/s400/butch-femme.jpg

[WolfyOne]

Today's show sure has a lot of sponsors. I hope Diva is collecting the big bucks for all this commercial time.

[NJFemmie]

This is "public broadcasting" where your donated dollars are hard at work for "you" .... the pubic. I mean, public. (I have vaginas dancing in my head now).

[VuDu]

... and now a word from our sponsor ...
http://rlv.zcache.com/a_clean_vagina_is_a_happy_vagina_sticker-p217770820872447566tdcj_210.jpg

lol You are so disturbed... ;)

[NJFemmie]

lol You are so disturbed... ;)


I missed you too, Precious *muah*

[WolfyOne]

lol You are so disturbed... ;)



Look at you....just stepping in and adding to disturbia.

You've been missed :)

[WolfyOne]

I missed you too, Precious *muah*


LOL....GMTA

[NJFemmie]

Look at you....just stepping in and adding to disturbia.

You've been missed :)

She's just doing one of the things she does best... YAY!!

[VuDu]

*laughing*

Well you know me.... I hate being left out of a grand disturbance.

What is this about a reunion? I would love to get some hugs (and gropes) from y'all.

[WolfyOne]

*laughing*

Well you know me.... I hate being left out of a grand disturbance.

What is this about a reunion? I would love to get some hugs (and gropes) from y'all.


Click on the BFP logo above and then click reunion.

[VuDu]

Click on the BFP logo above and then click reunion.


Perfect! I think I shall talk to the boi and head out there.

[Gemme]

TODAY

~February 4th~

is


National Create a Vacuum Day
:smelling-flower:


&


National Liberace Day
:grandpiano:


&


National Quacker Day
:duck:


&


National USO Day
:usa:

So, what you are saying is that it's National Suck It, Blow It, Quack It, Don't Ask and Don't Tell While Performing It Day?

[Diva]

So, what you are saying is that it's National Suck It, Blow It, Quack It, Don't Ask and Don't Tell While Performing It Day?



I love You.
That. Is. All.

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 5th~

is


National Wear Red Day
(Heart disease awareness)
:kissy:


&


National Disaster Day
:titantic:


&


National Nutella Day
:eating:


&


National Bubble Gum Day
:flyaway:
(there is no bubble gum smilie!)


Knock Yerself out, NJ! xo

[NJFemmie]

http://images.inmagine.com/img/tetraimages/tt017/tt0119688.jpg

Because fashion disasters count too!
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/sjp2MATRIX_800x904.jpg

I swear ... this is nutella on the canvas ...

http://www.gigipadovani.it/1/IMAGE/Action%20Painting%203%20-%20nutella%20ok.jpg

Happy Friday!

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/BLOW_ME_Bubble_Gum_Funny_Halloween_Costume.jpg

[Diva]

Very nice work, NJ.....

Sara Jessica looks like she has a blue donut attacking her......heinous.

Why don't we have a bubble gum smilie? :present:

[NJFemmie]

I thought I would keep it light and to a minimum today.
Today is also .... Keep It Simple Day .... at least for me ;)

[Just_G]

I think that if the day coming up has to do with wardrobe selections, we should be notified of it ahead of time so we don't look like complete morons when we don't wear red for heart awareness. I wore blue, and everyone has been looking at me funny all day! :goat:

[VuDu]

Just, tell them you have on red unmentionables.

SJP looks as if she needs help extricating herself from the planet Jupiter that is trying to swallow her. Oy.

*sip*

Today is also Weatherman's Day... because they need a day to collect themselves and celebrate misdiagnosing the weather patterns here in LA.
:snowman:

[Just_G]

Just, tell them you have on red unmentionables.

SJP looks as if she needs help extricating herself from the planet Jupiter that is trying to swallow her. Oy.

*sip*

Today is also Weatherman's Day... because they need a day to collect themselves and celebrate misdiagnosing the weather patterns here in LA.
:snowman:


Oh, our weather people start getting all hot and horny when there is snow in the forecast! Katie Horner was actually rubbing her nipples the other night when doing the 10 day outlook! :blink:

[WolfyOne]

This is a message from the Emergency Broadcast System

Had this been a real emergency, Sara's doughnut would have been inflated by the blowme guy and
she'd of been waving the nutella canvas while the dog barked at the lady hanging from it screaming get me down from here.

That is all.......now back to regularly scheduled programming.

[NJFemmie]

I'm wearing my red today!
(Granted, it's a red hoodie that says 'Coast Guard' on it.... but it's RED!)

