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Opening up a big can of whup-ass.
Now, my gentle mother never served whup-ass when we were growing up, so I have never learned the finer details of managing things when you open up a big can of whup-ass.
I have some questions and I'm wondering if some of you more knowledgeable folk could help me:
Many thanks in advance for sharing your knowledge so generously. I have a big can of whup-ass and I just don't know what to do with it, and I'd hate for it to go to waste. |
hahahha the best thing to do is make sure the Whoopass has enough time to disperse into the air...that way you can get the most outta your whoopass as you breathe it in and unleash on the unexpecting party lmfaooooooo
also i think if not properly disposed of Whoopass builds up until it bursts out of the can and therefore could injure the owner of said can of whoopass... |
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Im of the mind that Whoopass needs to be an airborne toxic event and it needs to be served up red hot for the maximum benefit to all parties involved with said whoopass can.....
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There SHOULD be a recipe book...just for Whup~Ass recipes!
Here's what *I* do..... IF, perchance, there IS any Whup~Ass remaining, I am known to toss it in my KitchenAide mixer, whipping it lightly....I find infusing a little air into pre-existing Whup~Ass makes it go further. Then, if I find no Whup~Ass is currently needed at that time, I freeze dollops of Whup~Ass in an icecube tray. It's VERY easy to pull out the right amount of Whup~Ass needed for any occasion, dethaw quickly in the micro (oh hellz yes, Whup~Ass is only effective when raging hot) and use as needed. I do hope this was helpful! :eyebat: |
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I really like the ice cube tray idea. Does it affect the whup-ass negatively in any way? |
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95% is bad quality. It's worthless and replaceable. I have put plastic over more poor quality whup-ass than anyone in my fridge. And even with the good quality, there's no guarenntee it will store for a long time, and still be good. You have to muck through alot of shyt to find good quality whup-ass. Quality, of course, is based on individual criteria. You will create this as you gain experience. Nothing gets this Italian butch off more than using some good quality whup-ass. I just use alittle hot if someone says some stupid shyt or trys to pull some crap on me, then disappear for awhile. They'll always come back for more, so always have more.
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I serve it all hot- I know no other way.....
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Wow what an amazing and totally educational thread!!!!
You see...i've never ventured into the Whup - azz isle at the store. I've always been a little shy about how one even manages to purchase the can. I usually close my eyes when i see it on the shelf not sure what i would do with it. I mean isn't there an art to even putting it in the cart and paying for it? Or....do you pay for it? There is a question in it's self. With these suggestions, maybe i'll gather up some courage and actually venture down that whup-azz isle one of these days myself. Stranger things have happened. |
BFF...I heard the stock boys have to be 21 in order to handle the cases of whoop ass and put them on the shelf!
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I firmly beleav that whoop ass should be sreved under great duress and only to those who deserve it.Then it should be handled with great justifacation wich is done swiftly and in some cases shown no mercy or forgiveness...use the whole can cuse if stored in any container tends to fester and explode in the worst places..besides it stinks real bad.
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Whoop-ass served hot with a side of reality, on a plate of common since packed in riotousness.
Then a good diet and strict menu of ignore. Works every time. |
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I have to agree with what has been said thus far, with one exception. In certain circumstances, whoopass aka whup ass aka whup-ass can and should be served cold. As cold as possible. Dry ice kind of cold so it burns to the bone.
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Laughing out loud over this thread!! Love the posts!!
WHOOOOOP ASS ....hell yeah, It's contents is HIGHLY UNDER PRESSURE, should be handled with utmost care, and NEVER UNLEASHED Accidentally, as it could cause severe pain and anguish to another unsuspecting poor soul in the way of it.(just saying)
It's explosion could blow the roof off some houses ya know. I've been there and seen that, and man it was BAAAADDDD I tell ya, I think my ear drums burst!! A GOOD DECENT CAN OF WHOOOOP ASS is always the can with a little higher price, there are GENERICS out there so don't buy those, they are NOT as AFFECTIVE as the tried and true ORIGINAL WHOOOOP ASS. heh heh heh just saying. |
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Dearest Ursy, I'm going to share something with you that my beloved mama taught me. If you have left over Whup-Ass, you didn't do it right the first time. Y0u see Whup-Ass magically attaches to the thing or person you have opened it on. By holding some back, you are doing two things. 1. You are not delivering a full serving of Whup Ass as recommended by the FDA for daily intake. 2. You risk having it go bad. And that's bad. Real bad. Because Whup-Ass has to go somewhere once opened. Unused Whup-Ass can bubble over and splatter those you love. Never a pretty sight. Now go back and use it all up like a good girl. |
Gosh, there is just so much more to whup-ass than I originally thought.
I must be careful! Thank you for all the advice, good people xoxo |
also if your not careful Whoopass has a tendency to multiply so you need to watch it very carefully that it doesnt keep expanding past the original intended person for said Whoopass.....
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