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jac
09-14-2012, 10:26 AM
Note To Self...

You can't get the can open with the electric can opener if it is not plugged in! :doh:

ruffryder
09-14-2012, 10:41 AM
... or you can't toast the bread if the toaster is not plugged in!

Gentle Tiger
09-14-2012, 10:43 AM
You can't get water to drink if you don't bring the glass over.

Spirit Dancer
09-14-2012, 10:45 AM
NTS- When looking for your glasses, please look on your head.:glasses:

Novelafemme
09-14-2012, 10:52 AM
NTS...when it's super windy outside it's probably best not to wear the flouncy skirt hanging in the back of the closet. :|

starryeyes
09-14-2012, 11:21 AM
Even though the shoes are cute and look perfect with the outfit, if they hurt don't wear them.

Amber2010
09-14-2012, 11:30 AM
NTS- Stop living life the way everyone expects and live it for me!

KayCee
09-14-2012, 11:34 AM
Before straining your right shoulder again while vacuum cleaning let the butch do the job next time!

*Anya*
09-14-2012, 11:39 AM
NTS

If your fever is over 102 and your teeth are chattering like castanets; it's probably time to go to the ER sooner, rather than later.

Duh, Miss RN!

jac
09-14-2012, 02:37 PM
NTS never go to walmart irritated, it only gets worse!

Aditional NTS never ever make frustrated expressions when the lady behind you slips in front of you with her friend and orders HER caramel coolata before YOU because more than likely some random FEMME woman is probably watching the whole turn of events unfolding :blush:

Ginger
09-14-2012, 02:38 PM
Note to self: Lighten the fuck up.

Sachita
09-14-2012, 02:41 PM
Note to self: honest and true friends show their true colors right away. Stop thinking this might change.

Martina
09-14-2012, 02:50 PM
Eat breakfast.

DamonK
09-14-2012, 02:50 PM
...patio door must be open before attempting to go through it

Daktari
09-14-2012, 03:16 PM
Fantasies of killing someone whilst they're making a meeting all about their newly sober and newly relapsed self is not working the programme to the best of your ability Mr.D. Not the best at all...but hell it was satisfying! :|

ArkansasPiscesGrrl
09-14-2012, 03:28 PM
Fantasies of killing someone whilst they're making a meeting all about their newly sober and newly relapsed self is not working the programme to the best of your ability Mr.D. Not the best at all...but hell it was satisfying! :|

Been there, had that particular fantasy!

Daktari
09-14-2012, 03:54 PM
Been there, had that particular fantasy!

Phew! Suddenly I don't feel so alone :gimmehug:



:cheesy:

DamonK
09-14-2012, 04:59 PM
....don't forget you still have dizziness periods. Especially remember this on the stairs. Next time.

clay
09-14-2012, 05:01 PM
breate......exhale....inhale....that's it.....center!!!

tazz
09-14-2012, 05:07 PM
NTS - need to get more food

SoulShineFemme
09-14-2012, 05:27 PM
NTS... Irritating coworkers only have 3 more days in which to piss you off. You can endure anything for 3 days...... Muahahah!

Scuba
09-14-2012, 05:50 PM
Note to self...

...never leave a donut, unattended, at desk. :|

spritzerJ
09-14-2012, 06:06 PM
NTS don't ask a bored behavior analyist what they call something and describe it in vague terms. The detailed answer will bore you to tears.

SugarFemme
09-14-2012, 06:16 PM
NTS....No matter how hard you try to answer the TV remote, it is impossible. So when you are half asleep with the TV remote in your hand and the phone rings, don't even try and answer it via the remote LOL.

Daktari
09-15-2012, 06:44 AM
...never ask a piss-head to remember they said they'd do something.

Kenna
09-15-2012, 07:08 AM
note to self...
stop waking up like THAT... it won't help you none...

Nomad
09-15-2012, 07:21 AM
note to self:

when you have to change who you are to be accepted you're not being accepted, you're being except-ed.

Daktari
09-15-2012, 01:57 PM
...being the ex-smoker that all smokers love to hate is a hard job but someone's gotta do it! :cheesy:

spritzerJ
09-15-2012, 02:13 PM
NTS.... remember this day and how wonderful it was to shop together. It may never be like this again.

ruffryder
09-15-2012, 07:16 PM
Please put your car keys in the same place everytime so you can find them when you are ready to leave.

ruffryder
09-15-2012, 07:20 PM
Note to self...

...never leave a donut, unattended, at desk. :|

or a sandwich in the fridge.

or any food next to dog unattended. :|

NTS - need to get more food

NTS its' time to get more food when you have no milk or no bread.

...patio door must be open before attempting to go through it


NTS on this also!! I been through this screen door head first and almost flipped off the balcony. :blink:

ruffryder
09-15-2012, 07:22 PM
NTS have a full tank of gas when wandering through BFE with no gas stations for miles and miles.

Zimmeh
09-15-2012, 07:25 PM
NTS: Remember to check the OneNote app on your iPhone to see when your next oil change is...

Zimmeh

Scuba
09-15-2012, 08:01 PM
Note to self...

...remember to close the windows BEFORE the irrigation kicks in.

justkim
09-15-2012, 08:19 PM
NTS... Get to bed...

Kenna
09-15-2012, 08:33 PM
note to self...
Write down that new recipe! ! You impressed yourself! ! that was AWESOME!

Ginger
09-15-2012, 08:53 PM
Note to self ... don't hate the bakery for not carrying meat.

tazz
09-15-2012, 09:40 PM
NTS - ppl are that insecure... yep

Fatale
09-15-2012, 10:23 PM
NTS...I know it's been a while since you last indulged, but it still holds true that you should never truly inhale when you're smoking a stogie.

Nomad
09-16-2012, 03:13 AM
note to self

reality will not change just because your little kid brain is running in circles saying "please, please, please, please...." you're not Moses. do everyone a favor and accept that you dont have what it takes to reverse the tide.