We're expecting MAYBE another 24 inches of snow tonight into tomorrow.
Guess who's going to be out there shoveling? *ahem*
So ... I don't want to hear about snow until it actually falls. (Denial is a beautiful thing sometimes.)

SJP needs some kind of med to be walking out there with that "thing" draped around her. If she's shooting for that "I'm the ring around Saturn look" ... she's got it nailed.

I want that puppy.

Lately, that bubble gum guy's outfit has been my catch phrase.

That is all.

(for now)

[VuDu]

Femmie, you should be careful saying that around certain people (me) as they may take you up on it.

Just, if the weathermen here were to do that, I may start watching it more. Until then, I will just do what everyone else does and look outside. The weather changes every hour anyway lol.

[Diva]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x216/XxWitch_BabyxX/ICONS/bubble-1.gif

[NJFemmie]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_m0YtPN5vgmI/SoWO3AXwraI/AAAAAAAAQ_s/662IdLEzC-g/big%20banana.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/65500/bubble-gum--65741.jpg

[Diva]

That's hawt, NJ!

:D

[VuDu]

artwork made entirely of chewing gum smeared over plywood. Who knew it would be so easy to spread Paris and Britney...... :fallenangel:

http://le-gallery.ca/_img/artworks/539.jpg

[NJFemmie]

So if I chew it I can blow bubbles?

[NJFemmie]

YouTube- Bubble gum burst in slow motion

:| :twitch:

[VuDu]

The "slow motion" is tres tres slow. I only end up watching her cleavage.

Not sure what that says about me. :|

[NJFemmie]

*whispers* If you stare at her cleavage long enough, it looks like it's coming toward you ...

Today's halftime presentation:

YouTube- Captain Sky - Bubble Gum (I Chewz You)
(Rick James' less than famous relative)

[VuDu]

I believe I went to one of his concerts. Came out with sticky stuff in my hair. Was the only time I wasn't traumatized.


http://www.wikihow.com/Chew-Gum


In lighter news, in case you didn't know how to chew, here are some helpful tips.

[NJFemmie]

9. Once finished, place the gum in a wastebasket. Have fun!! :)

Wastebasket? You mean I shouldn't throw it at people?

[VuDu]

9. Once finished, place the gum in a wastebasket. Have fun!! :)

Wastebasket? You mean I shouldn't throw it at people?

Ladies don't spit (out their gum), they swallow.
:snowysmiley:

[NJFemmie]

Ladies don't spit (out their gum), they swallow.
:snowysmiley:

I don't spit... I throw.
And sometimes like a quarterback.

No further comment.

*lil snort*

[Diva]

Ok, this kinda creeped me out.....Nutella takes on a whole new meaning for me now......

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f289/KillMooseX/images-5.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Ok, this kinda creeped me out.....Nutella takes on a whole new meaning for me now......

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f289/KillMooseX/images-5.jpg

I saw that one but chose the other one.
Now, if it were CHOCOLATE .....

http://www.roadsterdrift.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/homer-drool-702026.gif

[Leigh]

TODAY

~February 5th~

is


National Wear Red Day
(Heart disease awareness)
:kissy:


&


National Disaster Day
:titantic:


&


National Nutella Day
:eating:


&


National Bubble Gum Day
:flyaway:
(there is no bubble gum smilie!)


Knock Yerself out, NJ! xo


So what your really saying is that its Wear That Red Disastrous Chocolate Bubble day today?

:scared:

[BestButchBoy]

My favorite day-FRIDAY!!!!

[VuDu]

Red Chocolate?:threadjack:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~February 5th~

is


National Wear Red Day
(Heart disease awareness)
:kissy:


&


National Disaster Day
:titantic:


&


National Nutella Day
:eating:


&


National Bubble Gum Day
:flyaway:
(there is no bubble gum smilie!)


Knock Yerself out, NJ! xo

Well, shit on a shingle. I've got nuttin' but the Disaster going on today. :blink:

Oh, our weather people start getting all hot and horny when there is snow in the forecast! Katie Horner was actually rubbing her nipples the other night when doing the 10 day outlook! :blink:

:blink:

If the weather reports were that interesting around here, I might actually watch them.

:blink:

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 6th~

is


National Lame Duck Day
:duck:


&


National Dump Your Significant Jerk Day
:nyahnyah:

:byebye:

[Leigh]

Red Chocolate?:threadjack:

It could happen ......... right???? :blink:

TODAY

~February 6th~

is


National Lame Duck Day
:duck:


&


National Dump Your Significant Jerk Day
:nyahnyah:

:byebye:


Woohoo, its National Dump Your Significant Jerk cuz He's a Lame Duck Day!!!!!!! :dance2:

[Diva]

Yes.....I felt the two went hand~in~hand rather nicely.....

