What's on *your* Gay Agenda today? [Archive]

Bit

12-03-2009, 10:52 AM

My Big Fat Gay Agenda

*pay close attention now, you wouldn't want to miss any of the shockingly perverse moments politicians are always warning us all about* ;)

Wash hair
Eat lunch
Walk dog
Do laundry
Make applesauce
Attend neighborhood holiday party

What? No shock? No perverse? Why, whatever is this world coming to?

*pulls covers up over all the bored-to-sleep readers, tiptoes out of room*

SuperFemme

12-03-2009, 11:09 AM

My Gay Agenda for today:

Watch hubby brush teeth
Brush MY teeth
Hop in shower with hubby (we are environmentally friendly)
Meet friend of hubby for lunch
Take child to orthodontist
Listen to said child talk and talk and talk about her tiny queer teen world
Muzzle child
Pick up other child take to violin class
Muzzle second child
Take child to perform in quartet at fancy schmancy restaurant
See movie while child performs
Write some more.
Stab eyes out when I fall into bed tonight

Eddie

12-03-2009, 11:16 AM

Cleaning
Cooking
TV
Sleep

T D

12-03-2009, 11:17 AM

Driving to Fremont for a Dr appt, and in the fog no less
Picking up Ruby from the Vet, yeah she's gettin a hysterectomy today =:o
Crashing into my recliiner to watch a movie and zzzzzzzzz

Bit

12-03-2009, 11:18 AM

"muzzle child" hahahahahahahaha!! But although it has some promising elements of perversity, I think even that may be a universal wish among parents of every variety.... nope, still no perversity in the Gay Agenda, lol!

*sooo sorry to disappoint those avidly awaiting scandal, lol*

MizzSabra

12-03-2009, 11:23 AM

I forgot....

Bake 8 doz cookies. Scandalous!

:rubberducky:

PoeticWitch

12-03-2009, 11:35 AM

pretend to sleep - done
go to pharmacy - done
go to Lowes - done
go to wally world - done
have lady pick up boxes - waiting
put futon together - to do later
start laundry - doing soon
sleep - HOPEFULLY tonight

suebee

12-03-2009, 11:37 AM

Today I plan on gayly doing housework and this evening I'm gayly going to supper and a movie with my reeeeaaaaally gay butch Sweetie. I suppose then I'll gayly come home and fall asleep - if only from the sheer ordinariness of my gay life. You don't think they'll take away my gay card because I'm not going to wear Birkenstocks today, do you? :worried:

Softly

12-03-2009, 11:46 AM

work until 230
doctors appt at 330
meeting w/friend at 530 for coffee
home to Daddy
finish cleaning up after decorating last night
finish laundry and clean up home
watch a movie and cuddle up
and possibly end up at a casino lol

NJFemmie

12-03-2009, 11:47 AM

Making our gay house pretty.... cleaning up after our gay kitties ... getting meds for our crazy gay doggy.... cooking some fabulous gay dinner for my princess/ queen

Gay is good! :p

You are so gay.
:jester:

kittygrrl

12-03-2009, 02:28 PM

*organize spice cabinet for xmas/yule baking
*finalize all holiday gay cookie recipes
*gather all supplies for baking
*gay bake plan
*making a "who's on the gay cookie list ":vigil:

NotAnAverageGuy

12-03-2009, 04:35 PM

Go to the bank
pay bills online
cook dinner
relax

MainelyButch

12-03-2009, 04:40 PM

Get some more Christmas ornaments...lost the old ones in my divorce...

Decorate the tree

Do some shopping...butch style

NotAnAverageGuy

12-03-2009, 05:30 PM

Oh and some laundry

MsDemeanor

12-03-2009, 05:37 PM

My big gay ass is spending the day plopped in front of my big gay work computer so that I can make a big gay paycheck and pay my big gay mortgage. I'll be walking my big gay dog in a bit, then feeding her a big gay bowl of food. Tonight, I plan to make a big gay dinner, wash some big gay clothes, and bake some big gay cookies. Finally, I'll snuggle in bed with my big gay family and watch the season finale of big gay Sons of Anarchy, which I didn't see on Tuesday because I was at my big gay jewelry class making big gay holiday prezzies.

Tomorrow's plans include the post office, the grocery store, working on a vast global conspiracy to make everyone in the world gay and liberal, and maybe some house cleaning. One shouldn't slack off simply because it's Friday.