Abigail Crabby
09-16-2012, 04:38 AM
nts - buy a new thermometer .....

goodlilfemme
09-16-2012, 04:51 AM
note to self fuck off as hard as you can believe me its a huge relief haha

Miss Scarlett
09-16-2012, 07:38 AM
NTS - don't fall asleep watching "Kill Bill"...lol

Ginger
09-16-2012, 08:54 AM
Note to self ... feign confidence and it takes root.

Zimmeh
09-16-2012, 09:44 AM
NTS: Remember when you get all excited about buying a gift for a friend not to leave your debit card at the store...Thank goodness it was my old coworkers and they sent me a text to let me know..:blush::blink::koolaid:

Zimmeh

Blaze
09-16-2012, 10:08 AM
http://ribsy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834527eb169e2011168a50c28970c-320wi
Just a nts so I can remind the person down the street, that if they are going to let there pup run a muck at 3 A.M. to please clean up after

http://www.corazonit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Social-Media-post-it-note.jpg

I forgot how to play with a month of moving facilities I need to learn to play again... Thank goodness for gathering at the reunion and being able to dress up, and not have to wear scrubs 6 days a week...
Wow... this is exciting!

Hollylane
09-16-2012, 10:21 AM
NTS...Never ask the single pharmacist on duty during a busy weekend at Walgreens about your medications possible interactions...Thank the Dog for the internet or I might have given myself liver damage. :|

NTS...The lists are great, the lists are finished. The bags won't pack themselves.

Nomad
09-16-2012, 01:05 PM
note to self

reality will not change just because your little kid brain is running in circles saying "please, please, please, please...." you're not Moses. do everyone a favor and accept that you dont have what it takes to reverse the tide.

p.s.

you are also not Cher. you cannot "Turn Back Time"

DamonK
09-16-2012, 01:12 PM
.....get extra things done before Tues night.
....breathe

Daktari
09-16-2012, 01:25 PM
...don't fall asleep whilst watching tonight's film.

starryeyes
09-16-2012, 01:27 PM
Staying out till 4am does not suit me anymore. :seeingstars:

Lady Pamela
09-16-2012, 01:35 PM
Note to self:

When cooking eggs after taking strong medication(pain pills),
Remember to use the pan.Things get a little messay if not.
Duhhhhhh lol

feminality
09-16-2012, 02:10 PM
Don't pick up the phone ... it wont make a difference anyway...

:blueheels:

SoulShineFemme
09-16-2012, 03:07 PM
NTS: And friggin PAY ATTENTION to this one. Relax and trust fate. You know deep down that all things will work out the way they are intended to. Go with the current and stop resisting. Obsessing over the "what if" factor is unnecessary. Believe that the doors will open for you and they will.

Blade
09-16-2012, 08:05 PM
NTS....Do not over eat.......no matter what it is.....there will be leftovers the next day.

ruffryder
09-16-2012, 08:22 PM
NTS

when you see a picture or a commercial of some yummy food, it usually doesn't look that good when you actually get it :|

Same goes for when you have a major craving for something, somehow it just doesn't satisfy like you thought it would.

gaea
09-16-2012, 09:26 PM
nts: get up, stand up and try again.....people keep saying its worth it so i must be...hang on to your faith and your hope

Rockinonahigh
09-16-2012, 09:42 PM
Nts...dont forget to put coffee in the basket unless you happen to like hot water in the morning insted of french market coffee.

Bèsame*
09-16-2012, 09:43 PM
Nts..
I know you know this wasn't going to last forever. You have prepared your heart, so know that how ever bitter sweet it feels, you did a wonderful job. Dream about the lessons you taught and how much love you shared .


P.s tears will be ok :)

DamonK
09-16-2012, 09:43 PM
I don't know what to say

jac
09-17-2012, 04:15 AM
NTS - Don't stick your cellphone in an empty decorative flowerpot on the nightstand... it's sounds like a dead cow when it vibes in the early morning hours!!!

jac
09-17-2012, 04:20 AM
Note to self:

When cooking eggs after taking strong medication(pain pills),
Remember to use the pan.Things get a little messay if not.
Duhhhhhh lol

For now you win the award for "The Best Note!" LOL :rofl:

starryeyes
09-17-2012, 03:46 PM
YouTube really is forever!! LOL! And no...Carnel and I did not meet our soulmates at the speed date.. lmao... <3

47jG3Sf_VUA

Scorp
09-17-2012, 04:24 PM
Don't forget to check the garbage disposal before turning it on.

That "oh shit" look after hearing clinkity clonk and you hastily reach over to shut the power switch off.

The poor, poor metal measuring spoon was all mangled...Now we're minus 1/4 tsp of an expensive set.

However, the set was from my wife's past relationship many years ago.

Oopsie Doopsie...:cheesy:

spritzerJ
09-18-2012, 09:09 AM
NTS... do not panic sometimes harnesses have to be washed and dried. They will be ready for use again soon.

gaea
09-18-2012, 10:04 AM
NTS- Remember what you have learned, remember that you are strong, remember that its all going to be ok and that life has a funny way of showing you the truth. The writing is on the wall and all that fun stuff.Be patient and take the time needed it will all work out it always does the universe is a powerful thing.

Reader
09-19-2012, 05:13 PM
NTS-

It's called Narcissistic Personality Disorder
ICD-9 Diagnosis Code 301.81

and you've known this about her for over 15 years.

SoulShineFemme
09-19-2012, 06:30 PM
NTS: You finished it. You are not looking back. It's time for the next chapter. It's time to fly north and live happily ever after. No. Looking. Back!!!

spritzerJ
09-19-2012, 06:41 PM
NTS.... Hy rocks your sock and undies drawer and laughs that you mess it up. That is another definition of a good choice for you!

BrutalDaddy
09-19-2012, 07:12 PM
Note To Self......

When getting out of a large semi with a loaded trailer attached, you might want to make sure the emergency and service brakes are ON! Kinda don't want the tractor rolling without you in the seat to control it.....Yea, kinda important. Doh!