:duck:

[Leigh]

Yes.....I felt the two went hand~in~hand rather nicely.....

:duck:



All I can say to that is .............. FANTASTIC!!!!!!!

:thumbsup:

[violaine]

:cluck: too long :goat:

[Leigh]

:cluck: too long :goat:



Why does it look like that little chicken is about to run into the goat's butt?????


:|

[violaine]

:farmeggs::doghead:

hmm. how your mind works ?

:eek:

[VuDu]

Why does it look like that little chicken is about to run into the goat's butt?????


:|

Some days it feels as if one is butting their head against the wrong thing, lol

Think we need a Jerk smilie.... for when words just won't do.

[Leigh]

:farmeggs::doghead:

hmm. how your mind works ?

:eek:



How does it work? Thats a mystery even to Me :blink:

[violaine]

good one :footballpass:

[Leigh]

Some days it feels as if one is butting their head against the wrong thing, lol

Think we need a Jerk smilie.... for when words just won't do.



LOL that is just too true Snow!!!!

:simplelaugh:

[violaine]

beautiful - sunshine -

:grindevil:

[WolfyOne]

There are days when I'm a jerk with lame excuses........so, I must be a duck.
Hmmmm, that explains a lot :thud:

[VuDu]

Wolfy, I seriously doubt you could ever be a jerk. *huggles*

[Gemme]

TODAY

~February 6th~

is


National Lame Duck Day
:duck:


&


National Dump Your Significant Jerk Day
:nyahnyah:

:byebye:

So, the Bushes are getting a divorce? :cheesy:

[WolfyOne]

Wolfy, I seriously doubt you could ever be a jerk. *huggles*


Have I told you lately, I missed having you around? I :stillheart: you!!!

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 7th~

is


National Old Rock Day
:crap:
(this was as close to a rock as we have)

&


National Ballet Day
:ballerina:

&


National Daytona Pole Day
:flasher:

&

National Wave All Your Fingers
@ Your Neighbor Day Day
:hangloose::byebye:

[VuDu]

TODAY

~February 7th~

is


National Wave All Your Fingers
@ Your Neighbor Day Day
:hangloose::byebye:



:| .......

[Diva]

I didn't make it up, I swear...... :lol2:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I am so not a pole dancer. OMG...just the thought of that makes me laugh in hysterics, and would scare the crap outta you guys & gals. :scared:

As for waving my fingers at my neighbors...I do that all the time. It seems so natural.

Andrew
:cigar:

[VuDu]

I have gone to Daytona every year for the race and have never seen pole dancing. Someone has been holding out. ;)

[Diva]

I don't think it has anything to do with poledancing.....not at all.....

[Blade]

Today is sad but true the last football game of the season.
BUT Nascar is on the horizon so all is not lost and it is also time for NCAA softball so I'll have something to tie me over until fishing season and football season.

[VuDu]

I don't think it has anything to do with poledancing.....not at all.....
I know it has to do with the position of the drivers but gosh... one can dream, right Diva? :beerfunnel:

[WolfyOne]

I have gone to Daytona every year for the race and have never seen pole dancing. Someone has been holding out. ;)


I did a pole dance at the 06 bash....really though I was just checking out the pole to make sure it was secure and someone had the nerve to snap pics :|

[Soft*Silver]

today is the day I clean house....

[VuDu]

Where are these pics and why haven't I seen them? hmmm?I did a pole dance at the 06 bash....really though I was just checking out the pole to make sure it was secure and someone had the nerve to snap pics :|

[Gemme]

TODAY

~February 7th~

is


National Old Rock Day
:crap:
(this was as close to a rock as we have)

&


National Ballet Day
:ballerina:

&


National Daytona Pole Day
:flasher:

&

National Wave All Your Fingers
@ Your Neighbor Day Day
:hangloose::byebye:


I'm ready for National Wave Your Spirit Fingers While Pole Dancing to Rock Ballet Day!

Woot!

:bluesbrothers::cheerleader:

I have gone to Daytona every year for the race and have never seen pole dancing. Someone has been holding out. ;)

Head towards Ormond Beach or just go hang out on A1A, beachside, at 2am! It's not on the track, but it's there.

I know it has to do with the position of the drivers but gosh... one can dream, right Diva? :beerfunnel:

The positioning of the driver on the poles is very important. It determines if it's going to be a bumpy ride or a smoooooooooth one.

Did that sound dirty to anyone else? Or was it just me?

