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Brrrrr!! It was cold this morning. There is still snow on the ground, it sticks between my toes too. Ick. Pop makes me a trail so I can find grass though. So it isn't as bad as it could be I suppose. Pop has to work today, so he is calling something called a taxi. Hy says as much as hy wants to, hy just cannot ride in snow. So, hy is going to be gone all day again. I hate when hy leaves, but hy always seems to make it back home. I get really excited when hy does. Hy brings me things when hy comes home sometimes. That is great. But mostly I get excited because I missed hym. Hy always gives me lots of great snuggles then. That makes me feel great. Well, I gotta get back to bed. I hope everyone had a nice holiday.
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Balls are fabulous things. They bounce. They roll. They are nice and round. They fit in my mouth just right. Plus, the ones Pop buys me squeek!! Balls are good.
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Pop took me for a ride in a car today. It was great. We drove around, looking at stuff. Hy says it is too cold for me to ride on the bike and I haven't gone anywhere for a while. So, off we went. I got a great Pop.
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WE haven't heard from Bob and wondering how he is doing?? Hopefully he is getting through the cold and snow..
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Wow!! It has been a flurry of activity here at the Bob castle. Pop has been working a lot of hours and doin' the school thing too. I think hy is about to lose hys mind actually. Hy keeps talking to the screen on this puter. Kinda frightning actually.
Anyhow, lots has happened since the last time Pop typed for me. I have been taking life slow, well as slow as a chihuahua can that is. Pop says I am high speed, low drag. Whatever that means I have not a clue. But, grampa sent Pop a check for a car. Which is wayyyyyy too cool, so now I get to go places when its cold. I sit on Pop's lap and peek out the window as we go. Very cool. Pop is pretty bummed with hys algebra grade. Hy has been bitching for days. Pretty tired of hearing about it actually. It is over and done with. Move on. Thank you. Oh, Pop bought me new balls!! I got 6 more of the tiny tennis balls. God I love those things!! I now am the proud owner of 15 balls. I am sure to hide them under the bed so that I know where they are at all times. I am slowly working through the new ones, ripping the fuzz off. I am very good at this, it is one of my many talents. Of course, I get to hear about it from Pop, but hell, he runs the floor sucking thingie about every day anyway. I have no idea why hy bitches about that. I love that thing, cause it makes shadows on the walls which I chase and bark at. Fun stuff that. Well, Pop says I gotta shut this down now, hy has homework to get to. Which means I get to sit in hys lap and help. I am very smart you know. I help with all hys homework. But the bad grade in algebra is not my fault, I had the answers right, but hy ignored me. Too bad, so sad. Neener, neener neener. Next time listen to the chihuahua Pop. Til the next time, Bob |
Wow it has been busy here at my place. Pop decided to change the room around because hy bought a new xbox with kinect. All I know is hy looks like an idiot waving at the tv. I have been keeping busy with my balls. They are still very fun, and I even have saved a couple of the tennis balls to shread at a later date. Pop brought me some beef ribs the other day. Hy said they were dog treats, but all I know is that it is dead cow and I love it.
Pop has been taking me for rides in hys car. It is a lot of fun. I sit in Pops lap and put my feet on the window and watch stuff go by. I have even had people honk at me. Scared me half silly, but it made Pop laugh. I am glad that Pop will be done with school in about a month. Man, hy is cranky. Personally, I think hy should just take a day or two off and get some sleep. Hy keeps saying it is only for a bit longer and hy will be taking a month off from school. I think hy is nuts for wanting to do something that keeps hym from sleeping. Sleep is good. I am an expert on sleeping. I do it often. Hey, spring is just around the corner though right? Pop got some parts to get the bike fixed up for the new year, so I am hyped. It is getting to be riding time. Pop says as soon as it is warm enough for hym to ride in a tshirt, I get to go. Awesome!! Well, Pop has to get ready for work so I gotta get to gettin'. Catch you all on the flip!! Bob |
I'm so glad that Bob is doing good and you are too with school and work. Have fun with Bob on the bike the warm weather is almost here!!
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Hey from Bob land!!