MizzSabra

12-03-2009, 06:01 PM

I've missed you MsD!

And you are absolutely correct, one shouldn't slack simply because it's Friday!

atomiczombie

12-03-2009, 06:38 PM

My Trans-queer agenda for the day:

Take a long brisk walk with my aunt (for some exercise) - done.

Go with my dad to Sears and help him pick out a sewing machine for my mom for christmas - done.

Get the boxes of christmas decorations out of the garage and bring them into the house - done.

Drive out to Concord and take my daughter to dinner - not done yet but soon!

:cheesy:

MsDemeanor

12-03-2009, 07:39 PM

I've missed you MsD!
I'm slowly crawling out of my big gay shell and might soon start having a big gay life again. We should probably meet up for a big gay lunch soon.

MizzSabra

12-03-2009, 07:44 PM

I'm slowly crawling out of my big gay shell and might soon start having a big gay life again. We should probably meet up for a big gay lunch soon.

I would even cross the big gay bridge to have a big gay lunch with you!

MsDemeanor

12-03-2009, 09:07 PM

I would even cross the big gay bridge to have a big gay lunch with you!
I'm pretty sure that the big gay bridge is that fancy orange one between SF and Marin ;)

Wanna do the usual deal in the usual place? It's going to be fucking big gay storming next week, but maybe we'll get a break in the weather one day. We can move this conversation to alternate technology - that phone thingy where people communicate in real time - next week and figure out something.

:party:

My big gay cookies are done, and the big gay coffee cake is almost done. I gotta go put big gay cornbread muffins in the oven and cook some big gay dinner.

Kosmo

12-03-2009, 09:52 PM

Did some big gay laundry. Big gay whites. I'll do the big gay colors tomorrow, big gay Friday.

MizzSabra

12-04-2009, 09:16 AM

Load up my car.
Drive to Sacto.
Drop off my son.
Go see my honey!

See ya'll tomorrow!

Pixie

12-04-2009, 09:18 AM

...get off computer
get ready for work
work
glass ornaments thing with the austin crew!!!
home
get on computer....

Apocalipstic

12-04-2009, 09:33 AM

Work
sneeze
Work
cough
work
sneeze....

rush home
shower, change and do something to my hair and makeup
sneeze
cough
attend birthday dinner for a friend
sneeze
take Nyquil
cough
sleep

daisygrrl

12-04-2009, 09:46 AM

Cough, sneeze, curse
laugh with honey & cough harder
make phone calls & send faxes
drink coffee
be disappointed that i can't attend tonight's xmas party
play on the planet :bluesbrothers:
choose a winner: write vs. crawl back into bed

Queerasfck

12-05-2009, 08:36 AM

Today's agenda:

hit the gym
walk the dogs
hang up the Xmess lights on the cacti
buy cheese

tomorrow's agenda:

lather
rinse
repeat

morningstar55

12-05-2009, 08:58 AM

driving
talking to me handsome truckdriver ha..
listening to the roaddog talk show ..

Gemme

12-05-2009, 09:44 AM

Get up before the sun - check
Get to work in one piece - check
Spend the day coughing and sniffing - in process
Work - in process
Play online - in process
Check mailbox for goodies - tbd (to be done)
Go to store - tbd
Veg out with roomies - tbd
Go to bed early - tbd

Cowboi

12-05-2009, 10:15 AM

Symphony at 3 pm
Hospital christmas party where I work...6:30 pm
My BFF's anesthesia group's party ....8 pm

the Cowboi is gonna be busy today!!

T D

12-05-2009, 12:19 PM

* Just had a Skye call with my big gay brother (literally)
* Having some big gay breakfast next.
* Listing some items on E-bay.
* Going out to the garage to get the Direct TV boxes so I can send them their big NON gay DVR and receiver back, cause I'm not gonna pay for their big NON gay service anymore.
* Take a shower in my gay bathroom.
* Take a few things down to the antique store.
* Gonna love on my little gay pooch cause hers still not feeling well after her surgery.

Leigh

12-05-2009, 02:27 PM

hmmm the gay agenda?