Anyone? Anyone?
Bueller? Bueller?

[VuDu]

[CENTER]The positioning of the driver on the poles is very important. It determines if it's going to be a bumpy ride or a smoooooooooth one.

Did that sound dirty to anyone else? Or was it just me?

Anyone? Anyone?
Bueller? Bueller?


*visualizing this (BLUSH)

[Gemme]

*visualizing this (BLUSH)

:giggle:....

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 8th~

is


National Kite~Flying Day
:angel:


&


National Laugh & Get Rich Day
:superfunny::lol2::greendollar::greendollar::lol2: :superfunny:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~February 8th~

is


National Kite~Flying Day
:angel:


&


National Laugh & Get Rich Day
:superfunny::lol2::greendollar::greendollar::lol2: :superfunny:

Kite flying, laughing and getting rich? All in ONE DAY?!? I'm so in!

:riding2:

[weatherboi]

I love that calender!! Bring it!!!




TODAY

~February 8th~

is


National Kite~Flying Day
:angel:


&


National Laugh & Get Rich Day
:superfunny::lol2::greendollar::greendollar::lol2: :superfunny:

[NJFemmie]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/R2QWt8_8kuI/AAAAAAAACd4/jJ4OK_hkHGQ/s320/babu_bhatt.jpg

(I'm a little late)

[NJFemmie]

http://y2u.co.uk/knowledge_information/I_zq5/RN_Kite_Flying_1.jpg

Not sure if this is a kite or a building.

[NJFemmie]

http://image.ebook30.com/data_images/2009/07/26/1248654609-51qzbvczl0l.jpg

Not sure if this counts... (and don't get any ideas.)

[Andrew, Jr.]

Oh heck, I am all for getting rich! WooHoo! Lead me the way Gemme & NJFemme!

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 9th~

is


National Toothache Day
:crybaby: :toothache: :crybaby:
Dentists everywhere are rejoicing!


&


National Read In The Bathtub Day
:bath:

[Corkey]

TODAY

~February 9th~

is


National Toothache Day
:crybaby: :toothache: :crybaby:
Dentists everywhere are rejoicing!


&


National Read In The Bathtub Day
:bath:





We're making the car payment for our Vet today, Slick had 5 teeth pulled, poor lil puddy.

[Diva]

We're making the car payment for our Vet today, Slick had 5 teeth pulled, poor lil puddy.


Oh dear....I'm sorry to hear that......he wouldn't have liked the tub, either, though..... :blah:

[NJFemmie]

http://blogs.nhcgov.com/Library/Lists/Photos/Jake.jpg

[NJFemmie]

:| :| :|

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/ebcd193658c9d778b04186643fcb78ef_Cocaine-toothache-drops.jpg

(the above picture is not a personal endorsement).

:|

[NJFemmie]

http://janeheller.mlblogs.com/toothache.jpg

[Diva]

LOVE those, NJ!!! I miss Your commentary over the weekends! Jus' sayin'!

Here.....I want to give You this chainsaw.....:chainsaw:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mba/lowres/mban914l.jpg

I'll try and pop in on the weekend .. but I can't make any promises.
I usually have my ... hands full. *grin*

[VuDu]

Today is also Extraterrestrial Culture day.... because they need love too.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pyFj865NHDc/SQs7k1ABhSI/AAAAAAAABxc/Oj07N0KVEBM/s400/halloween+dogs+extraterrestrial.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/3792-400x534.jpg

Luke, I am your father from your mother's side, who had three litters prior.
May the nip be with you.

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 10th~

is


National Umbrella Day
:rainsing:

&


National Plimsoll Day
:blueheels:

(Somebody's gonna have fun with this one! :D )

[IttyBittyFem]

TODAY IS THE DAY . . . .

I WAS ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN A 'REAL' TREE

AS OPPOSED TO AN ARTIFICIAL TREE!

AND MAN ON MAN . . . . .

WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARY SPECIMEN OF BEAUTY . . . .

A 'REAL' TREE TRULY IS



Signed: A true nature lover . . . . and it's soooooooo purty!

(Thank you neighbor Kay)

[Just_G]

TODAY

~February 10th~

is


National Umbrella Day
:rainsing:

&


National Plimsoll Day
:blueheels:

(Somebody's gonna have fun with this one! :D )

I did not know what Plimsoll was...had to look it up...only to find out it is SHOES!!:wtf:

I am wearing shoes today, but they are Muranos from Target. :clap:

No need for umbrellas here today, the beautiful sunshine is bright on this chilly day in KC. :clap:

[Diva]

I did not know what Plimsoll was...had to look it up...only to find out it is SHOES!!:wtf:

I am wearing shoes today, but they are Muranos from Target. :clap:

No need for umbrellas here today, the beautiful sunshine is bright on this chilly day in KC. :clap:




I had to look up Plimsoll, too! <smiling> A shoe's a shoe....but who KNEW? Another word for my vocabulary......can't You just hear me saying, "My goodness, madam, that is a fetching pair of Plimsoll's You're wearing today!"