:blush: ,
Brute.

tazz
09-19-2012, 07:17 PM
NTS - Don't stick your cellphone in an empty decorative flowerpot on the nightstand... it's sounds like a dead cow when it vibes in the early morning hours!!!

***ROTFLMAO!!!!! omg... that is too funny!!

tazz
09-19-2012, 07:20 PM
NTS - start saving Now for next year's Reunion...

Kenna
09-19-2012, 07:33 PM
note to self....
work HARD to never keep so much junk just because you are "too tired to deal with it"... you have proved to yourself these few days that you are indeed not like your mother and YOU CAN let go of stuff...
Note to self ...less clutter = less stress and less to pack/move
note to self... when the stuff you touch opens memory boxes... PROCESS THAT SHIT AND LEARN TO LET GO!!

jac
09-20-2012, 05:13 AM
NTS - When you drop your bags at the bedside after traveling, don't forget they're there in the dark, still, wee hours of the morning... Ya might just trip Grace!! Ugh!!

Nothing was hurt or damaged in the realization of those lumps by the bed... 'cept my pride. :sigh:

Nomad
09-20-2012, 06:48 AM
Nts...dont forget to put coffee in the basket unless you happen to like hot water in the morning insted of french market coffee.

Addendum to Note to Self (and Rock)

p.s.

in addition, it does not work to put the unground coffee beans in the french press hoping for the usual product


nor does it help if you DO grind the coffee only to put the gounds in your cup rather than the press

:coffee:

DamonK
09-20-2012, 09:36 AM
Breathe in. Breathe out. Put one foot in front of the other and take it one day at a time.

laruss
09-20-2012, 10:16 AM
Addendum to Note to Self (and Rock)

p.s.

in addition, it does not work to put the unground coffee beans in the french press hoping for the usual product


nor does it help if you DO grind the coffee only to put the gounds in your cup rather than the press

:coffee:

Can I suggest a Tassimo, put in disk out comes coffee.

Note to Self - Thank god for my Tassimo, coffee making seems difficult.

Leigh
09-20-2012, 10:56 AM
NTS - start saving Now for next year's Reunion...

Hey, you took my note LOL :p

NTS ~ do the same thing Tazz is!

spritzerJ
09-21-2012, 04:27 AM
NTS: Eat chocolate before The General gets into it and you have none!

Daktari
09-21-2012, 07:28 AM
Courage, willingness, honesty and discipline.

jac
09-21-2012, 12:18 PM
NTS learn all the transfer-lines on the damn phone. you just hung up on some big-wig when you tried to transfer her to the executive director! ugh! :blink:

Nomad
09-22-2012, 07:34 AM
note to self

guilt is like drinking dirt when you're thirsty. try accountability instead. it makes you feel like you might get clean again and it's way more satisfying. it also serves a better purpose.

jac
09-22-2012, 08:52 AM
note to self...

when irritable just ignore the little stuff

WingsOnFire
09-22-2012, 08:56 AM
Note to self....

Don't dance your Ass off when you have already torn hamstring muscles

spritzerJ
09-22-2012, 04:37 PM
NTS... eat dinner tonight. will improve your mood.

Leigh
09-22-2012, 05:05 PM
NTS ~ your worth it, don't settle for anything less than you truly deserve!

Dance-with-me
09-22-2012, 06:17 PM
Note to self: The attic window has had that line of broken glass it it for the entire 6.5 years you have owned this house. You'd better hope that cut in your thumb will stop bleeding soon and that you don't need to go in for stitches. Is there any good reason why you had to just reach in and yank it up? Better yet, is there any good reason you haven't replaced it yet?!?

(ow. big, big ow. feeling seriously sorry for myself ow.)

jac
09-22-2012, 07:26 PM
Note to self...

You better give big thanks daily for having such an amazing woman as your lifemate... She really does love you dearly :)

starryeyes
09-22-2012, 07:47 PM
Don't go into Tory Burch with Justin. She hyperventilates easily when looking at price tags and then you only get one pair of shoes instead of the 2 pairs of shoes and the handbag you intended on getting. Definitely save those outings for "shopping with the girls" days.

:-P

Julien
09-22-2012, 09:19 PM
Note to self...don't ask if you don't want to hear the answer.

Tomorrow will be brighter, not only in sunshine, but in perspective. :glasses:

jac
09-23-2012, 12:08 AM
Don't go into Tory Burch with Justin. She hyperventilates easily when looking at price tags and then you only get one pair of shoes instead of the 2 pairs of shoes and the handbag you intended on getting. Definitely save those outings for "shopping with the girls" days.

:-P

Note to self...

Remember the name Tory Burch if ever your own girl tries to bring this up as a shopping favotite...and hide the credit cards!!

Nomad
09-23-2012, 01:47 AM
note to self:

SLEEP, DAMN YOU!!!!!

LoyalWolfsBlade
09-23-2012, 04:35 AM
Note to self....K.I.S.S. and in case that is to complicated Keep It Simple Stupid...just saying you do know this....

Daktari
09-23-2012, 05:16 AM
...Step work is about recovery and personal development, not getting attention from yer sponsor ...numpty! :hangloose:

femmennoir
09-23-2012, 05:18 AM
Note to self: "Autumn is pure magic! Enjoy!"

Elle*

spritzerJ
09-23-2012, 07:38 AM
NTS.... the laundry will never fold itself. There is no wand to fix this problem you are just going to get to fold it and get it done. Maybe find a nice little reward for folding...

laruss
09-23-2012, 10:47 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/406381_374768389266791_642388098_n.jpg

Scuba
09-23-2012, 01:12 PM
Note To Self...

...there's no room for cocky here today.

Teddybear
09-23-2012, 02:32 PM
NTS::::::::::: Ur still recovering quit trying to do things that require u to walk or stand longer then 5 mins

ANTS::::::::::Ur getting better SLOWLY

LoyalWolfsBlade
09-24-2012, 05:08 AM
NTS enjoy the sun today so do not forget sweat shirt so you can...KISS

jac
09-24-2012, 06:45 AM
Note to self...