Well heck, Pop took me to that vet person again. I love the people there, but the poking me with sharp things has gotta go. A guy has to have standards right? That stuff stings like the dickins ok? So back off with the poking. And they stuck something up my butt too. I tried telling the guy that was wrong, but he did it anyhow. Assclown. Well, I am doing great. The vet person said I have to lay off the snacks though. That did not make me happy. Not my fault I am fluffy. But, Pop says we gotta cut back a little. No more french fries. DAMMITT!! I love those things. But, maybe when I lose the half a pound, we can get back to them. But, as the weather gets warmer, I get a bit more active with outside stuff, so I will run it off. There are some pretty girls that work at the vet place though. I was flirting with them and made Pop laugh. I can't help it if I am a shameless flirt, just built that way. I'm a stud and I know it. Women can not resist my charms. Pop should take lessons from me, hy cannot buy a date for pete's sake. Hy says that I am company enough, but I think hy needs to get out more. Hy is a little shy actually. I have been trying to tell hym that hy needs to go out. But, nothing yet. Maybe when hy can ride hy will meet people. You can never tell. Well, anyhow, Pop has homework and I have a bed calling my name. So, as always folks, keep the greasy side down. Later, Bob |
Ok, so here is the latest from the world of Bob......Pop is just about to get the bike fixed. Just waiting on one part and it will be all ready to go. I say it is about damn time. I have not been on the bike all year. Dammit!! I hate that. I love to ride. So, I am gonna have to make Pop take me alot to make up for all that lost riding time. So there. Pop also owes me lunch at Wildcreek BBQ so I will be collecting on that too. I love that place. The owner always "accidently" drops food on the floor when I am there. Very cool.
Pop also needs to get me new tennis balls, cause I ripped the covers off all the ones I got. So, I only got nakid balls right now. Kind of boring if you ask me. I also managed to rip the squeekers out of all those other ones too. So they are nakid non-squeeking balls. Not a good thing. Pop needs to get with it, right? Well, Pop says it is time for bed. Can't say why, I am not really all that tired. Been nappin' all day. Pop should get a job like mine. Look cute, eat, poop and nap. Hey, it pays the bills, yanno? Like I need money, I don't even have any pockets. So, as always, keep it between the ditches. Bob |
OMG!!! Pop has been a lazy ass, as far as keeping up with this thread. Well, what can I say, I have been here waiting for the opportunity to spew, but Pop............<shakes head>. I hear it all: I'm busy, I got school work to do, gotta go here, gotta go there, too tired........blah blah blah. And Pop calls ME a punk? Really.
Anyhow, Pop and I are considering a move. As soon as the weather gets warm that is. My grandpop is demanding a visit and I just love that guy. He is too cool for school. Not to mention the fact that he sneaks me yummy stuff when Pop isn't lookin' is awesome too!! So, Pop has said if the job thing flops, off to Missouri we go. So, time will tell on that one. Well, Pop and I spent most of the last of summer and fall riding. It was fantastic and I did get to go to my fave BBQ spot several times. Yummy. I have not been able to ride since October, but Pop promised me a ride the moment the weather hits 70, without rain. Looking forward to that. The ball situation at this point is GREAT!! At last count I own 9 tennis balls, three that squeek, 6 rubber balls, all squeek, a MASSIVE bone that I got from that Santa dude and a squeeking fire hydrant. I finally killed my squeeking gear, which was sad. It was my second toy that I ever got. But, I am sure that if I continue to be the bestest dog on the planet, I will get another one. Well, I have some important business to deal with at the moment. Pop just made the bed (again today), so I must go bury myself and snooze. It is my job, one I do very well. So with that, I hope everyone has a great day, keep it real and between the ditches. Later, Bob |
This is my princess Romee. She likes Bob.... Tell Bob and see if he's willing to give her a chance!
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Wow, she is hot!!! :bunchflowers:
I do not date much, my Pop had me "fixed" back when I was a pup. I do not understand that, I was not aware that I was broken. |
My mom fixed me too! yehaw! :-)
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To answer the question posted by a lovely person in Pop's thanks comments:
I got a massive bone, cookies, new balls, a new coat and a random set of antlers that light up on the tips. Pop thought those were really funny. Honestly, I did not see the appeal. |
Bob! How wonderful to hear what's going on with you!!
