Musings from the mind of Bob the chihuahua

Legendryder · 12-03-2010, 04:58 AM

Bob has been pestering me lately to get back to letting the world know what is on his mind. Due to money difficulties, I had to give up his website, so he no longer has a blog to vent in. I will type as he dictates so bear with me, he does have a very deep accent. Southern accent that is.

"Hey world!! Long time no speak, so to say. Life here is good, no matter what Pop says. I gots lots to eat, tons of toys and a warm bed. Don't understand why Pop is always bitching. There is also a cat here. Heh. Prime chase material if there ever was one. Pop is still pecking away on that school thing. It pisses me off sometimes. I get up in MY lap and get put back down into the floor. Back up, back down. Pop says hy will play with me later when this is done. So, I wait. It seems like a long time to me and bring hym a ball to throw. Grrrrrrr. I still wait. And wait. So up into MY lap again. And down. *sigh* I'm goin' to bed. Stupid school.
Pop says I have to go see the vet person soon. Which means I get poked with sharp stuff. Crap. I like the vet person alot, but why poke me? I didn't do nuthin'. But Pop says I am a good boy for not biting the vet person and Pop always gets me a treat after, so maybe it isn't so bad. Cause trust me, you mess with me and I WILL bite you. I'm a bad guy sometimes, yanno?
So look, I gotta go. Pop is having to go do stuff soon and I gotta go outside. Pop washed my sweater yesterday, so it smells awful. I gotta find something in the yard to make it smell as good as it did yesterday. I found something really great out there. I think it used to be an animal of some kind. Still don't understand why Pop got pissed about that. So, until I can get Pop to type for me again, you guys keep the greasy side down. That is biker speak as Pop says."

Later ya'll,

Bob

Miss Scarlett · 12-03-2010, 05:19 AM

Oh Bob! You are absolutely precious!

*subscribing to this thread by command of my cat =^..^=

morningstar55 · 12-03-2010, 06:57 AM

hahaha..... soo cute .. Legend.. lol .. love it...
looking forward to more.....

subscribing.

rlin · 12-03-2010, 10:30 AM

good to meet you bob...
im max... im old... and tired.... and i think that reading your words might substitute for getting out a little...
carry on little friend... cant wait to hear you again!

lipstixgal · 12-03-2010, 10:39 AM

Subscribing love to hear about Bob and his musings, my dogs are always into something, gotta go to the post office so see you later Bob!!

DapperButch · 12-03-2010, 12:02 PM

Hi, Bob and Max (what kind of animal are you, Max?)! Ladimus, here.

I am a shortie- Jack Russell.

I hope you don't mind me crashing your party, Bob, but I have a great story to tell about how brilliant I am. hee hee

I have been staying at my Grandmother's the last few days to keep her company and to help my Daddy out. Anyway, she decided last night that I had been a really good boy, so she gave me one of my Christmas presents early. It was a stuffed Santa. So, I did my usual thing of tearing it apart in 5 minutes, and destroying the squeeker (I am awesome at this...no toy will ever be strong enough to beat me!). Anyway, I was paying really close attention when she gave me the toy and saw that there was a second toy in the bag she took it from.

So, when she wasn't looking, after I destroyed my toy I snuck back upstairs (and I am not allowed upstairs to begin with...I have no idea why she let me come up when she gave me the toy), found the bag on the floor of her closet, and grabbed the other toy out of the bag! I brought it back downstairs and destroyed that one too! How smart am I??? I guess she will just have to buy another one for that neighbor dog...WHATEVER...she is my grandmom, shouldn't be buying stuff for other dogs anyway.

So, I just wanted to wave hello and tell Bob that I wear doggles too! My Daddy has a convertible and the rule is, if I want to ride when the top is down, my eyes need to be protected! It's ok, I got used to it after awhile. And at night, hy puts in the clear lenses so I can still see good!

Anyway, carry on dudes!

Vlasta · 01-21-2012, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Legendryder

Bob has been pestering me lately to get back to letting the world know what is on his mind. Due to money difficulties, I had to give up his website, so he no longer has a blog to vent in. I will type as he dictates so bear with me, he does have a very deep accent. Southern accent that is.