Don't second-guess how you filled out your timesheet when you're already home. You won't get any sleep till you call and have someone look it over for you... ugh!

Heavenleahangel
09-24-2012, 07:14 AM
Not to self: It's 37 flippin degrees outside and no matter how busy I am, I GOTTA go to storage and get the winter blankets, comforters and clothes out! I'm shivering over here!

-Red-Flag-
09-24-2012, 07:22 AM
NTS:

If it looks way to good to be true it is.

And don't forget, go with your gut do the research and follow thru.

And lastly... Say what you mean and mean what you say ... Always ..

Nomad
09-24-2012, 07:39 AM
note to self:

it's very common to assume that you know what's going on, to assume that you can see the truth when it's right under your nose, to assume that people accept you because you put effort into being true to yourself and to believe that no one doubts your sincerity.

the first three are just human nature. the last is what happens when you assume that you know what's going on, assume that you can see the truth when it's right under your nose, and assume that people accept you because you put effort into being yourself.

RiverRunner
09-24-2012, 08:36 AM
note to Self: It is NOW Fall try putting something heavier on before you walk out to get the paper. (though the neighbor seemed overly friendly)

Nomad
09-24-2012, 01:10 PM
note to self

your trusty old laptop has electrician's tape on it to keep the monitor half from separating from the keyboard half. it is missing some keys and it exhibits sketchy attention to updates and such. so be reasonable and dont expect it to embrace a newly downloaded program as if it were that fancy new iPad3 you sometimes get to use. think of the damn thing as "middle aged". new programming at that stage of life is usually slow, typically painful and predictably doesnt take as well as you expect it to.

jac
09-24-2012, 05:17 PM
Note to self...

Treating yourself to random servings of oatmeal throughout the day helps to keeps your inards warm till the landlord fires up the furnace next week.

RiverRunner
09-25-2012, 11:49 AM
Note to Self: It seems I will need more "notes" and soon.

LoyalWolfsBlade
09-25-2012, 12:07 PM
NTS doing the mundane over and over again make get on your nerves and become tiresome but it is the sure fire way to get to the goal...one step at a time...K.I.S.S.

NTS Always do what YOU knows works for YOU....

Leigh
09-25-2012, 12:26 PM
NTS its all uphill from here ~ just work hard & remain positive, everything else will fall into place :)

Nomad
09-27-2012, 04:32 PM
note to self

it IS the right thing - to lay your cards on the table without flinching. what do you have to apologize for? nothing, that's what. no matter how you might be judged for telling the truth, or for what that truth is, at least it IS the truth. no one can humiliate you because mistakes are a part of every life and candor about that is refreshing, not embarrassing. no one can accuse you of being less than honest and, best of all, most people have their own list of stupid and some of it makes you look like a freakin genius! :cracked:

cinnamongrrl
09-27-2012, 04:36 PM
Note to self: remind Teddy that you sometimes stash things in the oven. Ooops... Too late :|

Teddybear
09-27-2012, 05:32 PM
Note to self: remind Teddy that you sometimes stash things in the oven. Ooops... Too late :|

TG u came and resued the pots and all that was there

cinnamongrrl
09-28-2012, 06:11 PM
note to self.....always check dates before you post on a thread. Twice now I have posted a welcome to someone who was already banned :|

Daktari
09-28-2012, 06:35 PM
...back away from the computer. Turn off the tv and chill out. Maybe tonight sleep will come before the new day dawns.

Scuba
09-28-2012, 06:50 PM
Note to self...never brag about things that haven't happened to you yet...you now have jury duty. :doh:

laruss
09-28-2012, 09:05 PM
Get yourself a gay boy, they are handy.

jac
09-28-2012, 09:26 PM
Note to self...

Be sure and certain it's NiQuil you take before bedtime and NOT DayQuil!! Oy... wide awake :blinks:

LoyalWolfsBlade
09-28-2012, 10:33 PM
NTS if it is battery operated ie cell phone and it is NOT working make sure the battery is in AND charged before getting frustrated that it is NOT working right

Nomad
09-29-2012, 04:42 AM
note to self

4 am is not a waking up time. 4 am is a going to bed time. you have them confused. write it on a sticky note or something, will ya? alos, please do not expect anything to change if you are not going to change anything.

RiverRunner
09-29-2012, 07:28 AM
NTS: This thing you are trying to do to stop thinking, is not working.

NTS: Try something else !!!

LoyalWolfsBlade
09-29-2012, 11:58 AM
NTS while you have to respect others and not intentionally hurt others the only person you have to make happy is YOU after all that is the person you have to wake up to every single day and go to bed with every single day

NTS doing this will allow for room for others in your life and bring the right ones into it...

NTS you do know this after all.....

Electrocell
09-29-2012, 12:04 PM
NTS forget the past work towards a better future.

LoyalWolfsBlade
09-29-2012, 09:26 PM
NTS turn on Google safety filter when looking for a hello image or at least switch it to moderate duh....cuts down on time...K.I.S.S..

NTS...cutting down on time decreases stress = fun Saturday night...

Leigh
09-29-2012, 09:56 PM
NTS ~ do not let yourself get down, even if you did have a shitty night

also NTS ~ its okay to be in a funk once in awhile, just don't let it completely bring you down

MsTinkerbelly
09-30-2012, 10:10 AM
Nts

Get off of the computer and get moving; Church starts in an hour and you're going to make us late!

LoyalWolfsBlade
10-01-2012, 02:07 AM
NTS do not think about things you can not change, may never be able to change, and wont be able to address until the next day, when you are trying to fall asleep

NTS because when you do this happens your thinking and NOT sleeping duh....it is what it is

LoyalWolfsBlade
10-01-2012, 06:19 PM
NTS you need to remember this but only for the next 48 hours...if you use the microwave walk away from it until it is done...they said it will not hurt you but it WILL erase the data being collected

NTS you do not want that so push button...walk away...or better yet do NOT use it....