Lets see:

1) Wake up (done)
2) Babysit sister (in process)
3) Watch the Ultimate Fighter: Heaveyweights marathon (in process)
4) Have supper (later)
5) Watch the live Ultimate Fighter: Heaveyweights finale on tv (later)
6) Sleep (also later)

Kosmo

12-05-2009, 02:50 PM

Morning gay hike with the dog
Drain oil and gas from gay mower, rototiller, portable generator
Order gay pizza
Grab the gay couch and watch some big gay football

Rocket

12-05-2009, 03:14 PM

Pick up my new gay kitty.
Get gay tanned at tanning salon.
Go to gay movie.
Go to gay dinner.
Have gay margaritas with housemates.
Go to gay bed.:winky:

NotAnAverageGuy

12-06-2009, 01:40 AM

On this Gay Sunday I am...

Fixing food for my GAY gliders

Cleaning up my GAY apartment

Going to the GAY grocery store

MizzSabra

12-06-2009, 09:49 AM

Drink hot chocolate.
Smoke a couple cigarettes.
Finish with the Christmas decorations in the living room.
Hang up the lights outside.
Have a fabulous day with my honey!

Gemme

12-06-2009, 09:56 AM

Today I shall:

work (in progress)
read newspaper (soon)
clip coupons (soon)
do laundry (later) :bath:
take advantage of a foodie gift card (later) :winky:
work on holiday cards (later) :cc:
quality time with my honey (later) :boxers:
quality time with the roomies (later) :cheesy:

Bit

12-06-2009, 10:33 AM

I think I may have done it... I think I may have cracked the code, so to speak. I think I may have found THE most perverse activity on anyone's Gay Agenda ever.

Today I am going to a Tupperware Party.

We're going to learn a new recipe for Queso Dip.

Take THAT, you rightwingers! Take THAT.

MizzSabra

12-06-2009, 10:38 AM

daisygrrl

12-06-2009, 10:39 AM

My big ole gay agenda for sunday:

submit papers to HR for new job (done)
write letter of rec and submit electronically (done)
drink coffee (in progress)
use 'NaNa BooBoo' in b-f planet thread (done)
call Mom (to be done)
talk to the Honey (to be done)
write and/or revise writing schedule (to be done)

Eddie

12-06-2009, 11:29 AM

Work, work and work.

I want to stay in bed, maybe make the second batch of cookies but either activity would involve watching the Chargers game today.

MsDemeanor

12-06-2009, 11:51 AM

Do more big gay work to make more big gay mortgage money whilst the big gay Patriots game plays on the big gay TV. I might put away my big gay clean clothes (the laundry fairy - big and gay by default - visited this week and I have big gay stacks of clean clothes), and do some big gay puttering. I might even bake some big gay cheesecake later.

Leigh

12-06-2009, 12:03 PM

I get to do some gay mall hopping today, and maybe even buy something :p

Surayna

12-06-2009, 12:22 PM

Dylan

12-06-2009, 12:30 PM

Big Gay Mexican Sunday Breakfast

And then, bemoaning the fact that I ate eggs, and they make Mahhh Belly hurt

Gay-Men,
Dylan

firie

12-06-2009, 01:03 PM

Having had a big gay weekend, of gaying it up at the Domain (god, can Texas get with this year), and gaying it up at Neiman Marcus, when we gayed through the store and said hi to all the gays and not anyone else.

Gaying it up at Romeo's for the delightful gay Italian dinner, with our gay waiter who was so gay he twirled in the prance of his walk each time he waltzed away from our table. The gay code we shared when he said he was ready to get off his shift and have a gay drink at a gay club--Oil Can Harry's, which we both gayly laughed about and knew. None of his other patrons were gay enough to get that reference.

The gay Sunday Dylan and I are going to have with our big gay breakfast and all the gay things we will be doing today.

Isadora

12-06-2009, 01:09 PM

A nap.
Leather Alliance Holdiay Dinner

TheSqueeze

12-06-2009, 01:16 PM

1. Move light fixture in the master bath - center over sink (old one was a old school bar light and the outlest was about 6 inches off of center). So I have to install a new box and run the conduit through, patch and paint the old hole and install the fixture. My favorite lesbian downstiars is helping. Actually he is a gay man in a tool belt so I call him that:)

2. Wash sofa slip covers.

3. Replace plate covers on outlets in both baths.

4. Clean the house.

5. Love on the doggies.

6. Get TeaPartyTart's jammies ready for her. She has been on a very long and busy work trip. Nothing like putting warm jammies on and falling into bed when you are exhausted.

