wtf? I'm assuming you jest!
Hilarious guess tho....
You ARE joking, right? Right???

yes, that would be it

No.. not joking. K actually likes it and it does add fun and giggles to an even more enjoyable morning/afternoon/evening :cheesy:

Oh MY GAY!
Why have I never heard of this?!?
I have never been motorboated, and suddenly I feel as if I've never been loved at all!
*placing motorboating ad on craigslist*
That is TOO funny!!!

I figured as much, as I've read you for years now, but just wanted to put it out there that we do exist. :)

man there sure would be a hell of a lot of chest hairs to navigate around if someone were to "motorboat" my breasts(ticles). just sayin'

<giggle>

Carry on!

This drive by brought to you by,

That someone would need one of these then:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...x-Air_boat.jpg

;)

LOLOLOLOLOL
OMG
LMAO
:p
yooze are too freakin' funny!

see this is what I dont get..........

All of us suspend reality and believe a penis shaped dildo is actually a real live cock.....butch cock. I know for myself when I strap on it's my cock. A blowjob I can feel on this detachable butch cock because that butch cock is real in my mind and her mind.

I also have had my clit be a clit and my clit has also been a cock. It all depends on what's going on (energy wise) between me and the femme in my (or her) bed. She can suck my clit or suck my cock. Whichever it is is real in my mind and her mind.

Sometimes suspending reality is (in my mind) part and parcel of this erotic dance called butch/femme.

I also know that my sexual boundaries are different with every femme I have ever been with. I have had what is typically thought of as stone relationships as well as relationships where all parts are accessible all the time. And relationships that fall in the middle. As I said my sexuality is pretty fluid.

I'm done with this derail.

oh...........frisky..........I'm not offended in any way........takes a lot more than this to offend me.

B's make me sneeze. A lot.

Very sexy (the sneezing that is). Not.

Words

That, except for I have the dick.

I have always wondered how a femme relates to her dick/cock. It can't be the same as the way a butch relates to her/hys cock.....or can it?

anyway that would be a total derail and doesn't require an answer.....

Maybe E'd like it better coming from Eric Cartman:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O37DFSa7fs"]YouTube- SOUTH PARK-FINGERBANG[/ame]

*jumping on the derail track for a sec*

However a femme wants to relate would be my opinion ;)

*jumps back off*

Good day to all...

As it is with my thought patterns...this thought just came to mind with relationship to labelling...it seems that persons label themselves based on the event taking place when they discover themselves...similar to the Native American tradition of naming a child based upon the awareness of the name giver at the time the individual presents his/her self. Or, as in religious ceremonies, where the celebrated one receives or choses another name that personifies who they are...I personally believe that we identify with the energy related to our name (label). stonefemme=7. Lucky! Now on a tangent
putting numerical value to labels here!

no antiques here
 

The site is called Butch Femme Planet . I identify as femme, I don't conform to any labels other than that. I have an identity, I know where I fit in, I don't need others approvals or acceptance, no matter how old or young they are.
THere is too much dicing and splicing, and I never understand how things get heated so over all the labels.

The sun is old but it shines just as bright. It is our most valuable antique.