RiverRunner
10-01-2012, 07:16 PM
NTS: Handle It

cinnamongrrl
10-01-2012, 07:24 PM
note to self... Never make food choices while under the influence of evil hormones...... :chocolate:

Leigh
10-01-2012, 07:53 PM
NTS ~ its okay to be nervous about starting that new job tomorrow, but you'll do fine and you know it :)

MaggieBluIze
10-01-2012, 08:24 PM
NTS ~ its okay to be nervous about starting that new job tomorrow, but you'll do fine and you know it :)

You'll do amazing sweetness!!!!!!
Just go in and be you ... They'll love you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two-spirit
10-01-2012, 09:25 PM
NTS ~ its okay to be nervous about starting that new job tomorrow, but you'll do fine and you know it :)

Good luck to you and your new job..

jac
10-01-2012, 09:47 PM
Note to self...

Go to sleep! You know thiss is gonna hurt in the morning when you want to remain in bed and sleep... :sigh:

LoyalWolfsBlade
10-01-2012, 11:37 PM
NTS change tape holding each of the monitors and wires in place turn off computer GO TO BED....if you wake up you wake up but u have to go to bed first to find out

NTS K.I.S.S.

deb0670
10-02-2012, 12:10 AM
NTS: Algebra will not kill you. Remember to breathe and take it one step at a time.

CharmingButch25
10-02-2012, 03:17 AM
NTS at the end if the day the only one you can rely on Is You

Nomad
10-02-2012, 03:25 AM
NTS at the end if the day the only one you can rely on Is You

note to self - what hy said ^^^

bkisbutchenuff
10-02-2012, 03:33 AM
NTS....I will find where I stuck that measuring cup one day...prolly when I least expect it...ugh...LOL!

Nomad
10-02-2012, 03:48 AM
NTS....I will find where I stuck that measuring cup one day...prolly when I least expect it...ugh...LOL!

:blink: oh dear. :thinking:

bkisbutchenuff
10-02-2012, 04:00 AM
Been using the same one for years to scoop coffee...turned around the other day and poof...gone...lol. I have no idea what i did with it....can you say _ just a little distracted lately?....LOL

Nomad
10-02-2012, 04:03 AM
Been using the same one for years to scoop coffee...turned around the other day and poof...gone...lol. I have no idea what i did with it....can you say _ just a little distracted lately?....LOL

oh the coffee scoop! TOTALLY get it! :coffee: most important scoop in the world! maybe you threw it out by accident? i did that just last week, with the empty coffee bag. bumming for 2 days until i found another perfect scoop.

Scorp
10-02-2012, 05:13 AM
(rrrrringggggggggg) (phone rings at work at 6:40 AM)

Me: "Hello":phonegab:

Wife (calling from home): "Hi honey, I have your wallet"

Me: "Shit" :doh:

Me: "Umm, that's ok I'll just have to deal"

Wife: "But you don't have your ID"

Me: "I know, but I'll just be extra careful when driving"

Wife: "But you need to buy lunch"

Me: "That's ok, I have a lunch meeting"

Us: :blink:

NOTE TO SELF:

Remember to retrieve your wallet that you stuck in your wife's purse the night before while you both were out doing errands. Praying you don't get pulled over on your way home later on for your 40 mile commute..:praying:

~ocean
10-02-2012, 05:40 AM
Been using the same one for years to scoop coffee...turned around the other day and poof...gone...lol. I have no idea what i did with it....can you say _ just a little distracted lately?....LOL

always have a back up scoop ~~

bkisbutchenuff
10-02-2012, 06:02 AM
always have a back up scoop ~~

Dear Ocean - a good Butch always has a back up scoop! ;)

stepfordfemme
10-02-2012, 06:22 AM
Oh Girl,

you may feel broken, tired, stressed, hurting, full of self pity and sadness.

But you got this. You're stronger than you think/braver than you know.

You're badass. Tough as steel. And a survivor. Thank your stars. Chin up. Push on.

It's always darkest before the dawn.

LoyalWolfsBlade
10-04-2012, 06:52 AM
NTS if the music you are listening to is irritating you just how difficult is it to go to the other tab on the same browser and change it...after all you have 20 saved playlists on YouTube after all....

Ginger
10-04-2012, 07:20 AM
Note to Self: Stop trying to fix things.

jac
10-04-2012, 08:12 AM
Note to self...

When catching a few last winks before getting ready for work, be sure your legs fully clear the entanglement of the sheets before you try to stand.... ummmm ya may just discover the floor is right there in your face before you know it :blink:

I'm okay I'm okay, quick return to a prone position as if the world saw what just happened :D

Leigh
10-04-2012, 09:04 AM
NTS ~ you got this, just breathe & all will be fine :)

Two-spirit
10-07-2012, 02:02 AM
Woke up and walked slowly around the kitchen grabbing my coffee,getting my cereal bowl.then pulling out the Life cereal.. I slowly walked to the frig to get the milk..Very little milk left. not even enought to fill half my bowl.. I yell ,OH MANNNN !!.I walk over to the table sit down and eat my dry Life cereal..before I even had a my first cup of coffee..

LoyalWolfsBlade
10-07-2012, 03:31 AM
NTS find your back bone or what ever it is you lost and find a way some way to tell your crush your crushing on her. What is the worse that can happen....she dose not return how you feel? Well you sure will not know if you do not tell her. :chocolate:

NTS Now that is out of your system don't forget to come back and read the note until you do it.

Nomad
10-07-2012, 06:00 AM
note to self,

when you dont know what to do, your mother's advice may or may not be appropriate. "do something, even if it's wrong" may make you feel less indecisive but it will also create circumstances you might not find palatable.


p.s.

if you're falling asleep while typing it's time to go back to bed.

ruffryder
10-07-2012, 12:19 PM
NTS :

sometimes you need to think things through a lil better and stay on it!

gaea
10-07-2012, 12:23 PM
NTS- You were just told to stay true to your core self.....just do it and dont forget to be good to you as well....

NTS- lessons learned are just that lessons they aren't personal even though it may feel that way

Electrocell
10-07-2012, 12:24 PM
NTS stay away from exes no matter how sorry they say they are.Didn't work then it won't work now.

gaea
10-07-2012, 12:26 PM
NTS stay away from exes no matter how sorry they say they are.Didn't work then it won't work now.