7. Pick up TPT from the airport.

Blaze

12-06-2009, 02:47 PM

~sigh~ what's on my Gay Agenda?
I gotta get a going, because Always2late sent out X-mas cards, and we received it today. And that was exciting and nice...
Which mean's that I have to get off the couch and go to the store and buy cards before I have to borrow her s/n AlwaysB2late because of my procrastination issues (Yes that's right... I am making up another (P I) sickness).
Then that leads to going to the post office and buying stamps, to which leads to Long line irritation syndrome (LLIS)
And that's not very healthy for a Gay agenda...
Ohhh dang, and that means I have to write on the envelope and inside of the cards too?? Omg that will lead to Hand Cramp Syndrome (HCP)
I think my Gay Agenda may have to wait... lmao

Gemme

12-06-2009, 02:57 PM

My Gay Agenda for Sunday -

Make Coffee
Clean (as in totally scrub) the bathroom from top to bottom
Sweep the front porch
Spend time with my sweetie
Accept Farmville Gifts
.
.
.
.
and at some point in the day, I MUST study for finals.

I see where your priorities lie. Farmville before finals. *laughs* My coworkers are ADDICTED to that place!!! :thumbsup:

Diva

12-08-2009, 05:00 AM

SOME of You are NOT my gay friends, as You would have sought out Your Gay Diva and led her gaily through the highways and biways to This Gay Place. (Similar to The Old House.....but not.)

:overreaction:

You're all Gay Bastids......
Not really.
I heart this Gay Planet.

Hmmm......

I just took out my Gay Trash (no, no...The Berry's not here!)
I washed my Gay hands and poured myself some Gay Coffee with Gay Creamer (of course).
I posted some Gay PornSmutErotiGAY.
My Gay Dog, Lucy, is taking her little Gay Nap, while I am gaily contemplating what Gay Chores to tackle next.....

Have a Gay Tuesday, everyone!

Cowboi

12-08-2009, 05:23 AM

I'm off to my not so gay work......tis the season.

morningstar55

12-08-2009, 05:25 AM

taking my mom to the doc and heading out to work.:3femme:
wait....... i have to tend to my farmville n farmtown crops really quick .. hehe.. dam work is never done..

Gemme

12-09-2009, 04:53 AM

Currently, I am posting to my little gay heart's content and watching Men of a Certain Age.

Soon, I shall take my happy gay ass to bed.

weatherboi

12-09-2009, 05:01 AM

I am going to take my queer ass to a clients house for a very queer consult. Shortly after i will work on my queer ass holiday cards. Not many queer activities planned after that.

MizzSabra

12-09-2009, 07:10 AM

Try and figure out why I'm up so early. :|

Shower.
Drive over the small scary bridge to see MsD for lunch.
Bake a Key Lime Pie.

Andrew, Jr.

12-09-2009, 10:21 AM

Right now I am in the hospital waiting to hear news from my bio-father's doctors. :hospital-snoopy: I am on coffee #3. There is a cnp who is a flaming, ass chewing bitch on wheels (she won't get out of her chair), and my :twitch: is back.

I think I will take my flaming gay ass over to the nurses station and hit on her. I need a new :freetoaster:.

MsDemeanor

12-09-2009, 11:56 AM

I have to get my big gay ass in the big gay shower and wash my big gay hair so that I can meet big gay Sabra for lunch.

:cheer:

MizzSabra

12-09-2009, 12:17 PM

I have to get my big gay ass in the big gay shower and wash my big gay hair so that I can meet big gay Sabra for lunch.

:cheer:

:cheer:

I'm having hot chocolate and eating a squishy donut from Safeway right now...I have to wait til the house warms up a bit to shower.

Andrew, Jr.

12-12-2009, 12:12 PM

I have to take my big gay ass to the shower

I have to take my big gay ass to get dressed

Then I will play with the furkids and nap with them while watching :football:

Another big ol' gay day!

:king:

MizzSabra

12-13-2009, 11:39 AM

A little wink, wink, nudge, nudge.:leatherflag:
Some hot chocolate (apparently I can't find the cup smilie :| )

Send some of these :rubberducky: down the street.

Salmon, green beans and roasted potatoes for dinner.