"Hey world!! Long time no speak, so to say. Life here is good, no matter what Pop says. I gots lots to eat, tons of toys and a warm bed. Don't understand why Pop is always bitching. There is also a cat here. Heh. Prime chase material if there ever was one. Pop is still pecking away on that school thing. It pisses me off sometimes. I get up in MY lap and get put back down into the floor. Back up, back down. Pop says hy will play with me later when this is done. So, I wait. It seems like a long time to me and bring hym a ball to throw. Grrrrrrr. I still wait. And wait. So up into MY lap again. And down. *sigh* I'm goin' to bed. Stupid school.
Pop says I have to go see the vet person soon. Which means I get poked with sharp stuff. Crap. I like the vet person alot, but why poke me? I didn't do nuthin'. But Pop says I am a good boy for not biting the vet person and Pop always gets me a treat after, so maybe it isn't so bad. Cause trust me, you mess with me and I WILL bite you. I'm a bad guy sometimes, yanno?
So look, I gotta go. Pop is having to go do stuff soon and I gotta go outside. Pop washed my sweater yesterday, so it smells awful. I gotta find something in the yard to make it smell as good as it did yesterday. I found something really great out there. I think it used to be an animal of some kind. Still don't understand why Pop got pissed about that. So, until I can get Pop to type for me again, you guys keep the greasy side down. That is biker speak as Pop says."

Later ya'll,

Bob

My God , Bob I just came to this thread that I didn't know existed . I know your pop pretty well so therefore I know you are well taking care of and spoil . You will live an excellent life , trust me .

sending hugs and kisses to you both

Legendryder · 01-21-2012, 08:58 PM

You got to meet my sissy. I miss her very much. She got cancer and there was nothing Pop could do. She went off to the rainbow bridge almost two years ago. But, I do my best to keep Pop happy. Hy misses sissy too. She taught me alot about being a good dog. She even played with me when I was a little tiny puppy and never hurt me once. We used to dog pile on the bed with Pop to make sure hy slept good.

Vlasta · 01-21-2012, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Legendryder

You got to meet my sissy. I miss her very much. She got cancer and there was nothing Pop could do. She went off to the rainbow bridge almost two years ago. But, I do my best to keep Pop happy. Hy misses sissy too. She taught me alot about being a good dog. She even played with me when I was a little tiny puppy and never hurt me once. We used to dog pile on the bed with Pop to make sure hy slept good.

Bob don't even tell me about your sis , I loved her very much and she lived a long and beautiful life thanks to you Pop .

Mtn · 01-21-2012, 11:57 PM

Hola, my name is July, but really I'm a gemini. Dad chose a gender neutral name for me, something about if he had to have a small girly dog, whatever, I like PINK, and my sweaters. I LOVE snow, I run and run and run. I like to chase cats too, but Dad calls them raccoons, and won't let me. He's mean that way. I like balls but prefer chasing sticks. Sexy rexy is my girlfriend, makes Dad tell me to get a room....what? i'm IN a room? Okay been up for 10 minutes now, goodnight, and nice to meet ya's.

Legendryder · 01-22-2012, 08:36 AM

Hello July!!

Wow, I am getting so many new friends here, how cool is that? Those things called raccoons, they are very mean and can put a hurtin' on ya. I suggest you listen to the advise given, those are nothing to mess with. I know my sissy managed to kill a possum once, but scared the crap out of Pop so he says. But sissy was a tough ole broad (Pop's words) and lived to kill small, furry critters. Pop says she was the best ratter hy ever knew. I never saw a rat, so I don't know exactly what that is all about, but I can bark away bad rain storms. Every time that loud noise happens, I bark. If I keep it up long enough, it stops. I have that kind of power. I also can bark away doorbells, knocking, banging sounds and anything else. I don't have a girl friend, but there have been a bunch of girls talking to me, so ya never know. Anyhow, I hear ya on the being awake more than 10 minutes, being this cool is a lot of work. On that note, I am headed back to snooze.

Catch ya on the flip!!

Bob

12-03-2010, 04:58 AM	#1
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Musings from the mind of Bob the chihuahua Bob has been pestering me lately to get back to letting the world know what is on his mind. Due to money difficulties, I had to give up his website, so he no longer has a blog to vent in. I will type as he dictates so bear with me, he does have a very deep accent. Southern accent that is. "Hey world!! Long time no speak, so to say. Life here is good, no matter what Pop says. I gots lots to eat, tons of toys and a warm bed. Don't understand why Pop is always bitching. There is also a cat here. Heh. Prime chase material if there ever was one. Pop is still pecking away on that school thing. It pisses me off sometimes. I get up in MY lap and get put back down into the floor. Back up, back down. Pop says hy will play with me later when this is done. So, I wait. It seems like a long time to me and bring hym a ball to throw. Grrrrrrr. I still wait. And wait. So up into MY lap again. And down. sigh I'm goin' to bed. Stupid school. Pop says I have to go see the vet person soon. Which means I get poked with sharp stuff. Crap. I like the vet person alot, but why poke me? I didn't do nuthin'. But Pop says I am a good boy for not biting the vet person and Pop always gets me a treat after, so maybe it isn't so bad. Cause trust me, you mess with me and I WILL bite you. I'm a bad guy sometimes, yanno? So look, I gotta go. Pop is having to go do stuff soon and I gotta go outside. Pop washed my sweater yesterday, so it smells awful. I gotta find something in the yard to make it smell as good as it did yesterday. I found something really great out there. I think it used to be an animal of some kind. Still don't understand why Pop got pissed about that. So, until I can get Pop to type for me again, you guys keep the greasy side down. That is biker speak as Pop says." Later ya'll, Bob

