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Misheard Lyrics
Hey Folks,
How many of us often misheard the lyrics of a song? :listening: I'll begin with: 1) Dido - White Flag: The part of the lyrics when she says: Well I will go down with this ship, :titantic: And I won't put my hands up and surrender. What I thought I heard: "and I won't pull my eyes out and surrender" :eek: 2) The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up: What I thought I heard: "Insomnia" instead of start me up :freak: Share yours! |
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"Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine!" I heard it as: "Homesick Werewolf, you are a dented lime" :vampire: |
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xLi39E9PbA&feature=PlayList&p=769BDA3F5B5 FEEAF&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=17"]YouTube- Redbone - Come And Get Your Love[/nomedia]
As a kid, I was sure the chorus was, "Carmen guitar love." To this day I can't sing the right lyric. |
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKC-A2fSQ3Y"]YouTube- Elton John - Bennie and the Jets (Live in Edinburgh, 1976)[/ame]
Elton John's Bennie and the Jets: He says "electric boots". I always thought it was "electric boobs" :cracked: |
My daughter, when she was a preschooler, sang, "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder. Flying pies, into the sky."
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an old friend thought forever in blue jeans (neil diamond) was a reverend in blue jeans
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my mom thought that song *every time you go away you take a piece of me with you* was
everytime you go away you take a piece of meat with you |
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiV5Ls_LVU"]YouTube- MISHEARD LYRICS - Manfred Mann - Blinded By The Light[/ame]
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I grew up in a conservative church where singing was huge. There was a hymn called "Bringing In The Sheaves", but as a child, my Mom told me I sang, "bringing in the sheets".....yes....I was a child in the days where my Mom hung our laundry on the line to dry....
It's a sweet memory...... |
Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
Real lyrics - "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" Misheard lyrics - "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" |
I heard a song tonight that aptly fits in this thread, although I have no idea what band sings it. The title was something like Oyta or Goita or something alone those lines.
I have no idea what it was supposed to be but I definitely heard something about chocolate shakes, some guy being a prick and someone being a bitch and that was only in the chorus. :shocking: |
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Ours was "bringing in the cheese" |
Flashdance Theme (by Irene Cara)
What a feeling.
Bein's believin'. I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life. Take your passion and make it happen What I heard: "take your pants off, and make it happen":pointing: |
Jordan Sparks... Battlefield
Actualy Lyric: Better go get your armor In my head: Better go get your Uncle ( I was like dang the uncle is going to kick some butt here) Smiles :frog: this thread has me crackin up.. I have so many more misheard lyrics lol be back soon |
AHAHAHAHAH ROFL these are great
Great thread Scorp |
I LOVE THIS TOPIC!!!! Good idea!
The song DREAMS by Fleetwood Mac: Thunder only happens when it's rainin'. Players only love you when they're playin'. SAY women, they will come and they will go. __ Last line is where I BELTED OUT (quite proudly at the age of 18 with a carful of teenage kids that I was "houseparent" to... GAY WOMEN, they will come and they will go...! *I couldn't understand why I got the strangest look from this one girl - who had also been on my softball team while in high school! OK, another song: AC/DC Dirty Deeds. Dirty deeds "done dirt cheap". In MY gutter brain, I was SURE it was "dirty deeds, DOWN HER CHEEK"! And I sang this, this way FOR YEARS. No decades before I realized my "boo-boo". Oops. :giggle: |
Michael Jackson: Don't stop till you get enough
Correct Lyrics: Keep on with the force dont stop, Dont stop will you get enough. What i heard: Dont stop till you get it up :/ |
Sonny and Cher- "I Got You Babe"
Correct Lyrics: I guess thats so, we don't have a pot, but at least I'm sure of all the things we got.. What I hear: I guess thats so, we don't have a cock, but at least I'm sure of all the things we got..Babe |
I almost peed myself laughing....
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Party like a rock star
I thought for the longest time, Horny like a rock star. I was shocked that, that song passed and was playing at work! Lol Lol |
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Ya know....you jest ain't right!! |
In one of her songs, Melissa Etheridge sings, "To hell with the consequence..." I heard and sang loudly until corrected, "To hell with the concert tix..." :cigar2: |
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Ain't it GRAND!!!??? :rrose::rrose::rrose: Thank you, thank you very much..... I am an acquired taste after all.... I'm not an 'off the rack' kinda gal.. |
I cant believe I'm admitting this...
Kenny Rodgers "you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel" and 3 Dog Night "Jerimiah was a bullfrog" :seeingstars: |
Rihanna "Whats My Name"
Actual Lyric: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me What I thought: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown ON a girl like me AND Alanis Morisette "You outta know" Actual Lyric: Of the cross I bear that you gave to me What I thought: Of the CROSSEYED bear that you gave to me lol Don't as me why! |
Pearl Jam: "Better man"
Real lyric: Can't find a better man Misheard lyric: Can't find amphetamine Allman Brothers: "Ramblin' Man" Real lyric: I was born a ramblin' man Misheard lyric: I was born with Ed McMann |
Michael Jackson> get down withit don't stop
what I heard>> get down with a pork chop |
Real lyrics: I see a bad moon arising... Misheard lyrics: I see a bathroom on the right.... |
Journey....Open Arms...
Lyric "So I come to you with open arms"' My youngest son, when he was about age 6, used to sing at the top of his lungs :" so I come to you, with broken arms" I still can't hear Journey sing that without smiling, and picturing that little 6 yr old..... |
Blinded by the Light?
Wrapped up like a douche.. instead of deuce... Who didn't think that is what it is???? PS love that silly song. |
Enjoy Yourself - The Jacksons
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Baby girl I've been watchin you I can wipe away that frown What I heard: Pretty girl I’ve been watching you I can microwave that frown |
WRAPPED UP LIKE A DEUCHE ..laa la laaaaa
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I've been wailing wrapped up like a douche OUT LOUD for the last 30 years??? ....I'm going to go crawl in a hole now. ;) |
FAKE Lyrics: Slow motion Walter....fire in the sky...
Real Lyrics: Smoke on the water....fire in the sky! |
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Real Lyrics.
Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer What I Heard? Hold Me Closer Tony Danza. lmfao |
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As for me, it's Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" From childhood, my best friend and I both heard, "...and his hair was purple". We were in our 20's and riding in a car with friend's husband when that song came on. We sang the "purple" line and the husband laughed himself silly. The correct lyric? "...and his hair was perfect". I don't care. I still hear "purple". |
Here you go Bliss. |
Lmao, thank you, thank you, thank you, I so needed a laugh this morning .....xoxo
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