NotAnAverageGuy

12-13-2009, 11:44 AM

My gay self is going to watch football today

then later tonight my gay self is going to make steak, rice and veggies for dinner

MsDemeanor

12-13-2009, 12:10 PM

Big gay work for a few hours, followed by bigly and gayly photographing some jewelry for Etsy and some stuff for ebay. Big gay cookie baking tonight.

weatherboi

12-13-2009, 12:14 PM

My queer ass is installing baseboards in my bedroom and hallway.

apretty

12-13-2009, 01:03 PM

Blue_Daddy-O

12-13-2009, 01:19 PM

Working on and getting everyone's Holiday Cards out today! That's on the top of my list and then big fun party tonight!

Rufusboi

12-13-2009, 01:22 PM

Well my take over the world liberal gay agenda is all about giving up my Sunday to grade papers. I am trying to get ahead because finals are coming due and so are final papers urgh. So I am trying to gaily educate my grammar stunted students in the fine art of putting a sentence together :shocking: My girlfriend's gay agenda is equally shocking: she's watching goodfellas and rearranging the kitchen and doing laundry - sometimes all at the same time. I'm not a multi-tasker. I can only do one thing at a time

Rufus :frog:

MsDemeanor

12-13-2009, 01:24 PM

Working on and getting everyone's Holiday Cards out today!
Thanks for the reminder. I should probably haul my big gay ass to the store in the next few days and get some cards.

Blue_Daddy-O

12-13-2009, 01:28 PM

Thanks for the reminder. I should probably haul my big gay ass to the store in the next few days and get some cards.

Haha..yes I agree, you should!! ..before the Holidays have come and gone..LoL!!! ;) :rockband:

NJFemmie

12-13-2009, 01:30 PM

take a shower .... (check)
take a nap ..... (check)
do laundry ....(check)
take out garbage ... (check)
clean up house ..... (in process)
pet the fuzzy boy as he sleeps ..... (throughout day)
pet the fuzzy girl as she sleeps ..... (throughout day)
wait for Mare to call and advise when is best time to drop in roast .... (pending)
spending time with Mare and cuddling on the couch .... (priceless)

Queerasfck

12-13-2009, 01:32 PM

i'm doing some gay garage cleaning/organizing, in heels*

*hahaha, yeah right.

but i am wearing one of my favorite tees: everybody loves a soul sista

(i think wearing something fun helps me feel better about the drudgery of doing something that my inner-child truly believes is SOMEONE ELSES JOB!!!. ahem)

:tiger: is smoking a 14lb turkey and watching the game. and most importantly, telling me how much progress i'm making when i get stuck sorting my shit.
h o w g a y !!!

(please tell me if you need something, most likely i have it in my garage, kthx)

When she sez she has everything in her garage she really means it people. This morning I found a Tiffany's box with a key chain in it. She said it was a gift from her sister and was too small. Other noteable items I have seen include a table size bronze statue of a bear, tools (never used--gifts for me!), a Samsonite vintage briefcase (Mission Impossible style--another gift for me!), shoes, shoes and more shoes, purses, purses and many more purses, assorted lamps, Jimmy Hoffa, a million journals some filled some empty, Abe Lincoln's letters to Mary, every book ever written about organization, oh and cosmetics! Numerous treasures and artifacts from days gone past! Waiting for some wreckage of the Titanic to be unearthed or perhaps some lost paintings of Georgia O'Keefe.
Will keep you posted.

NJFemmie

12-13-2009, 01:34 PM

When she sez she has everything in her garage she really means it people. This morning I found a Tiffany's box with a key chain in it. She said it was a gift from her sister and was too small. Other noteable items I have seen include a table size bronze statue of a bear, tools (never used--gifts for me!), a Samsonite vintage briefcase (Mission Impossible style--another gift for me!), shoes, shoes and more shoes, purses, purses and many more purses, assorted lamps, Jimmy Hoffa, a million journals some filled some empty, Abe Lincoln's letters to Mary, every book ever written about organization, oh and cosmetics! Numerous treasures and artifacts from days gone past! Waiting for some wreckage of the Titanic to be unearthed or perhaps some lost paintings of Georgia O'Keefe.
Will keep you posted.