I second that

LoyalWolfsBlade
10-09-2012, 12:44 AM
NTS ease up on yourself and acknowledge what you have accomplished this year.

NTS take your own advice and stop worrying what other people think of you, your actions, or your words and recall that as long as you are TRUE to you and who you are the rest will fall into place.

Scuba
10-09-2012, 01:01 AM
**Note to Self** Reconsider career choice....

cinnamongrrl
10-12-2012, 09:18 AM
Note to Self:

Let Teddy check you for ticks after hiking :| Creepy lil bastards....

Teddybear
10-12-2012, 09:30 AM
Note to Self:

Let Teddy check you for ticks after hiking :| Creepy lil bastards....

Ooooh yes baby I will ANYTIME

LoyalWolfsBlade
11-08-2012, 02:09 AM
Stop procrastinating....you have to much to do and very little time

cinnamongrrl
11-08-2012, 06:08 AM
Note to self:

Get everything you need to make dinner BEFORE it snows....you're a New Englander for gosh sake....

~ocean
11-08-2012, 06:15 AM
((((( cinn ))))) LOL i was just watching the news i seenu had snow . we had snow the rainis washing it away

Teddybear
11-08-2012, 06:17 AM
Note to self:

Get everything you need to make dinner BEFORE it snows....you're a New Englander for gosh sake....

What do we need???

Teddybear
11-08-2012, 06:18 AM
((((( cinn ))))) LOL i was just watching the news i seenu had snow . we had snow the rainis washing it away

Not feet but a good 4 inches or so

cinnamongrrl
11-08-2012, 06:27 AM
((((( cinn ))))) LOL i was just watching the news i seenu had snow . we had snow the rainis washing it away

LOL I told Teddy I wanted to live in Portland when we visited there..... He told me he didn't want to drive in MORE snow.... I told him that the coast actually gets LESS snow...because of the salty air I believe?? Maybe he will believe me now! :)

cinnamongrrl
11-08-2012, 06:29 AM
What do we need???

I'm still hankering for some tuna noodle casserole :|

The roads will be clear soon enough...it's getting out of the driveway that I'm worried about...l :byebye:

Teddybear
11-08-2012, 06:54 AM
I'm still hankering for some tuna noodle casserole :|

The roads will be clear soon enough...it's getting out of the driveway that I'm worried about...l :byebye:

I had no issues baby now pass warren the road were horrid

jac
11-08-2012, 07:08 AM
Note to self...

Don't fuck up anymore. The doghouse gets mighty cold in the wintertime. :eyebrow:

Glenn
12-02-2012, 01:51 AM
Yo.. Hey You! Watcha gonna do? You have an-> APD Avoidant Personality Disorder. :byebye:

cinnamongrrl
12-02-2012, 07:42 AM
Yo.. Hey You! Watcha gonna do? You have an-> APD Avoidant Personality Disorder. :byebye:

I think I may have that :|

:eatinghersheybar:

Trev
12-02-2012, 08:05 AM
Note to Self...

You are off tomorrow for a reason, figure out where you put the other "note to self" in case you've procrastinated ..... again.

cinnamongrrl
12-02-2012, 12:07 PM
note to self....

always ALWAYS put shoes on when moving heavy furniture....

<<<has an owie toe now.... :(

jac
12-18-2012, 07:27 PM
Note to self...

Never buy the cheap stuff just to save a buck. Ever!! Next time I'm going all out on NiQuil. I hate licorice or anything with that flavor!! Bek :worried:

cinnamongrrl
12-18-2012, 08:29 PM
Note to self...

Never buy the cheap stuff just to save a buck. Ever!! Next time I'm going all out on NiQuil. I hate licorice or anything with that flavor!! Bek :worried:

Nyquil is the bomb diggity...there really is no substitute...we live and learn :)

PearlsNLace
12-18-2012, 09:25 PM
NTS

You are more important to your job than your job is to you. You don't have to be intimidated of your bosses they are not better than you. You do not have to be shamed for doing your best with what you where given. Let them convince YOU this project is worth sticking around for.

gotoseagrl
12-18-2012, 10:33 PM
never go walking through animal shelter in cold cold weather unless you can afford to take home hundreds of animals. it's even more heart-wrenching than going in normal weather times.

Bella~Vita
12-19-2012, 01:00 AM
NTS:

Alright, enough is enough .... dust your ass off and get to moving foreward! I'm losing patience with you ( myself ) :fastdraq:

DMW
12-19-2012, 07:52 PM
Damn ...i need to break out the desktop so that i can listen to the music.
wonder how long i am gonna go without. There are some really good songs on this site. Shit i gotta load of laundry to do.

LoyalWolfsBlade
12-20-2012, 01:26 AM
NTS

After 3 decades of smoking to go without having one for two weeks now is amazing. To do this without killing someone is miraculous. It may be one reason I am being extra grumpy. Especially when those two weeks have been cold-turkey no help from anywhere.

NTS

It is more then okay to pat yourself on the back for this accomplishment.

always2late
12-20-2012, 01:48 AM
NTS....you don't ALWAYS have to have the last word! Sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself, and the worst thing you can do to someone else...is to ignore them.

LoyalWolfsBlade
12-20-2012, 02:24 PM
NTS Do not be fooled by the beauty of the snow as it falls, instead hear the wind also and know that it will be worse in 5 hrs when you are out in it. Be prepared.

Leigh
12-20-2012, 03:28 PM
NTS ~ keep going in life, don't worry about what you cannot control and just live your life as you see fit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gaea
12-20-2012, 04:44 PM
nts---perhaps you shouldn't have :(

willow
12-23-2012, 04:11 PM
When you think you have served and shared the last pot of tea and slice of cake of the day with drop in guests wait another half hour before changing into your mismatched jammies and fluffy socks. There will be, just one more :rolleyes:

kittygrrl
12-23-2012, 04:19 PM
Dear Kitten,

I think belly farts are in order:hk13:

Little Fish
12-23-2012, 04:34 PM
NTS:

It's a roast chicken ffs, just youtube it. You totally got this.
Really.

