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Misheard Lyrics
Hey Folks,
How many of us often misheard the lyrics of a song?  I'll begin with: 1) Dido - White Flag: The part of the lyrics when she says: Well I will go down with this ship,  And I won't put my hands up and surrender. What I thought I heard: "and I won't pull my eyes out and surrender"  2) The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up: What I thought I heard: "Insomnia" instead of start me up  Share yours!
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11-14-2009, 05:15 PM
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11-14-2009, 05:36 PM
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 YouTube- Redbone - Come And Get Your LoveAs a kid, I was sure the chorus was, "Carmen guitar love." To this day I can't sing the right lyric.
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11-14-2009, 05:40 PM
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Elton John's Bennie and the Jets: He says "electric boots". I always thought it was "electric boobs" 
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11-14-2009, 05:42 PM
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My daughter, when she was a preschooler, sang, "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder. Flying pies, into the sky."
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11-14-2009, 06:00 PM
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an old friend thought forever in blue jeans (neil diamond) was a reverend in blue jeans
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11-14-2009, 06:15 PM
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my mom thought that song *every time you go away you take a piece of me with you* was
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11-15-2009, 08:43 PM
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I grew up in a conservative church where singing was huge. There was a hymn called "Bringing In The Sheaves", but as a child, my Mom told me I sang, "bringing in the sheets".....yes....I was a child in the days where my Mom hung our laundry on the line to dry....
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11-15-2009, 09:02 PM
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Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
Real lyrics - "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" Misheard lyrics - "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" |
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11-16-2009, 02:52 AM
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I heard a song tonight that aptly fits in this thread, although I have no idea what band sings it. The title was something like Oyta or Goita or something alone those lines.
I have no idea what it was supposed to be but I definitely heard something about chocolate shakes, some guy being a prick and someone being a bitch and that was only in the chorus. 
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11-16-2009, 04:19 AM
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Ours was "bringing in the cheese"
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Flashdance Theme (by Irene Cara)
What a feeling.
Bein's believin'. I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life. Take your passion and make it happen What I heard: "take your pants off, and make it happen" 
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11-23-2009, 09:46 PM
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Jordan Sparks... Battlefield
Actualy Lyric: Better go get your armor In my head: Better go get your Uncle ( I was like dang the uncle is going to kick some butt here) Smiles  this thread has me crackin up.. I have so many more misheard lyrics lol be back soon |
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11-23-2009, 09:50 PM
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AHAHAHAHAH ROFL these are great
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I LOVE THIS TOPIC!!!! Good idea!
The song DREAMS by Fleetwood Mac: Thunder only happens when it's rainin'. Players only love you when they're playin'. SAY women, they will come and they will go. __ Last line is where I BELTED OUT (quite proudly at the age of 18 with a carful of teenage kids that I was "houseparent" to... GAY WOMEN, they will come and they will go...! *I couldn't understand why I got the strangest look from this one girl - who had also been on my softball team while in high school! OK, another song: AC/DC Dirty Deeds. Dirty deeds "done dirt cheap". In MY gutter brain, I was SURE it was "dirty deeds, DOWN HER CHEEK"! And I sang this, this way FOR YEARS. No decades before I realized my "boo-boo". Oops. 
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Michael Jackson: Don't stop till you get enough
Correct Lyrics: Keep on with the force dont stop, Dont stop will you get enough. What i heard: Dont stop till you get it up :/ |
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Sonny and Cher- "I Got You Babe"
Correct Lyrics: I guess thats so, we don't have a pot, but at least I'm sure of all the things we got.. What I hear: I guess thats so, we don't have a cock, but at least I'm sure of all the things we got..Babe |
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I almost peed myself laughing....
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