She wouldn't happen to have the dead sea scrolls, would she? I'm thinking it would be an AWESOME Christmas present!

apretty

12-13-2009, 01:39 PM

She wouldn't happen to have the dead sea scrolls, would she? I'm thinking it would be an AWESOME Christmas present!

no, but perhaps a dead :tiger: pelt. address? (you'll have to tolerate lots of whole foods shopping and football watching--i mean, you can't even mock the steelers a little, it's serious. he's got a scrapbook. WHICH IS ALSO IN THE GARAGE! along with many other *steelers knick Knacks!!!*)

Queerasfck

12-13-2009, 01:39 PM

She wouldn't happen to have the dead sea scrolls, would she? I'm thinking it would be an AWESOME Christmas present!

I haven't seen the Dead Sea Scrolls yet but we still have about 50% of mystery boxes and bins to go through. They might be there........will report more as this story unfolds.

NJFemmie

12-13-2009, 06:12 PM

no, but perhaps a dead :tiger: pelt. address? (you'll have to tolerate lots of whole foods shopping and football watching--i mean, you can't even mock the steelers a little, it's serious. he's got a scrapbook. WHICH IS ALSO IN THE GARAGE! along with many other *steelers knick Knacks!!!*)

Oh God no, not the Steelers. But, I guess the Steelers are better than the Eagles.

Thanks for the pelt offer, but for now, I will have to decline. But if you come across one of these ...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2vXKs4GOnusOIM:http://www.morganmasterpiece.com/rare.jpg

I'll be glad to take it off your hands. :)

weatherboi

12-13-2009, 06:33 PM

My queer self is getting ready to assemble my new weight bench. Yeah for me!

NotAnAverageGuy

12-13-2009, 11:41 PM

My gay self on Monday is going to clean the glider potty tray out

take my trash to the dumpster

fold and put away laundry that has been sitting on the hope chest for over a week now

MsDemeanor

12-14-2009, 12:14 AM

My big gay ass today learned that photographing jewelry is a GDMFRPITFA (the R is Royal, you can figure out the rest).

:hammer::bigcry::explode::rant::furious:

I did get a few done, but what a major fucking ass waste of a Sunday figuring out this shit.

I'm going to go curl up in bed with my husband and the fur girls.

Mister Bent

12-14-2009, 03:31 PM

I haven't seen the Dead Sea Scrolls yet but we still have about 50% of mystery boxes and bins to go through. They might be there........will report more as this story unfolds.

Did you happen to find one of these?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/SockMonkey1.jpg

Queerasfck

12-14-2009, 03:36 PM

Did you happen to find one of these?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/SockMonkey1.jpg

Why, yes I did. But it's mine.

http://www.sockmonkeymoejoe.com/images/sock_monkey_mafia_adventure_008_-_copy.jpg

O, and I found the picture we took at the Butch-Trans Conference last year. Heh.

Mister Bent

12-14-2009, 03:42 PM

[FONT="Lucida Console"]O, and I found the picture we took at the Butch-Trans Conference last year. Heh.

We looked particularly dapper, though the highlight was meeting the celebrity guest.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/frontcrotch.jpg

Gemme

12-15-2009, 11:10 PM

Seeing as how it's after 9pm here now, I'll just tell you what I'm doing from this point on. The past is the past after all, yes?

I am watching Gordon Ramsay, in his odd sexiness, teach the country how to cook some neat dishes. I am recording it so I can do it myself later.

I shall leave work in a couple of hours, go home, watch some telly and then crash with the pups snuggled up tight against my legs and back.

Tomorrow begins a new gay agenda and I'm sure it will be full of equally interesting things.

NotAnAverageGuy

12-15-2009, 11:15 PM

Being lazy is whats on my gay agenda tomorrow

Diva

12-16-2009, 12:27 AM

Today.....

I went to Hobby Gay Lobby.....and bought some gay fabric and some gay pinking shears.

I went to Gay~Mart for some gayceries....and some gay tape and gay cookies for my gay puppy........(who is snoring gaily right this minute)

I've had some gay wine and gay chocolate and now I'm about to go to gay sleepland......

weatherboi

12-16-2009, 01:23 AM

My gay gender bent ass is meeting my my gender reassignment therapist today for the first of many meeting to come. This queer guy is excited!!