Then you can get your Butch Scout Roast Chicken badge.
(But you'll have to wait until the jamboree to *actually* get it--but then you can sew it on the waistband of your boxerbriefs.)

sierragirrl
12-23-2012, 05:06 PM
NTS always wear a hair tie around ur wrist..it comes in handy to pull ur hair out of ur face as u clean up ur childs vomit off the floor at a cool eating establishment.

cinnamongrrl
12-23-2012, 05:14 PM
Note to self...

Next year....

GIFT CARDS....and nothing more....

no lines, no wrapping, no stupid throngs of people. no traffic...no parking shortages...no exchanges...no gift receipts...

And you can get it alllll done in October!!!

Teddybear
12-23-2012, 05:24 PM
Note to self...

Next year....

GIFT CARDS....and nothing more....

no lines, no wrapping, no stupid throngs of people. no traffic...no parking shortages...no exchanges...no gift receipts...

And you can get it alllll done in October!!!


Sounds like a great idea but willing to bet we don't do that

cinnamongrrl
01-21-2013, 05:03 PM
Note to self:

Make sure the lid of your FULL drink is secure BEFORE taking those sharp turns... :|

At least it didn't spill in my purse this time.... :seeingstars:

LoyalWolfsBlade
01-22-2013, 12:36 AM
NTS sleep is not possible with this level of pain if you do not take the medication to ease it. Stop being stubborn and thinking your super man take the damn pill!!!

cinnamongrrl
01-24-2013, 06:58 AM
NTS...

Go upstairs and do the damn yoga already! You KNOW it will make everything feel better....

LeftWriteFemme
01-24-2013, 04:27 PM
note to self......it is too cold to go out......I'm going out anyway......but it is soooo cold!

The_Lady_Snow
01-24-2013, 04:40 PM
while on your dinner date, make sure you give his cock a gentle, discreet, under the table squeeze, and of course order dessert....

falloutmk
01-24-2013, 05:30 PM
Not to self...

Remember that you are kinda zonked out and pain pills from getting your wisdom teeth out, do not make ANY big decisions from this time on until you are off them. Even though you can write coherently doesn't mean you can think in a linear way ^_^

TheMerryFairy
01-24-2013, 05:49 PM
*Long sigh* Don't forget to make a grocery list tonight. Despite having a lot of food still, you still have to get groceries every two weeks like clockwork. Oh and check for coupons too. *Mutters and refuses to think about doing this*

I enjoy grocery shopping but I just wish I didn't have to do it on my lunch tomorrow! Oh well I guess it's worth going and seeing if I can save anything to put aside for my wandering cause.

spritzerJ
01-24-2013, 06:16 PM
while on your dinner date, make sure you give his cock a gentle, discreet, under the table squeeze, and of course order dessert....

Note to self... make your self dessert and share. :)

DMW
03-18-2013, 09:50 PM
Note to self...when eating wasabi peas... refrain from sticking finger in eye.

little_ms_sunshyne
03-18-2013, 09:55 PM
Note to Self- Do not enter any searches in front of students that might pull National Geographic Pictures of the nude variety! (damn hunters and gatherers)

~ocean
03-18-2013, 11:14 PM
note to self ~~hmmmm remember to shut the hell up ~ naaaaaa not gonna happen :)))))))))))) j/k . ~ ya right ~

Hollylane
03-18-2013, 11:41 PM
AbFab is an awesome way to end a Monday Mental Health day, after a wonderful day watching post apocalyptic tv shows with my Butch...:)

gaea
03-19-2013, 11:27 AM
NTS- remember your a valuable divine human being and that at the end of the day you have done your best. Remember how precious life is and just keep your head held high and keep being you because you are amazing :)

Teddybear
03-19-2013, 12:02 PM
NTS.....ur love is valuable and is priceless. Just because others thru ur life have disagreed doesn't mean they were or are right. Remember loving someone unconditional is what r u suppose to do.

NTS...remember u have overcome so much in ur life. It has made u the person u r.

jac
04-02-2013, 05:07 PM
Note to self...

Never hover over the dishwasher when you open it after it has finished running a load... Ya just might get your eyeballs steamed over. :blink:

LOL they fogged over just like when it happens to glasses. :rofl: Yeh, I laughed... out loud even!! :superfunny:

TheMerryFairy
04-02-2013, 05:10 PM
Note to self : take it easy once in awhile.

TheMerryFairy
04-03-2013, 12:00 PM
Don't take for granted what you can do , use your skills and senses to their potential, even if it means doing things differently for a few days.

Hollylane
04-03-2013, 06:21 PM
Note(s) to self:

1) When getting up at o'dark thirty (5am), to go fishing, do not stumble out of the house again, thinking that your camisole with the built in bra, is your regular bra, that just got more comfortable out of the blue. Get up ten minutes earlier, and have some coffee before attempting to dress yourself. Just wow. I can't believe I didn't even notice this, until I had dragged my exhausted ass into the shower tonight after I got home.

2) Cleaning the fish that I caught, and removing fish scales at the lake, instead of doing it in my kitchen, was the best idea I've had ever had.

TheMerryFairy
04-03-2013, 06:49 PM
Note to self:

Remember to buy a wrist brace before work tomorrow morning - it will likely keep your customers happy and spare you painful torture!

laruss
04-05-2013, 02:09 PM
Note to self...
If you want it done, just do it yourself.

Nts...
Pick up table tomorrow so you can paint.

TheMerryFairy
04-05-2013, 02:15 PM
Don't do all of your errands at once,you'll forget things.

StrongButch
04-05-2013, 02:56 PM
Be proud of who you are.

midwest chick
04-05-2013, 10:21 PM
Peace is a state of mind---not what is happening around you.

You can/will do what it takes.

You can win, on your own 'personal best' level....don't judge your performance on others.

You will accept the outcomes.

You will not give up what you want, and not give in to others.