12-03-2010, 06:57 AM	#3
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DapperButch Roadster Guy How Do You Identify?: FTM, Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Posts: 7,745 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,545 Thanked 26,814 Times in 5,772 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Hi, Bob and Max (what kind of animal are you, Max?)! Ladimus, here. I am a shortie- Jack Russell. I hope you don't mind me crashing your party, Bob, but I have a great story to tell about how brilliant I am. hee hee I have been staying at my Grandmother's the last few days to keep her company and to help my Daddy out. Anyway, she decided last night that I had been a really good boy, so she gave me one of my Christmas presents early. It was a stuffed Santa. So, I did my usual thing of tearing it apart in 5 minutes, and destroying the squeeker (I am awesome at this...no toy will ever be strong enough to beat me!). Anyway, I was paying really close attention when she gave me the toy and saw that there was a second toy in the bag she took it from. So, when she wasn't looking, after I destroyed my toy I snuck back upstairs (and I am not allowed upstairs to begin with...I have no idea why she let me come up when she gave me the toy), found the bag on the floor of her closet, and grabbed the other toy out of the bag! I brought it back downstairs and destroyed that one too! How smart am I??? I guess she will just have to buy another one for that neighbor dog...WHATEVER...she is my grandmom, shouldn't be buying stuff for other dogs anyway. So, I just wanted to wave hello and tell Bob that I wear doggles too! My Daddy has a convertible and the rule is, if I want to ride when the top is down, my eyes need to be protected! It's ok, I got used to it after awhile. And at night, hy puts in the clear lenses so I can still see good! Anyway, carry on dudes! __________________ -Dapper Are you educated or indoctrinated?

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Mtn Member How Do You Identify?: Stone butch, daddy type Relationship Status: sylvie calls me her studmuffin Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: OR Posts: 691 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,005 Thanked 3,834 Times in 617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Hola, my name is July, but really I'm a gemini. Dad chose a gender neutral name for me, something about if he had to have a small girly dog, whatever, I like PINK, and my sweaters. I LOVE snow, I run and run and run. I like to chase cats too, but Dad calls them raccoons, and won't let me. He's mean that way. I like balls but prefer chasing sticks. Sexy rexy is my girlfriend, makes Dad tell me to get a room....what? i'm IN a room? Okay been up for 10 minutes now, goodnight, and nice to meet ya's. __________________ If you don't sleep in my bed, or sign my paycheck, your opinion probably does not matter to me...

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Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Oh Bob! You are absolutely precious! *subscribing to this thread by command of my cat =^..^=

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rlin Member How Do You Identify?: human Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: nomad Posts: 712 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,450 Thanked 1,189 Times in 451 Posts Rep Power: 1004849	good to meet you bob... im max... im old... and tired.... and i think that reading your words might substitute for getting out a little... carry on little friend... cant wait to hear you again!

01-21-2012, 08:58 PM	#8
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	You got to meet my sissy. I miss her very much. She got cancer and there was nothing Pop could do. She went off to the rainbow bridge almost two years ago. But, I do my best to keep Pop happy. Hy misses sissy too. She taught me alot about being a good dog. She even played with me when I was a little tiny puppy and never hurt me once. We used to dog pile on the bed with Pop to make sure hy slept good.

01-22-2012, 08:36 AM	#11
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Hello July!! Wow, I am getting so many new friends here, how cool is that? Those things called raccoons, they are very mean and can put a hurtin' on ya. I suggest you listen to the advise given, those are nothing to mess with. I know my sissy managed to kill a possum once, but scared the crap out of Pop so he says. But sissy was a tough ole broad (Pop's words) and lived to kill small, furry critters. Pop says she was the best ratter hy ever knew. I never saw a rat, so I don't know exactly what that is all about, but I can bark away bad rain storms. Every time that loud noise happens, I bark. If I keep it up long enough, it stops. I have that kind of power. I also can bark away doorbells, knocking, banging sounds and anything else. I don't have a girl friend, but there have been a bunch of girls talking to me, so ya never know. Anyhow, I hear ya on the being awake more than 10 minutes, being this cool is a lot of work. On that note, I am headed back to snooze. Catch ya on the flip!! Bob