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Well, thank you lady!! Pop has been a slug. I love hym, but really? Lazy ass. I gotta go, the bed is calling. I must obey. ZZZZZZZZZ
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Good to see you Bob!
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Bob, please don't tell my :buzz cut: butch sweetie but I've got a serious crush on you!
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Hey, thanks Bro!! It is nice to get my Pop's lazy ass typing for me again. I know everyone was waiting with baited breath for my wry view of the world. :blink:
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Hi, I'm Chewy and my friend here is Obi in the PNW. If you want to see what we look like, my Mom posted pictures of us and our arch enemies in the gallery.
We are subscribing to this thread, and to the videos. Thank you for being the voice of dog for all of us. Obi Wan says "May the force be with you, and don't pay any attention to the cats. Represent." |
Thank you so much dear lady. I do hope I represent all my dog brothers and sisters out there well. Dogs rule........cats drool. :vigil:
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Dear Bob,
Were you named after my Mama's car? He takes her to work, away from me, to the supermarket, away from me, out to dinner with Papa, away from me, but sometimes, he takes us to to a place where a nice kid gives me a little round doughnut or a piece of a big doughnut. I am a lucky girl, and my Mama and Papa love me so much. They say that I am the cutest sweetest naughtiest dog ever. Did you know that I got hurt on Christmas Eve? I got hit by a car, and I had to go to the hospital for three days. I had to have medicine through a pointy needle in my front paw, and I had to have extra oxygen to breathe because my lungs were damaged. Mama visited me every day, and when I got hungry, she brought chicken and chicken soup and rice cooked with chicken soup, just for me. I still have a splint on one of my pretty legs, but I am okay. Here's one of Papa's smelly socks. :sock: Love, Bella |
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Oh no!! I am so sorry to hear that. I am very glad you are on the mend. Pop always tells me I am not to go into the road and if I do hy pops my back end!! Cars scare me anyway, so I don't go in the road anymore. Except when Pop takes me riding, and then all bets are off. I hope you continue to heal and that your cast comes off soon. And NO MORE STREET!!! That is bad. BTW, I don't do socks. But thank you for the offer. |
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And I will raise you :chocolate: (No, Pop only gives me dog chocolate.) |
Pop just got home a little while ago from hys job interview. Seems it went very well, cause hy ordered pizza, (which I get the bones from) AND brought me two kinds of cookies!! Hy always brings me cookies if something good happens, so I know that hy did good!! I am a happy boy!!!
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now I want in on this wonderful thread......
woof...woof....hey there Bob...my name is Heidi...I am a red dapple dachshund, who is an Alpha Female!!! I am a horizontal critter...running from one end to the other....lol...I OWN my vertical person...and I sometimes just let her think she is the boss of this here casa!
Anyway, I LOVE this thread...and going to subscribe....and wanted to introduce myself to you. I LOVE toys with squeakers..and I sometimes tear mine up...and those toys with the cotton batting inside...whooohoo I MAKE my own snow..my vertical person doesn't like it very much when I do so...but hey..that is what I have her here for....to suit my needs. Tennis balls..oh man...do I EVER love those! I can go through a sleeve a day if my vertical person allows it. Since I have no opposable thumbs, I AM dependent on vertical one to open the sleeve for me..and dole them out....like they are a dang ingot of gold or something...doesn't she know I am BORED...I HAVE to have something to entertain myself..she has her darn laptop and the Planet. Little does she know, I sneak on when she gets horizontal....woof woof...maybe I will run up on you in here sometime..and we can create some horizontal havoc. Hey I see there are some cats crushing on you...aren't those fun to chase??...lol...<weg>..and the treasures I can find in their "litter box"...do you like to get into those? I can go from zero to 60 MPH in 2.1 seconds..I am a "low ryder" ...slung low to the ground..so I have excellent traction on all fours..and my gears..well I can shift to high gear rather quickly! I love to get Milk Bones...and that is ANOTHER thing my vertical person does...doles those out...like I have to go out and pee or poop to get one. My vertical person also makes me do this dumb old trick..she asks..."are you a gamecock or a dead dog" of course, since I HATE those Chickens (USC Gamecocks) and am a Clemson Tiger Fan..I do as she says..I flop on my side..and lie perfectly still..and fools her EVERY time..she claps her hand and says "good girl" and I get ONE measley cookie. One would think for a feat of that magnificance I would get a chewy or TWO bones..BUT no..one stinkin' cookie...woof woof. Ok pleasure to meet you, Bob...Heidi out...have a wicked good time eating pizza "bones"...aren't our vertical people nuts...crusts DO NOT a bone make...lol..and they say a dog is dumb...uh huh...later dude.... |
Hey Heidi!!