Bit

12-19-2009, 09:24 AM

Today on My Gay Agenda:

Catching up with friends

I missed y'all. *smiling*

MizzSabra

12-19-2009, 09:50 AM

Today's Gay Agenda brought to you by the letter Q

Hot Chocolate
Post office
Target
Trader Joe's
Bank
Email cookie order forms
Spend the evening with my honey and my kids

Why am I doing all these things on the Saturday before Xmas? Because apparently I really *am* a masochist.

Pixie

12-19-2009, 09:52 AM

Shower
Bowling
Cooking-Cookies, kibbeh, and more baklava
Changing brakes and rotors on my car!!!
Lunch with an old friend
Last minute shopping for the ma.
Dinner with good company!!
Gym
:waitinggirl:

NotAnAverageGuy

12-19-2009, 12:15 PM

My big ass gay agenda for the day is to take it easy and be lazy

oh and eat chicken noodle soup

Abigail Crabby

12-19-2009, 12:18 PM

Work - (of course)

Catching up on this board....

Finishing up some Christmas Shopping

ChristmahaunKawanza Party at Lateela's tonite.

I will be teaching them about Cotton Candy Martinis :lol2:

Gemme

12-20-2009, 01:12 AM

My primary goal on my big gay agenda is to get some sleep, however, everyone in this household from human to canine has other plans.

Sooo, after I do finally sleep, I will get up, have breakfast, read the paper, cut out the coupons, go get some Christmas groceries, have some lunch, work on the personalized gift bags for my coworkers, talk to my honey, and do some laundry before dinner.

I might get in a movie too.

Andrew, Jr.

12-20-2009, 10:22 AM

*Shovel Snow
*Break up Ice
*Put out Icemelt and Sand
*Watch Christmas Shows & Movies
*Wrap Gifts
*Write out Cards
*Eat

Gemme

12-21-2009, 11:13 PM

Tomorrow, my big gay agenda will be:

Get up grudgingly
Drink airborne and take meds
Have breakfast
Check the mail (pout if I don't receive anything good)
Watch some telly
Get ready for work
Work
Sleep

Paphigleo

12-22-2009, 06:17 AM

My big gay agenda...

Cash my big gay paycheck

Walk my big gay dog

Drive my big gay car to

My big gay friends' house

Wash big gay laundry

Eat big gay dinner

Enjoy the company of fellow big gay agenda-ists

oh yeah, and of course subvert the religeous-rights' agenda and recruit as many gays, jews, pagans, kinksters, etc as is humanly possibly

And find some big gay yarn at the Hobby Lobby.

MizzSabra

12-22-2009, 10:02 AM

Hot Chocolate
:chef: :chef:
Bake 3 different kinds of shortbread (6 doz in all)
Bake 2 apple struedels.
Deliver 2 baked goodies boxes.
Go to post office and mail 1 baked goodies box.
Wonder why I didn't bake extra so I could have some! ;)

Random

12-22-2009, 10:08 AM

Dying my girls hair..
then..
Getting on a damn plane..
Spending five hours on damn planes and in freaking airports..

Surayna

12-22-2009, 11:17 AM

Make Daddy's coffee - done
Finish Laundry
Visit a friend in the hospital
Get notebook organized for next term at college.
Write out 35 more Christmas cards.

Jess

12-22-2009, 11:25 AM

Bit

12-22-2009, 11:27 AM

{{{{{{{{{{{Cyn}}}}}}}}}}}}} Safe travel, love!

oh yeah, and of course subvert the religeous-rights' agenda and recruit as many gays, jews, pagans, kinksters, etc as is humanly possibly

And find some big gay yarn at the Hobby Lobby.

*big gay eyebrows fly up into big gay hairline*

*croons* oooooooooooo, Hoooobbbbby Lobbyyyyyy.....

Soooo, how many recruits you think we can find in the yarn section? :grindevil: My Big Gay Agenda for today has suddenly gotten more interesting. :cheesy:

Already accomplished:

Make some big gay laundry soap
Walk big gay puppy 584 times
Make big gay breakfast and lunch (veggie mac and cheese)

Still to go:

Walk big gay puppy 585th time
Wash big gay dishes
Gather big gay laundry
Wash big gay laundry
Buy big gay yarn
Make big gay holiday gifts
Buy big gay groceries: rice, cheese, smashed tato flakes *oooo subversive* lol...

