Fun With Alternative Facts!

[Medusa]

Fact - Donald Trump is now refusing to release his tax records (more than likely due to some shady shit found within)

Alternative Fact - "Nobody cares about his tax returns so we won't waste your time by releasing them."

[C0LLETTE]

Fact: Crowd size at Inauguration were smaller than Obama's.

Alternative Fact : There were millions of people there for Trump but you just couldn't see them against the background of that white lawn covering...though a few were visible but they had special high-contrast suits on and we just didn't have enough time to give special suits to everyone.

[Shystonefem]

Fact:. Trump entered the White House with a 37% approval rating.

Alternative fact: Everyone was so excited for the freedom his inauguration promised on January 20, 2017, Trump had to make that day a National Holiday!

[*Anya*]

Fact: Trump declared his Inauguration Day a National Day of Patriotic Devotion

Alternative Fact: it doesn't sound any better in German:

Nationaler Tag der patriotischen Hingabe

[dark_crystal]

Fact: Trump packed audiences with actors at the announcement of his candidacy and with his own staff at his most recent press conference and his speech in CIA HQ on Saturday

Alternative fact: They won't be shills if i never actually pay them! And I won't pay them, believe me!

[*Anya*]

Fact: Clinton won 2.8 million more popular votes than Trump

Alternative Fact: *Without evidence, Trump tells lawmakers 3 million to 5 million illegal ballots cost him the popular vote


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/01/23/at-white-house-trump-tells-congressional-leaders-3-5-million-illegal-ballots-cost-him-the-popular-vote/?utm_term=.27dea02a1ef7

[*Anya*]

Fact: “I will always tell you the truth,” Donald Trump declares at his rallies. “I speak the truth for all of you.”

Alternative Fact: Trump lies so effortlessly, so frequently and so thoughtlessly that even this list of *101 of his biggest lies is incomplete.

Very, very, sad fact:Trump has somehow managed to largely preserve his image as an honest politician, despite the fact that he has shown himself to be nothing more than a pathological liar.



*http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/101-donald-trump-lies-the-gop-presidential-nominees-pathological-dishonesty/

[RockOn]

*Anya* ' s words about Trump (see her post above mine)

"pathological liar"

Yes, yes, yes! I could not agree more! Sometimes I am in bed just before I fall asleep and wonder to myself, "How could such a liar have been voted into office?"

Here is where my mind always goes to ....

Enough money can buy ANYTHING!
I am being totally serious now. I consider this a possibility.

[Orema]

Fact: Trump lost the popular vote to Hillary Clinton by nearly 3 million votes.

Alternate fact: Millions voted illegally.

[*Anya*]

Fact: Press secretary Sean Spicer: Mr Trump is "very, very keen in making sure we maximise use of our natural resources to America's benefit".

Alternative Fact: President Donald Trump will likely overturn a permit denial that prohibited the construction of the controversial Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL), which was the focus of months of massive protests by Native American and garnered global attention.




http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-press-conference-dakota-access-pipline-sean-spicer-white-house-a7542481.html

[C0LLETTE]

Fact: President Trump believes waterboarding is an effective way of getting information.

Alternative Fact: We are also looking into public beheadings, hanging and quartering and, particularly, "burning at the stake" which has proved particularly successful for interrogating women.

[Orema]

Fact: Whether it's executive orders stuck in the courts, U-turns on China, Israel, and NATO, or the firing of his national security adviser Mike Flynn, wherever Trump has so far hit the fast-forward button, he ends up in reverse. At best, the White House is chaotic and at worst, crazy is the new norm.

Alternative fact: Trump inherited a mess and the White House runs like a fine-tuned machine.

[Kätzchen]

Alternative Fact: Many people believe that everything Trump says is true.

Fact: Trump has lied more than 3000 times since he was elected to office over 466 days ago.

LINK: https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/01/politics/donald-trump-3000/index.html

[Medusa]

FACT: Sarah Huckabee lies her ass off every day for the President.

Alternative Fact: She is actually more trustworthy than any of the 400+ media outlets covering what she is saying and anyone saying she is lying is "bullying" her because she is a woman.

[Kätzchen]

**** B U M P ****


It's been nearly a year since anyone posted in this thread.

Fact: Two years after being placed in the WH, 45's tax returns still have not been made public and his minions are working overtime moving the goal posts and upending laws and placing monsters just like him, in top places of the American judicial system and beyond, so that monsters just like him can still control and ruin the world.

Alternative Fact: (fill this space with any gigantic lie spewed by 45 and is perpetuated by this monster's ability to evade being held accountable for all the crimes he has committed and has yet to be held accountable for).

[Orema]

Fact: Trump is a liar, crook, misogynist, and racist.

Alternative facts: Dorian was headed toward Alabama, Pence stayed at Trump’s luxury resort in Ireland because it worked out for his meetings in Dublin, he loves being photographed with his daughter Tiffany, and there really are some good people worshiping Nazis.

[Kätzchen]

FACT: After not being elected to ruin our country beyond recognition, T---p lies about absconding with Presidential Records that belong to the Republic of American citizens, facing indictment for said actions as well as facing RICO charges in Georgia, Tax Evasion charges in SDNY, and several other inconvenient truths about his criminal behaviors which has gone unchecked since he was a toddler.

ALTERNATIVE FACT: "But I appointed Special Judges to Benches across this great nation and even made it possible for Amerika to become the first fascist 'democratic' nation on earth so I could be worshipped for my insane and delusional ideas which many, many American citizens believe to be true."


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