Accept that all things happen as they should, and help others with that concept.

~ocean
04-06-2013, 05:17 AM
note to self : Get a degree in Psychiatry b4 dating anyone ~ apparently its a requirement ~
Love & devotion cannot fix what is wrong w. some ppl ,even though it's demanded~
Get a positive ID ~
Note the warning signs between dominate & bully~
Get lawn and leaf bags @ home depot ~

MysticOceansFL
04-06-2013, 06:29 AM
Morning folks

Blade
04-06-2013, 07:13 AM
Don't forget the laptop.......................

SnackTime
04-13-2013, 08:21 PM
Remember how good the ride felt this morning, because we are doing it again on Monday.

laruss
04-14-2013, 09:01 PM
Note to Self...
Remember even though you were taught that being treated poorly is ok, it is NOT. You are important and deserve to be treated better. Stop making excuses for everyone.

TheMerryFairy
04-14-2013, 09:05 PM
Note to self : always carry an umbrella

Hollylane
04-19-2013, 08:25 AM
Note to self...

Horror movies and pain meds, are never a good combination...:|:|

jac
04-19-2013, 06:10 PM
Note to self...

When storing away crushed pineapple in a container as leftovers never slam the open container on the counter to pack it down. Ya might very well get pineapple juice in the face and hair... just sayin' :blink:

TheMerryFairy
04-19-2013, 06:43 PM
Note to self: There is no such thing as TOO MUCH Chinese take out.

midwest chick
04-20-2013, 08:11 PM
Note to self:


Have IT check bra straps prior to riding roller coasters during next
trip to amusement park...

Inked_Trinity
04-20-2013, 08:28 PM
Note to self:


Have IT check bra straps prior to riding roller coasters during next
trip to amusement park...

Also have me check to make sure "the girls" are tucked in tight!

s0litude
04-21-2013, 03:41 AM
Note to Self:

Remember that YOU are responsible for how others perceive everything you say or do. Regardless, it's your fault. You can be goofing off one minute, and the next thing you know, something is taken wrong. This, too, if your fault. So remember: the key to avoiding this is not to say any-fucking-thing that could in any way possible under any circumstances be seen as inappropriate humour or goofing off. God knows, we don't all sit around in chat laughing about sex or BDSM or any even mildly taboo topics the average person wouldn't discuss! <gasp> The fucking horror of it all!

Excuse me. I have to go wash up for Sunday School now so I can repent.

<eye roll>

deb0670
04-21-2013, 04:12 AM
Note to self: Not any good trying to cube binomials while watching almost all of Season Two of Supernatural with your daughter.

Glenn
04-21-2013, 04:55 AM
Never forget God's promise to you, and proceed with hope and courage. God always knows what you need and what is best for you.

sis
04-21-2013, 05:20 AM
ALWAYS put down the crocheting and 'pause' the NCIS rerun as the sun sets so you can bring in the laundry because you know you don't want the rainy season evening 'dew' to rinse your clothes again! :moonstars:

Soon
04-21-2013, 06:50 AM
Get some work done before the poetry reading! :glasses:

nanners
04-21-2013, 07:14 AM
Work first, play later. You'll be less stressed if you do it that way. And don't forget to send those important e-mails!

Trev
04-21-2013, 07:21 AM
Take some time to stop and enjoy the beautiful Spring

willow
04-21-2013, 02:32 PM
Stop buying slingbacks! No matter how many pairs you buy, no matter what style, no matter how much they cost, they will never, ever, stay on your feet.

StrongButch
04-21-2013, 02:37 PM
I read today that the number one thing guys like is the smell of a pumpkin pie baking! I guess its time to confess im a guy! My favorite food is pumpkin pie!

Bèsame*
04-21-2013, 02:39 PM
I read today that one of the top things guys like is the smell of a pumpkin pie baking! I guess its time to confess im a guy! My favorite food is pumpkin pie! Thank god my lover bakes awesome pies for me.
note to self...makes me wonder what the other top smells they like? Hmmmmm

StrongButch
04-21-2013, 02:46 PM
Take a poll for Unique! (LOL) Im sticking to pumpkin pie!

Inked_Trinity
04-21-2013, 03:59 PM
Don't leave piercings out as long next time! They can be a tad bit painful going back in! :|

Lasiurus_cinereus
04-21-2013, 04:09 PM
Note to self.... always trust your gut feeling about things, it is almost always right!

LoyalWolfsBlade
04-21-2013, 06:58 PM
note to self...get work things together tonight BEFORE bed 330 AM comes way to early....

laruss
04-21-2013, 06:59 PM
NTS Breathe

TheMerryFairy
04-22-2013, 01:23 PM
Note to Self: Relax and don't get hung up on what anyone else might be thinking about. Be free. Let the passion carry you.

candy_coated_bitch
04-22-2013, 05:21 PM
Note to self: Don't lose your debit card in your messy car dumb ass!!!!

little_ms_sunshyne
04-22-2013, 08:18 PM
Note to self: Enjoy life :) Why the hell not?

girl_dee
04-22-2013, 08:55 PM
Note to self ** Do not let this job take over your life, at the end of the work day leave it at the office!**

JustLovelyJenn
04-23-2013, 04:42 PM
Note to self: Coffee is NOT optional...

TheMerryFairy
04-24-2013, 02:09 PM
Note to self: Coffee is NOT optional...

No, it isn't. I would love a good cup of coffee right about now.

willow
04-24-2013, 03:23 PM
Note to self, it is a good idea to keep your thumb clear of a freshly sharpened knife when peeling and chopping vegetables.

Or don't snack of salted cashews.

JustLovelyJenn
04-24-2013, 07:16 PM
Note to self, drink more water when the sun comes out...

MissItalianDiva
04-24-2013, 07:25 PM
NTS....all that glitters isn't gold

NTS someone times just waiting out the storm is exactly where we need to be

MarquisdeShey
04-24-2013, 07:30 PM
Note to self ~

Breath! It's good for you. Perfection is what you wish for, then strive for your best.