Yeah....me, neither.

Where is that NJ with her commentary!?!?!

It has begun to sleet here.....little pellets on my table outside....they're melting as soon as they hit, thank goodness.

:rainsing:

[Just_G]

I think NJF is burried up to her eyeballs in snow right now! :snowysmiley: I hope she still has power and that everything is okay....I figured it would be a snow day for her. Maybe she is outside shoveling or sledding. :blink:

She needs to check in to let us know she is okay!!

[Semantics]

TODAY

~February 10th~

is


National Umbrella Day
:rainsing:

&


National Plimsoll Day
:blueheels:

(Somebody's gonna have fun with this one! :D )


http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/u.jpg

Nubrella

I saw one of these when I was in Greenwich not long ago.

Hit or miss?

[Diva]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/u.jpg

Nubrella

I saw one of these when I was in Greenwich not long ago.

Hit or miss?


I have SEEN these! They're odd little creatures, aren't they? Nubrella. Hmm....they make me giggle. :cat:

[Semantics]

I have SEEN these! They're odd little creatures, aren't they? Nubrella. Hmm....they make me giggle. :cat:

Made me giggle, too.

Right before I wondered if they make them in pink polka dot. :blah:


<and add me to the list of those who needed to google plimsoll> :lol2:

[Diva]

THIS.........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v403/andros13/brockabrella.jpg

...is a Brockobrella.....my ex-husband had one when he ran....and I must say he looked ridiculous wearing it.








Ok, ok.....he looked ridiculous when he wasn't wearing it, too. :dance1:

[Diva]

Made me giggle, too.

Right before I wondered if they make them in pink polka dot. :blah:


<and add me to the list of those who needed to google plimsoll> :lol:



Get on that....I'D buy one from You! :D

[Just_G]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/u.jpg

Nubrella

I saw one of these when I was in Greenwich not long ago.

Hit or miss?

I think we are to refer to her as "Lord Helmet". :winky: Spaceballs anyone? :nerd:

[Semantics]

I think we are to refer to her as "Lord Helmet". :winky: Spaceballs anyone? :nerd:

That is one of my favorite movies.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/dark_helmet.jpg

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

:lol2:

[Gemme]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/u.jpg

Nubrella

I saw one of these when I was in Greenwich not long ago.

Hit or miss?

The guy that created these was on Shark Tank. I think one of them may have invested in his company. There were two of the guys who put one on and played oversized air football with one another. :blink:

[Just_G]

That is one of my favorite movies.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/dark_helmet.jpg

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

:lol2:

"I am a MOG; half man, half dog....I am my own best friend!"

[Semantics]

"I am a MOG; half man, half dog....I am my own best friend!"


I dug it out and watched it after you posted. It never gets old. :rofl:

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 11th~

is


National White T~Shirt Day
(No, Bo, I didn't say WET t-shirt!)

&

National Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
:farmcow:

&

Be Electrific Day
:moonstars:

[Blade]

Today is...My Friday,don't go back to work until Tuesday.

[VuDu]

Today is...My Friday,don't go back to work until Tuesday.

brag, why don't ya ;)

[Strappie]

TODAY

~February 11th~

is


National White T~Shirt Day
(No, Bo, I didn't say WET t-shirt!)

&

National Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
:farmcow:

&

Be Electrific Day
:moonstars:


Just to stay in keeping with Diva's White T-Shirt Day...

It was so damn hot in my work truck today I thought I was going to pass out.. so off came the hoodie, the sweat shirt, the long sleeve flannel right down to my ....... yep White Wife Beater! in the middle of WINTER!! haha

[Gemme]

But...but....but....I'm ALWAYS Electrific. :eyebat:

[~Bo]

TODAY


~February 11th~

is


National White T~Shirt Day
(No, Bo, I didn't say WET t-shirt!)







Damn!!! So close. :blues:

[Diva]

Just to stay in keeping with Diva's White T-Shirt Day...

It was so damn hot in my work truck today I thought I was going to pass out.. so off came the hoodie, the sweat shirt, the long sleeve flannel right down to my ....... yep White Wife Beater! in the middle of WINTER!! haha


WOOF. Except for the 'wife beater' part...and that's icky.

