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Syr : "We need a bigger fuckery suitcase"
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Bear to girl: you can take my cane if you can get off the crutches. The big black one. It'll match your dresses.
Me: Oh boy. Bear to girl: just don't go swinging it around. It's heavy duty 10 pounds. Girl laughs Me: blink blink. Me wandering off, muttering: don't nobody piss her off in little rock |
Z talking to our pup about getting in the blankets next to me: Babygirl, what's wrong, is daddy tooting.
Me: Babe I think you toot more. Five minutes later I toot. LOL :fart: :rofl: |
Me: hey babe, can we stay at the Bareback inn again for your birthday?
Justin: the what!? Me: the Bareback inn?? Justin: (laughing) don't you mean the Back Bay Inn? Me: Ohhh hahahaha! *red face* |
"I love you very much.."
"Prove it...." "I prove it everyday by not killing you..." :praying: |
text...and cold noses
me: have you shook that headache? didn't want to wake you.
friend: I'm awake. It's still here. I'll take more meds around 10 tonight. me: sorry, sexy friend: thanks sweets. not looking too good right this minute. lol me: like Droopy? friend : pretty much me: NO PUPPY TREATS FOR YOU..only rest and meds! friend : lol..ok |
Babe you're gonna wear me out. I'm out for the count. ;)
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Me: everybody likes my chorizo.
Zimmeh: Yea, but I get it everyday. *snicker .. I was talking about the food! LMAO |
No sex before breakfast is what I told the girl this morning.... So she burst out laughing
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Belle: Do you think Christina Aguilera is pretty?
Bully: Yeah, she's pretty, but.... not as pretty as you. :insert cheesy grin: *+46637256352 points. (Yes, that's right, she is coming right along. ;) ) |
Z and I discussing what we may do Sunday.
Z: Let's go watch the game. Me: You don't want to go to the Universal Horror nights? Me: Ohh the game might be scarier (Denver @ NE) Me: *thinking* damn my babe would rather watch the game.. I score either way!! lol :) |
Papi: "I blew it up" :blink::passinggas:
Me: Going into our second bathroom to brush my teeth and leaving Hym in the living room. |
My mom talking to the baby " hold on baby grandpa has to turn me on"
I burst out laughing She said to me" your sick I meant my oxygen tank" lol |
Shit heard while at lunch (Chinese)
Me: Squinting at my fortune from my fortune cookie. "Baby, I can't read this."
Teddy: Do you need your glasses? Me: STILL trying not to need my glasses to read it. "Oh. Its Chinese." :| Teddy: Oh you cant read Chinese?? :jester: |
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My daughters Skeleton in his Princess Pull-Up because my 2yr old grandaughter said "His butt showing Momma, he needs diaper" |
chris: I promise I'm not turning metrosexual or anything. I'm holding off on tshirt buying because I'm sort of inbetween sizes.
me: sugar bear, you are way past metrosexual. me: (i guess i should hold off on calling you metrosexual til AFTER i stop asking you favors :D) chris: WUT chris: I am NOT metrosexual. me: honey. honey. you have more hair products than i have products for my whole body. chris: ERMYGOD HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STYLE IT WITHOUT PRODUCT? me: how'm i supposed to know? i just roll out of bed and look fabulous. chris: And all I have is gel, mousse, water wax, rewind, fiber, and pomade. (and he forgot to list dandruff shampoo, colorstay shampoo, and scent-free shampoo, all of which have corresponding conditioner bottles. that's totally not including the deodorant and other things. it's a good thing my apartment has two bathrooms and a ginormous cabinet, is all i'm saying.) |
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chris: You have your own special stuff with each person, right?
me: *ponders* i dunno? we can have special stuff if you want, depending on what it is :) chris: Well like...you don't use the same lines or the same boobs or stuff with every person you're dating, right? me: ...you know my boobs aren't removable, right? |
Bully: OMG Rachel and the Yankees are going to be on at the same time tonight, what will I do?
Belle: Well put it this way, Rachel is only an hour. The way baseball moves they won't even have their gloves on yet. Bully: :| (will tape the game) |
More of a "shit seen around this house"....
Skye is in the other room, chewing a rawhide. Spirit is sitting next to me as I eat an apple with peanut butter. I give Spirit a tiny bite. What does she do? She carries this tiny morsel into the other room, and sits down to eat it directly in front of Skye's face. Skye trots out and gives me the "what did you give sissy?" look. I give her a bite. Spirit comes back. They both share the last bite of my snack. :blink: Who's in charge around here anyway? :seeingstars: |
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