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no chewing required...
The other night, the 8yo mancub and I are eating Jello together.
"Mommy, do you know what the coolest thing is about Jello?" "Nope, tell me..." "It's efficient." Me: *stops eating, slowly turns to look at him* "Who. Are. You.---What does that even mean??? " he dissolves into giggles... |
pancakes....
--I'm hungry...Do I have enough leverage for pancakes?
-You are adorable... I'm working on levitating some pancakes.. You did say levitating didn't you? :blink: |
Between me and my 8yo son:
Me: "Because I'm the adult and you're the child. That's why." Him: "Mom, you're a pain in my attitude!" (shaking my head and quietly giggling as he stomps off....) |
Hym: I get to fuck you tonight, woohoo! *dances*
(please note, our schedules have not been aligned for about a month now, so sometimes planning is required!) Me: *raised eyebrow* Uhm yeah.. Who else would? Hym: *leaning down to give me a kiss before hy takes dogs out* Well, I would be just as happy cuddling you. Me: Are you telling me you'd rather cuddle? Hym: No.. I am just not feeling too well right now. Me: We can cuddle if you need to cuddle. There is always tomorrow night. I can put your needs before my wants! Hym: But I want what you need! And this is how we negotiate in our house! :sunglass: |
my workmate and i casually chatting about the iPhone..
her: hey- did you know that emoticons are uploaded into the iPhone? me: Huh? you mean you have an emoticon application? her: no- i said built in *giving me a look* me: really? where are they located at? her: all you have to do is click on the lil plant thingy.. me: let me see your phone. *so i take it and proceed to compare hers to mine* me: *after a few minutes* AH HA! i found it! *take a few more minutes and hand her her phone back* her: how'd you do that so fast? me: i don't know.. i just figured it out that it was a language and added it to my settings.. her: WOW. *holding her phone up* these things really *do* make you smarter! we proceed to crack the hell up at that!! (smart phones..smarter.. get it?) LOLOLOLOLOL |
several days ago, driving to town ...
Me: what did you take for lunch?
I think I hear Blade say "minner cheese" Me: what? say that again? Blade: minner cheese. Me: what is MINNER cheese? Blade: you know.. that cheese with stuff in it Me: oh you mean PIMENTO cheese? I thought you meant something with fish in it! like little slimy minnows! !! *LAUGHING HARD!! * minner cheese! ! Blade: yeah... (with 'you should know' tone) minner Me: you crack me up! You're accent's so funny sometimes! Blade : you always pick on me Me : MINNER cheese! ! |
Bully, just waking up. Stumbling with eyes closed to get coffee.
Belle, chipper as always, chatty. Belle "Hey what do you think about Louis Armstrong?" Bully "huh?" Belle "Haven't you heard about all the hoopla about him allegedly using drugs?" Bully "No" Belle "There is a report out that he is using drugs and had a blood transfusion this past summer" Bully, opening one eye and pouring coffee "You are not making any sense." ~ pause Bully "Do you mean Lance Armstrong?" Belle "Oh yeah, that's it" Bully "I can't handle these conversations this early. I thought you had lost your mind, Louis Armstrong has been dead for several years." |
her: "oh this roasted squash crostini looks wonderful"
me: "that is pretty" her: "these squash grow wild all over the island" me: "you know, that's a lot of work for a piece of toast" her: "go away, I'm not talking to you" her brother: "yeah it is.. what! it's true!" her: "i hate you both" :byebye: |
Chris: I don't want to go anywhere over thanksgiving, but I'd love to Skype with you. I just don't want to deal with my family. 3:30 PM
Me: then tell her you can't go because school is busy and you're spending christmas with me. 3:30 PM Me: you shouldn't make yourself miserable over the holidays to please anyone. 3:31 PM Chris: Really? I thought holidays were all about fighting families. 3:33 PM Me: well, as someone who's spent the last 6 or 7 holiday seasons having fun all by myself, i have to disagree with that :) 3:34 PM Chris: I wanna have sexy time with you. I wanna put on a turkey suit and have sex. 3:39 PM Me: ooh, a turkey suit?!!! be still my heart. 3:39 PM |
Teddy: Do you know what the Yes channel is? (on direct tv)
Me: Nope. Porn maybe? Teddy: (laughing) Well it's down in the sports section! Guess I dont know my porn stations that well after all..... or what we actually have on Direct tv for that matter :| When there's a brazilian channels it's hard to know what's what..... |
shit heard via text.....
teddy; i think bud went in the cellar but i cant find him
me; what if a monster ate him?? teddy; well, i went down there and nothing happened... me; what if the monster only likes furry tributes? teddy; well then lets put angel (my daughter's naughty cat} down there! minutes later...... teddy; i hear the kitten got a new home.... toooo much coincidence for my liking.... |
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Belle teaching her new "smart phone" her Southern TN drawl
Belle: let's go to the store and buy some eggs Phone: let's go to the store after mating :D |
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PS i think Bully has been messin with my phone!!!!!! |
LOL your smart phone understands me, ha ha.
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me to Syr as She is commenting about the smacking sound coming from the hamburger prep place.
*gotta slap the meat to get the air out, Syr* :| |
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Cinnamongrl563 and I r sitting around talking about old football players and I brought up an old Ga football player this is how the exchange went:
Me: do u know who Herschel Walker is? Cinn: of course I do Me: I have met him and used to live about 20 miles from him. He went to the University of Georgia Cinn: too bad Ga doeant have a football team :hospital-snoopy: :/ |
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