|
talking with jo on the phone
ME: Honey you are not gonna believe this
Jo: what? Me: there is something living in my car Jo: oh my gosh..really? why do u think that? Me: Something or someone ate TWO of my chocolate Entenmann donuts Jo: was the box gnawed thru or opened Me: opened Jo: was ur car unlocked? Me: *snickering* no Jo: wait a minute--r u serious??? Me: no :cracked: thought i was gonna wreck the car i was laffin so hard |
Talking to a good friend of mine from Norway on voice..
Me: Whats your address? Her: you are lazy!! Me: Oh wait, I have it here on the customs form for your package. How do you say that street name??.. slowly.. Her: ((she pronounces it)) Me: ((attempts to pronounce it)) i am never going to learn how to speak norweigen!! Her: you have to pronounce the norwiegen "R" roll the "R" like this ..rrrrrr Me: well thats not going to happen.. there is nothing vibrating about my tongue.. its out of practice !! a small pause.. we brust out laughing!! |
Walking into Living Room sees Snack standing there perplexed and in deep thought.
me.... What's wrong? Snack....nothing i just can't believe she is pregnant too. me...WHO she....what? Snack...the blonde girl honey. silence me....What BLONDE girl. Snack....the one on there (points to tv) walks out giggling bout Him and His "All my children" soap opera. geeze. :sunglass: |
Quote:
|
Quote:
Who's pregnant? I may or may not used to watch AMC. |
A romantic moment from the Scoote and Jo household...
Laying in bed, Scoote's arms around me...snuggling...
Jo: I swept up that dead lizard on the kitchen floor Scoote: You could have just left it for me honey Jo: I didn't want the Prince to step on it when he got home from school Scoote: Did you just pick it up by the tail? Jo: Ick! No, I used a dust pan and just swept it up snuggling.... Scoote: So now it's in the kitchen garbage? Jo: Yep more snuggling... Scoote: Why don't you just pick it up by the tail and toss it outside? Jo: Hey, you get rid of dead lizards your way and I'll get rid of them mine more snuggling.... Scoote: okay honey |
O: I'm going to the Beat Off!
G: Really? There's a competition for that? :blink: |
Me talking to Shadow the Ninja Assassin Dog... "Shadow you would make a helluva door but you ain't worth a damn as a window...please MOVE your butt out from in front of the computer!" My father used to say this to us if we got in front of the TV when Gunsmoke was on!
|
after an 11 hr day,im barely able to move..i call Jo to meet me outside to get food and stuff
Me: (after she helped me out of car)i gotta check the mail Jo: i'll get it,you can barely move Me: its my ritual tho Jo: well not tonight Me: dammit u r busting my balls JO: you dont have any Me: because u busted them |
Quote:
|
Jess @ work yesterday:
"That's what happens when you just wrap yer lips around something and take a slurp" |
Honey, are you laughing in your sleep?
Yeah. Why, baby? You're two-thirds Tinkerbell. :stillheart: |
Pinky: (as I am in the bedroom getting out cold weather cycling gear).... "It's gonna be 20 degrees in the morning! YOU are NUTS!"
Me: "Yeh,it's gonna be cold" Pinky: But I'm getting up at the buttcrack of dawn and going with you to just stand and watch...what does that say about ME???" :cold: Me: "Welcome to the world of your cycling crackhead Papa??" :jester: |
Quote:
|
Shad's Mama (talking about thumb print cookies that she actually makes the size of HAND prints) "Sis makes them small so she'll have to get up and get them when she wants one, I don't cos I ain't got to!"
|
we both lying in bed
Me: " Blaze turn the light out !
Blaze: , You turn the light out. Me: I was in bed first! Blaze : but your closer to the light . Ugghhhhhhh |
Organic plays LOTR on the computer. One of his characters, a goblin, says "Die!" when it attacks.
I SWEAR it says "DANG!" because they have made the voice kinda high and 'squished' to make it fit the character. So, I'll walk around the apartment when he's playing saying "DANG!" when the goblin says "DIE!". It tickles me to do so and makes me laugh. Sometimes Organic laughs with me. Most of the time, he just shakes his head. :blink: |
Me and Miss Pink in the kitchen making sugar cookies last night:
Me: "What's wrong with your snowman? It looks skinny." Miss Pink: "Huh? It got a little stretched out when I picked it up to put it on the pan." Me: "No baby,that snowman looks like it's been on Jenny Craig!" I got the hairy eyeball for about two seconds, then we both busted out laughing! |
Sitting at the dinner table with Miss Pink and Snack....
Miss Pink: (while looking at the Charlie Brown Christmas tree she got at the Dollar Store)" Papa, I think we got a slutty angel on top of our tree, her skirt won't stay down!" Me: "That's ok baby,she was cheap and slutty angels need love too." :smileyXmasTree: |
i LOVE this thread
sitting on the coucjh after i got home last nite
ME: did you wash whites yet? Jo: no but i can nah thats ok i got a pair of khakis,just have to wear a belt because button came off again Jo: well get them and i'll sew it back on few minutes pass,she starts to sew and... Jo: i had this button on good last time..what did you do to pop it off? Me: grew:blink: |
| All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:23 PM. |
ButchFemmePlanet.com
All information copyright of BFP 2018