To answer the question about cats..........not too thrilled with those things. I am what some refer to as "vertically challenged", so many times they are larger than I am. So chase them I do not. I have once or twice and got my nose smacked. It hurt, so I don't mess with them anymore. Pop said it served me right, but heck, they ran so of course I chased. I do not have access to a litter box so I have never snacked out of one. Pop says that is gross. I am not too keen on even getting my paws dirty, so hy thinks it would not be for me. Sorry to hear about your human being stingy with the cookies. Pop gives me a pp cookie every time, but I also get other things. I get one dentastick per day, Pop says it is so I don't get yak breath. As a chihuahua I am prone to dental issues and will bite even Pop if hy tries to brush my teeth. But these things work great!! I am three now and my teeth are perfect. I also have access to real beef bones and I get one busy bone a week as well. The only thing is I don't get as much food in my bowl as I normally would. But, I don't want to get all fat or nuthin'. So, I'm good with it. Anyhow, good to meet ya. TTYL!!!! Bob |
hey back at cha
hey Bob..thanks for the reply. My vertical person is occupied right now..with trying to get the desktop set up...and I had sneak access to answer your post.
That is great about those pearly whites...keep up the good work! I don't blame you for biting the hand that feeds ya..when hy comes at you with a toothbrush...just WTH are those verticals thinking doing that..I am surprised they don't run after us with toilet paper when we poop, for crying out loud! Or spray that sweet smelling stuff on us that they wear... I only got into the cat box recently when my vertical was in the hospital for 2 weeks and a friend kept me..who owned a cat. I thought it was a treat...heck how was I to know it was POOP! NO cats here...but yea I will chase them for you..I understand your being vertically challenged and all. We will stick together, Bob! MY vertical won't give me any bones..except the beef bones...and yea they are amazing to clean one's teeth with...beef bones only though. I meant to tell you..dude, you look UBER COOL in those shades for riding the Harley!! I wish I could ride around wearing some girly ones. My vertical was in a debilitating motorcycle wreck in 2006..an 81 yr old lady made an illegal U TURN and ran my vertical over..crushed the whole foot, ankle, and knee..damaged her back..soo she NO LONGER rides..I am glad she doesn't..she was laid up for 7 months..and I was afraid every day for her. She got back on once..and she said it was way too scary...a heavy ,metal cager is NO match for a biker. I am so glad she was wearing a helmet, jeans,tee shirt, safety bike boots, and a face shield. She was road rashed something fierce. Anyway, UBER COOL dude, I wil check back later..have an awesome evening. BTW I am 9.5. I will be 10 June 28! Heidi....woof woof |
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You got to meet my sissy. I miss her very much. She got cancer and there was nothing Pop could do. She went off to the rainbow bridge almost two years ago. But, I do my best to keep Pop happy. Hy misses sissy too. She taught me alot about being a good dog. She even played with me when I was a little tiny puppy and never hurt me once. We used to dog pile on the bed with Pop to make sure hy slept good.
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Hola, my name is July, but really I'm a gemini. Dad chose a gender neutral name for me, something about if he had to have a small girly dog, whatever, I like PINK, and my sweaters. I LOVE snow, I run and run and run. I like to chase cats too, but Dad calls them raccoons, and won't let me. He's mean that way. I like balls but prefer chasing sticks. Sexy rexy is my girlfriend, makes Dad tell me to get a room....what? i'm IN a room? Okay been up for 10 minutes now, goodnight, and nice to meet ya's.
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