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Old 12-13-2010, 12:26 PM   #1
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Hello Everyone!
I'm not sure if there is a thread for this or not, but I'm starting a new one anyways! Please feel free to add comments, stories, quips, quotes or just plain ole smartass things that get said in your household! I'll start it off..

Me: "The fan on this computer is loud, I'm gonna take the back off and clean it"

Miss Pink: (as I am taking screws loose off the back of the computer) "Just remember you are a PTA not a computer dude"

Me: "Parts is parts,right??"

Miss Pink just covered her eyes and shook her head
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Hello Everyone!
I'm not sure if there is a thread for this or not, but I'm starting a new one anyways! Please feel free to add comments, stories, quips, quotes or just plain ole smartass things that get said in your household! I'll start it off..

Me: "The fan on this computer is loud, I'm gonna take the back off and clean it"

Miss Pink: (as I am taking screws loose off the back of the computer) "Just remember you are a PTA not a computer dude"

Me: "Parts is parts,right??"

Miss Pink just covered her eyes and shook her head
I can so TOTALLY see that happening.

Too funny.

For sure I will be posting here.

Great thread!!!!!
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yup I actually have a log going of things we hear around this house.

One Butch Daddi and two femme girls make for some very interesting stuff!
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This convo just happened.....

Belle: How's it going?
Snack: Good just trying to get past the man eating flower.
Belle: Oh gosh. Now what is that on your back, a baby?
Snack: Yeah he helps me when i need him.

~pause.

Belle: now what's that purple thing?
Snack: I'm not sure but it's not good. It will try and eat me if i get too close to it.
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Me: Here's what we are having for dinner tonight. Herb roasted pork tenderloin with herbs de provence, after it cooks I'll let it rest for 10 minutes then add the cranberry chutney.

Shad: It's gotta rest? Is it tired from the oven???
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Me: How was the cup 'o noodles? As bad as you remembered?

Organic: No, it wasn't that bad, once I spiced it up.

Me: Oh, what did you use?

Organic: Butter.

Me: Butter's not a spice! It's lard.

Organic: Okay, then it's spicy lard.
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a little background--we have a mini dachshund that tends to forget where doggie door is

(2:30am) i am awakened by what sounds like a low whining noise

ME:dammit Shadow(the dog) you can go outside yourself
(louder whining)

Me: (louder as im throwing covers off of me) for the love of God Shadow,ur such a pain in my ass

Jo: (sleepily) honey Shadow isnt in here,it must be me snoring

Me: then roll over

Jo: that doesnt really help yanno

ME: then get some damn Breathe Right strips or something

Jo: i told you those dont help

Me: (under my breath) and you wonder why im so cranky all the time--i never get any sleep around here)

Jo: what honey?

Me: nothing--go back to sleep
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a little background--we have a mini dachshund that tends to forget where doggie door is

(2:30am) i am awakened by what sounds like a low whining noise

ME:dammit Shadow(the dog) you can go outside yourself
(louder whining)

Me: (louder as im throwing covers off of me) for the love of God Shadow,ur such a pain in my ass

Jo: (sleepily) honey Shadow isnt in here,it must be me snoring

Me: then roll over

Jo: that doesnt really help yanno

ME: then get some damn Breathe Right strips or something

Jo: i told you those dont help

Me: (under my breath) and you wonder why im so cranky all the time--i never get any sleep around here)

Jo: what honey?

Me: nothing--go back to sleep
That's funny maybe JO should go for a sleep study and see if its sleep apnea!!
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That's funny maybe JO should go for a sleep study and see if its sleep apnea!!
Jo: Honey, Lips thinks I should go for a sleep study

Scoote (grumbling): Why the hell should you go for the study?

Jo: Well why not?

Scoote (still grumbling): Cuz I'm the one that doesn't get any damn sleep.

