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Doesn't anybody open the windows to get all the hot air out before turning on the A/C? Only for a moment or two. As you take your turns to ride through/get out of the parking lot the cross winds really blow the hot air out. Much more efficient, I think! ;)
Of course, I get in the car and immediately start moving as soon as the seat belt clicks. |
It was our 4th anniversary and began with an early morning snuggle. Rene surprised me by bringing me flowers at work. I surprised him by taking the rest of the day off.
We went for dinner at our favorite restaurant and had a wonderful time and had a great time celebrating our love. We then sat on our patio and enjoyed the breeze and each others company. I had some things to do inside so bent and kissed his cheek as I always do. Me: I love you, whiskers and all. There is a pause as I began walking toward the house..... Rene: Ditto!! Wonder if there will be a 5th anniversary. :blink: |
"you can let those cupcakes cookies cool up there beside the whips"
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"it would suck to be cupid"
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Conversation with a friend about her email getting "hacked" into..when in reality Hy was stoopid enough to share Hys password with someone else.
Me: Umm you're an idiot..paranoid much? Hym: Look, just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean there isn't people watching me, waiting to fuck with my head and shit. Me::cracked: |
Bella (whining to get up on my desk and lay with her pink blankie)
Belle: OMG i didnt' realize when i got a girl it was like having a kid most of the time. Bully: :| * followed by a LOT of laughter. |
I live alone, but I have a friend who hangs out at my house mainly for the normalcy in it...
*we're outside in the back parking lot in winter* Britt: You know... I just can't get good pictures these days. Me: Look. There are some dead fall sunflowers against that shabby fence. Tres photogenic. Britt: *wrinkles nose* Hipster bullshit. It's what's for breakfast. |
Putting away groceries this afternoon and handing Bully a cucumber
Belle: You know, i can carry it in my back pocket and use it when i want to. Bully: :sunglass: disclosure: I was talking about SOMETHING but it wasn't the cucumber :praying: |
talking to a friend, on phone....
ME: dangggg, I can NOT believe that...you should see what I just did HER: Wha??? Whaa??? Tell me... ME: I just finished eating a cup of Chobani Greek Yogurt..and was running my tongue inside to get rest of it... My tongue reached the bottom, which is almost 2 inches deep, and still could lick the bottom of the cup.....<grin> HER: OMG! That should be labelled a "WMD" weapon of mass destruction....:| |
"ok lay it on me"....
"stop licking my ass my ass" "no biting off the nipples" things said to the dog today :| and not by me OK add get off my hair to the list |
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M1: Come be wheat and sugar free with me this weekend. I have no lead water, a normal pap, and fresh basil. M2: You had me at normal pap. M1: Ha! M2: Too bad you don't have a juicer. M1: That can be changed.... |
My upstairs neighbour has a beautiful baritone singing voice, and likes to sing hymns while he's cleaning. Today...
Neighbour: *sings "How Can I Keep From Singing?"* Me: *chimes in on high harmony* Neighbour: *stops* Come up here and sing that to my face! :D |
Anonymous: step awayyyyyyyyy from the turnips
Anonymous: no clubbing Daddy with a turnip Anonymous: googling body armor that can sustain turnip beatings *names removed to protect the innocent* (that would be me, being a good girl!) |
"There is only only one cranky/crabby person in this relationship and that person is NOT you... "
*I can be cranky...* "No you can't...... STOP IT, I don't want to be in relationship with myself.. you are my easy going sweet girl, I want you back..." It was soon discovered that Mitmo was coming down with her yearly cold and yes, is allowed to be cranky/crabby at that time... |
My honey's 92 year old father lives with us. The other day I was making lunch for everyone and asked him what he wanted to eat
Pop: Well, I wanted to have some eggs, but we don't have any more Me: There are a dozen eggs in the fridge Pop: But they are those organic eggs (said in the same tone of voice with which someone would say "You don't have milk, you only have chocolate milk") :blink: |
(horn honking outside) " At least that wasn't a pussy horn! When I honk my horn I mean business! I don't want it to sound like some demented squirrel fart! "
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"get your tongue out of my nostril"
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"ooowww!!! I just took you're vibrator to my head!!!"
I asked for a pillow. The pillow was thrown at my head. The pillow has a built in "massager/vibrator". Nuff said! |
Both of us half-asleep...
Hym: Did you know Ipecac gets rid of ticks Me: :blink: |
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