But...but....but....I'm ALWAYS Electrific. :eyebat:


Yes, You ARE, my 'Licious! :stillheart:

Damn!!! So close. :blues:


Dear sweet baby Jeebus....I was WONDERING how long it was gonna take You to get in here and see that! :D

[Just_G]

If Strappie changed it to "A-Shirt", would it then be hot? :superfunny:

I, personally, do not like "a-shirt" either, so I just call it a beater. Not of a wife, not of a dog, etc. Just, a beater.

That is all. Pool anyone? :snooker:

[Diva]

You wouldn't have to call it ANYthing as long as I could look at it...... :curtain:

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 12th~

is


National Plum Pudding Day
:girleating:

&

National Darwin Day
:hanging:

&

National Oglethorpe Day
:whoop:

&

National Safety Pup Day
:dogwalking:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.littleshamrocks.com/image-files/plum-pudding.gif
http://www.geo.arizona.edu/Antevs/nats104/darwin.gif

http://images.quizilla.com/A/ATHFmaster/1058378140_Oglethorpe.JPG

http://www.nfsc.org/general%20images/Giddy%20Pup.gif

What the hell kind of days are these?!?!!?!? lol ...

WOOOOOT! I was off for two days! Sorry ya'll ... I was snowed in for the past two days and I come back to work to find out we had a blackout which caused my hard drive to go PPFFTT.

Thank God it's Friday huh!?!?! What a long week. *smirk*

Did ya miss me??

[NJFemmie]

TODAY

~February 10th~

is


National Umbrella Day
:rainsing:

&


National Plimsoll Day
:blueheels:

(Somebody's gonna have fun with this one! :D )



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-tZX6T0cQHc/SlZD_lomt7I/AAAAAAAADlc/X1jPgow96bg/s320/pet+umbrella.gif
Cause even pups need protection from mother nature ....

I found a pair for Miss Diva .... (note the pink trim)

http://www.thenaturalshoestore.com/images/prod/t/plim_hi_greypink.jpg

AND they're high tops. mmhmmm .... you go girl.

[Diva]

What the hell kind of days are these?!?!!?!? lol ...

WOOOOOT! I was off for two days! Sorry ya'll ... I was snowed in for the past two days and I come back to work to find out we had a blackout which caused my hard drive to go PPFFTT.

Thank God it's Friday huh!?!?! What a long week. *smirk*

Did ya miss me??


<giggling>
HEY! I don't make 'em up, Miss Thang, I just report 'em.

We missed You a hella lot.......don't DO that any more! I mean it. :twitch:

[Diva]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-tZX6T0cQHc/SlZD_lomt7I/AAAAAAAADlc/X1jPgow96bg/s320/pet+umbrella.gif
Cause even pups need protection from mother nature ....

I found a pair for Miss Diva .... (note the pink trim)

http://www.thenaturalshoestore.com/images/prod/t/plim_hi_greypink.jpg

AND they're high tops. mmhmmm .... you go girl.



Thank You.....that made me happy. :bow:

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 13th~

is


National Get~A~Different~Name Day
(so today, my name is going to be Thelma Ratinski)

&

National Dream You're Sweet Day
:whine:

&

National Madly In Love With Me Day
:bouquet::heartbeat::awww::heartbeat::bouquet:

[Just_G]

Hello Thelma, my name is Giovanni Luigi Batholomew Smith. :winky: (for today)

[apretty]

...the day that le tigre is making carrot cake (from scratch) and when he's not looking i would like to eat the whole giant thing. <<<3===

[Gemme]

TODAY

~February 13th~

is


National Get~A~Different~Name Day
(so today, my name is going to be Thelma Ratinski)

&

National Dream You're Sweet Day
:whine:

&

National Madly In Love With Me Day
:bouquet::heartbeat::awww::heartbeat::bouquet:




I like this day, said Petunia Fluffernutter.

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 14th~

is


National Ferris Wheel Day
:moonstars:

&

National Condom Day
:bedfuck:

&

National Quirky Alone Day
:flasher:


(Sounds like a Diva kinda day.....)

[Semantics]

International Quirkyalone Day is a do-it-yourself celebration of romance, friendship, and independent spirit. It's a celebration of all kinds of love: romantic, platonic, familial, and yes, self-love. International Quirkyalone Day is not anti-Valentine's Day. It's NOT a pity party for single people. It's an alternative--a feel-good alternative to the marketing barrage of Valentine's Day and an antidote to the silicone version of love presented in shows such as Hooking Up and The Bachelor.