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a little background--we have a mini dachshund that tends to forget where doggie door is

(2:30am) i am awakened by what sounds like a low whining noise

ME:dammit Shadow(the dog) you can go outside yourself
(louder whining)

Me: (louder as im throwing covers off of me) for the love of God Shadow,ur such a pain in my ass

Jo: (sleepily) honey Shadow isnt in here,it must be me snoring

Me: then roll over

Jo: that doesnt really help yanno

ME: then get some damn Breathe Right strips or something

Jo: i told you those dont help

Me: (under my breath) and you wonder why im so cranky all the time--i never get any sleep around here)

Jo: what honey?

Me: nothing--go back to sleep
As someone who has periods of being sleep-deprived due to partner snoring, thwap her upside the head with a nice fluffy pillow.

I don't know if it would help, but it sure makes me feel better.
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As someone who has periods of being sleep-deprived due to partner snoring, thwap her upside the head with a nice fluffy pillow.

I don't know if it would help, but it sure makes me feel better.

lmao...i'll have to try that bc the elbow in the ribs doesnt really work
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Jo: Honey, Lips thinks I should go for a sleep study

Scoote (grumbling): Why the hell should you go for the study?

Jo: Well why not?

Scoote (still grumbling): Cuz I'm the one that doesn't get any damn sleep.


Geez someone's getting ornery in their old age aren't they?
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JO: Santa got the "family" a silly gift
Rooster: (excitedly) what? what did Santa get us?
JO: i dont know im not santa
Rooster: uhhh yes you are!
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I got home about noon on Friday from Milwaukee....as I'm stripping off clothes
(layers from coming from sub zero weather to 75 degrees) the door bell rings.....
I put a tee shirt back on and answer the door....dude standing there...

Me: Can I help you?
Him: Is the RV in the yard for sale?
Me: Do you see a FOR SALE sign on it?
Him: No, but I thought it couldn't hurt to ask.
Me: If there isn't a FOR SALE sign that usually means something ain't for sale!
Him: How about not moving it and renting it out where it stands?
Me: I don't think so.....Nope, not in a million years!

Door slam!!


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Geez someone's getting ornery in their old age aren't they?
That's what happens with sleep deprivation.

Murder becomes a VERY reasonable solution if one has not had enough sleep.
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are you STILL getting drop ins about that RV? Put a sign on it that says "NO! I AM NOT FOR SALE!" already! LOL

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I got home about noon on Friday from Milwaukee....as I'm stripping off clothes
(layers from coming from sub zero weather to 75 degrees) the door bell rings.....
I put a tee shirt back on and answer the door....dude standing there...

Me: Can I help you?
Him: Is the RV in the yard for sale?
Me: Do you see a FOR SALE sign on it?
Him: No, but I thought it couldn't hurt to ask.
Me: If there isn't a FOR SALE sign that usually means something ain't for sale!
Him: How about not moving it and renting it out where it stands?
Me: I don't think so.....Nope, not in a million years!

Door slam!!


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I got home about noon on Friday from Milwaukee....as I'm stripping off clothes
(layers from coming from sub zero weather to 75 degrees) the door bell rings.....
I put a tee shirt back on and answer the door....dude standing there...

Me: Can I help you?
Him: Is the RV in the yard for sale?
Me: Do you see a FOR SALE sign on it?
Him: No, but I thought it couldn't hurt to ask.
Me: If there isn't a FOR SALE sign that usually means something ain't for sale!
Him: How about not moving it and renting it out where it stands?
Me: I don't think so.....Nope, not in a million years!

Door slam!!



LMAO! We have a 74 Chevy Cheyenne under the carport that has been sitting there torn apart for about 12 years and get folks stopping by weekly asking if it is for sale. Dear lord folks.. give it a rest!

PS.. Don't even ask why it is there.. LONG ass crazy momma story..

PSS.. We are looking for a small RV if ya ever change your mind! ha!
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Miss Pink: "I do. Ya broke the damn thing and then didn't take proper care of it!"

Me: "Oh yeah,there is that..."
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Me: Bear, I wish you would stop leaving your balls all over this house!

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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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