Bit

12-22-2009, 11:28 AM

...packing stuff for our Christmas visit to Nashvegas...

Safe travel to you and Christie, darlin!

Write14u

12-22-2009, 11:56 AM

* Get my big gay self in the shower
*Stop by Starbucks to get fuel for a trip
*Drive 2 hours to Tuscaloosa for interviews with players
*Wait 30 minutes on Alabama football players to ungracioiusly decide to come out and give interviews.
*Get 15 minutes worth of interviews
*Swing by Starbucks to get fuel for return 2-hour trip
*Drive 2 hours back home
*Transcribe interviews (my least favorite part of my job. They were pretty boring the first time.)
*Go home, play with little gay pups and check out the Internet.
*Wonder why MizzSabra didn't have me on her cookie list *grin*

Hot Chocolate
Go to post office and mail 1 baked goodies box.

packing stuff for our Christmas visit to Nashvegas...

Yo Jess, love it. We call Starkville, Miss., ....Starkvegas.

Jess

12-22-2009, 12:00 PM

Safe travel to you and Christie, darlin!

Thank ya kindly! I will more than likely do most of the driving, coz she just makes me nervous! I grip the "oh hell handle" for all she's worth! Christie grew up driving in Nash, where every street dumps onto a highway and everyone thinks they are the next contender for NASCAR fame! Me?. Not so much..LOL!

Hope everyone has a great holiday!!!

NJFemmie

12-22-2009, 12:29 PM

Getting my gay ass to the store for some last minute stocking stuffer Christmas shopping gifts.

MsDemeanor

12-22-2009, 02:34 PM

Wonder why I didn't bake extra so I could have some! ;)

See, this is why I always make sure that a few are slightly off - misshapen or a tad scorched on one edge (easy enough since I have to bake in a damned electric oven :mad:). Worst case scenario, I *oops* break a few.

christie

12-22-2009, 02:40 PM

Laundry.. picking up a few things for doggies to go to camp for a couple days...packing stuff for our Christmas visit to Nashvegas... Digging out a car without sliding it into a truck...
and as ever.. missing and waitin on a woman

YouTube- Waiting on a Woman- brad paisley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMGuujOhj04)

I don't mind :gimmehug:

Awwww!! Dammit! You :goat:! You made me weep at my desk!

A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to show you how very much I love you...

always2late

12-22-2009, 02:44 PM

Finally finished the Christmas shopping.....now just gotta wrap em. Hoping that if I stare at the ski slope that used to be my driveway long enough, the snow will magically melt on its own. Dang it! I am tired of shoveling!

Gemme

12-22-2009, 08:10 PM

I need to eat a good ole big gay meal! That's my current agenda.

MizzSabra

12-22-2009, 08:18 PM

See, this is why I always make sure that a few are slightly off - misshapen or a tad scorched on one edge (easy enough since I have to bake in a damned electric oven :mad:). Worst case scenario, I *oops* break a few.

Turns out I have some left over! Whooohoooo! The Chocolate Hazelnut dipped in chocolate ones are particularily tasty! But then there is the chocolate shortbread. Or maybe the Ambrosia Macaroons.....

:chef:

NotAnAverageGuy

12-22-2009, 09:49 PM

Tryin to relax the last 2 days have been extremely stressful and it has me so run down I forget to eat

ruffryder

01-18-2012, 10:23 AM

*bump, bump bump* It's hummmp day, and gay day! haha.. what happened to this thread. It's funny. *bumpin it up!*

I'm going to gay Sweet Tomatoes for soup and salad with my gay friend.
Going to gay Wells Fargo.
Doing my damn gay laundry.
Trying to find a gay place to live.
Buying some gay coffee and a few more gay groceries..

Have a great gay day everybody!

suebee

01-18-2012, 10:30 AM

Doing my gay dishes.
Sweeping the gay floor.
Scrubbing the gay bathrooms.
Going to the gay Post Office.
Missed the damned gay garbage! :blink:

Might fit a gay nap in there. Ya never know.

Have a happy gay day everyone! :)

foxyshaman

01-18-2012, 11:28 AM

Doing "Gay" Yoga... and it really is called gay yoga

Now I am drinking my super delicious amazingly strong "gay" coffee brought to me by my favorite gay barista

Later I will be going to my super "gay" weight lifting class to work on my super sexy DYKE triceps...