Above all, IQD is a celebration of romance, freedom and individuality. It celebrates true romance (as opposed to the fake versions presented to us in reality dating shows), independence, creativity, friendship, and all kinds of love--including love for yourself.

If you are single, International Quirkyalone Day is a call to arms to celebrate the possibilities available to single people today. If you are partnered, IQD is a vital reminder to value yourself and develop your individuality even when in a couple.

Link (http://www.quirkyalone.net/qa/iqd.php)

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/smilies/frolic.gif

[Queerasfck]

Courtesy of 30 Rock's episode on Thursday I discovered it was Anna Shaw's birthday today. Go Anna.

From the website Info Please:

Anna Shaw
1847–1919, American woman-suffrage leader.


Born in England, she emigrated (1851) to the United States in early childhood and grew up on a farm in Michigan. She received a degree in theology (1878) and one in medicine (1885) from Boston Univ. Although the Methodist Episcopal Church refused to allow her to preach, she was ordained (1880) by the Methodist Protestant denomination. She had filled several pastorates in Massachusetts when, in 1888, she met Susan B. Anthony and from then on devoted her life to working for woman suffrage. She was vice president at large (1892–1904) and president (1904–15) of the National American Woman Suffrage Association. In Anthony's last years, she was her constant associate. Dr. Shaw campaigned in every state where a suffrage measure was under consideration; she was one of the most effective speakers of the movement.

Bibliography:

See her autobiography, The Story of a Pioneer (1915).

[weatherboi]

:vigil: Getting stuck on top of a ferris wheel sounds like a good time to me.

:mohawk: National condom day huh??? I love water balloon fights.

:jester: I am quirky but I am not alone!!:stiletto:


TODAY

~February 14th~

is


National Ferris Wheel Day
:moonstars:

&

National Condom Day
:bedfuck:

&

National Quirky Alone Day
:flasher:


(Sounds like a Diva kinda day.....)

[Toofrufru]

Today is...........My dogs birthday
He gets pork roast dinner made by his favorite uncle and a Family!!!!
Petey has 2 moms!!!! :heartbeat:

:birthday::dogwalking:

[Diva]

Today is...........My dogs birthday
He gets pork roast dinner made by his favorite uncle and a Family!!!!
Petey has 2 moms!!!! :heartbeat:

:birthday::dogwalking:




Happy Birthday, Petey!!! :surprisebday:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~February 14th~

is


National Ferris Wheel Day
:moonstars:

&

National Condom Day
:bedfuck:

&

National Quirky Alone Day
:flasher:


(Sounds like a Diva kinda day.....)



Oh. My. Gay. :blink:

Too easy, Drill Sargeant!

It's Grab a Condom and some Lube and go Solo on ye old Ferris Wheel (is THAT what the kids are calling it nowadays?) Day!!!

[Diva]

Oh. My. Gay. :blink:

Too easy, Drill Sargeant!

It's Grab a Condom and some Lube and go Solo on ye old Ferris Wheel (is THAT what the kids are calling it nowadays?) Day!!!

I like YOUR day better!

See?

It is THIS kind of heinous fuckery which happens when NJ is not here with her crazy~assed twisted picture exhibitions......(Yes....she is an exhibitionist)

Oh look! It's a chicken!!!!!!!:farmchicken:

[Gemme]

I like YOUR day better!

See?

It is THIS kind of heinous fuckery which happens when NJ is not here with her crazy~assed twisted picture exhibitions......(Yes....she is an exhibitionist)

Oh look! It's a chicken!!!!!!!:farmchicken:

I blame NJ for all that I do that is fuckery. :blink:

[Diva]

I blame NJ for all that I do that is fuckery. :blink:

I can't blame You. I did that on the Scrabble Slam thread.

I say we blame NJ. You don't think she and Mare are having sex right now, do You? :| Let's go watch....:hiding:

[Gemme]

I can't blame You. I did that on the Scrabble Slam thread.

I say we blame NJ. You don't think she and Mare are having sex right now, do You? :| Let's go watch....:hiding:

Yanno, I bet they ARE! :blink:

They better be doing well, or else I'll :badscore: them. I had better :perv: to make sure we get everything....for an accurate scoring, of course. :innocent:

[Diva]

Yanno, I bet they ARE! :blink:

They better be doing well, or else I'll :badscore: them. I had better :perv: to make sure we get everything....for an accurate scoring, of course. :innocent:

Of course, of course.

And I shall take notes....You know.....for scientific purposes ONLY. :twitch:

[Gemme]

Of course, of course.

And I shall take notes....You know.....for scientific purposes ONLY. :twitch:


Oh, but of COURSE! :admin:

[NJFemmie]

Holy Hell! I better start coming in here on weekends... it looks like I might need to defend myself around here. :pirate-steer:

http://www.everything-condoms.com/male_condoms/images/theyfittypicalchart2.gif

..... uh, :eek:

... oh, and you THRIVE on twisted fuckery. Who you kidding? ;)

Carry on.

[NJFemmie]

Illusions of grandeur vs. reality.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/190992.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Quirky is relative.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2288/2195882299_595be5111f_o.gif

... and I have some quirky relatives.

http://www.derp.co.uk/xkcd/comics/quirky_girls.png

[NJFemmie]

Quirky and condom... put them together and what do you get?

http://www.andrew-townsend.com/files/gimgs/10_1condom.jpg

Eek! ... a ticket straight to hell!

http://www.vat19.com/blog/pope%20condom%202.JPG

[Diva]

Dear Gay, NJ....how we've missed You!

(I DO feel sorry for anyone who needs the J33!!!) :pirate-steer:

[NJFemmie]

Illusions of grandeur vs. reality.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/190992.jpg

G22 versus J33 ???

Comparison chart quirks:

"Hey baby ... wanna come to my place and play with my G22?"
"He SAYS he's a G22, but I bet he's a J33."
"I may be a S77, but my heart's in the right place!"

oooh, I found another :sock:

[Diva]

TODAY

~February 15th~

is


National Gum Drop Day
:rainbowAfro:

&

National Lupercalia Day
:heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:

&

National Susan B. Anthony Day
:2cents:
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[NJFemmie]

:twitch: Gumdrop Day? Susan B day? (you're killing me woman...)

http://shabbylisaw.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/gumdrop-tree.jpg
Holiday topiary. Actually, this is kinda cute.

That law breaking scoundrel! Who knew she was that HAWT!!?!?

http://www.in.gov/judiciary/citc/lessons/susan-b-anthony/sba-arrested.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/050306/susan-b-anthony.gif

[Diva]

Hee hee...

Your GumDrop Tree.....gimme it. :D

[Diva]

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/050306/susan-b-anthony.gif


I have no clue what this means......:flyaway:

[NJFemmie]

http://gifts4valentineday.com/images/lupercalia.jpg

Lupercalia was an ancient Roman festival between February 13th and 15th in honor of Lupa, the mythical wolf that nurtured founders of Rome, Remus and Romulus into adulthood. The festival involved a three day feast, animal sacrifice and a series of cleansing rituals in order to improve fertility and was so popular that even when Roman Empire converted to Christianity, Lupercalia was still widely celebrated. In order to change the pagan rituals into a more Christian celebration, Roman emperors might have tried to combine two festivals in one and were quite successful at that.

[NJFemmie]

I have no clue what this means......:flyaway:

Nor do I.

Look! Your chicken got out! :cluck:

[Diva]

It's hot when You Google......

You should Google me...... :|

[NJFemmie]

Hee hee...

Your GumDrop Tree.....gimme it. :D


Nope, I got dibs on it. I'll send you one of these instead

http://cmsof.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/fruitcake2.jpg

[Diva]

Oh good....I needed a doorstop..... :piratelaugh:

[NJFemmie]

It's hot when You Google......

You should Google me...... :|


It's never about me, it's about how I google. I see how it is.

[NJFemmie]

Bite sized for screen doors:

http://www.cakesite.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fruit-cake-05.jpg

They look freakin' good though ... mmmm

[Diva]

I'm crushed that You would say such a thing.....I said You were hot when You Googled..... wait.....isn't that what I said? :D

[NJFemmie]

My apologies... I didn't mean to crush your feelings.
Here, I googled this for you:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/no-bonsai-kitten.jpg

[MrSunshine]

Free at last free at last! Thank you for the pm's lovelies. Just got out of the hospital from Saturday. Glad I was missed:)

[NJFemmie]

Free at last free at last! Thank you for the pm's lovelies. Just got out of the hospital from Saturday. Glad I was missed:)


I didn't know you were in the hospital. :(

Hope you're feeling better... here, have one of these

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/no-bonsai-kitten.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I'm crushed that You would say such a thing.....I said You were hot when You Googled..... wait.....isn't that what I said? :D

I'm only hot when I google. I see how it is. Keep the kitten.

[Diva]

I'm only hot when I google. I see how it is. Keep the kitten.


Hee hee....

Can I keep the quirky purse, too? I can put the kitteh in the purse!!! :pursebee: