Opening up a big can of whup-ass.

Ursy · 10-04-2010, 06:45 AM

Now, my gentle mother never served whup-ass when we were growing up, so I have never learned the finer details of managing things when you open up a big can of whup-ass.

I have some questions and I'm wondering if some of you more knowledgeable folk could help me:

What do you do with the left over whup-ass? Is it ok to put some plastic wrap over it and put it in the fridge?
How long does whup-ass keep once you have opened the can?
Does whup-ass come in smaller and medium sized cans? Is there ever a situation that does not require a big can of whup-ass, where opening up a medium-sized can of whup-ass will suffice?
Do you serve your whup-ass hot or cold? Does it depend on what you serve it with? For example, if served with revenge (traditionally served cold), does the whup-ass have to be cold as well?
What does it taste like?

Many thanks in advance for sharing your knowledge so generously.
I have a big can of whup-ass and I just don't know what to do with it, and I'd hate for it to go to waste.

Mitmo01 · 10-04-2010, 07:11 AM

hahahha the best thing to do is make sure the Whoopass has enough time to disperse into the air...that way you can get the most outta your whoopass as you breathe it in and unleash on the unexpecting party lmfaooooooo

also i think if not properly disposed of Whoopass builds up until it bursts out of the can and therefore could injure the owner of said can of whoopass...

Ursy · 10-04-2010, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mitmo01

hahahha the best thing to do is make sure the Whoopass has enough time to disperse into the air...that way you can get the most outta your whoopass as you breathe it in and unleash on the unexpecting party lmfaooooooo

also i think if not properly disposed of Whoopass builds up until it bursts out of the can and therefore could injure the owner of said can of whoopass...

Oooh, very good advice, thank you. It would be tragic to be injured by one's own can of whup-ass!

Mitmo01 · 10-04-2010, 07:17 AM

Im of the mind that Whoopass needs to be an airborne toxic event and it needs to be served up red hot for the maximum benefit to all parties involved with said whoopass can.....

Diva · 10-04-2010, 07:21 AM

There SHOULD be a recipe book...just for Whup~Ass recipes!

Here's what *I* do.....

IF, perchance, there IS any Whup~Ass remaining, I am known to toss it in my KitchenAide mixer, whipping it lightly....I find infusing a little air into pre-existing Whup~Ass makes it go further.

Then, if I find no Whup~Ass is currently needed at that time, I freeze dollops of Whup~Ass in an icecube tray. It's VERY easy to pull out the right amount of Whup~Ass needed for any occasion, dethaw quickly in the micro (oh hellz yes, Whup~Ass is only effective when raging hot) and use as needed.

I do hope this was helpful!

Ursy · 10-04-2010, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Diva

There SHOULD be a recipe book...just for Whup~Ass recipes!

Here's what *I* do.....

IF, perchance, there IS any Whup~Ass remaining, I am known to toss it in my KitchenAide mixer, whipping it lightly....I find infusing a little air into pre-existing Whup~Ass makes it go further.

Then, if I find no Whup~Ass is currently needed at that time, I freeze dollops of Whup~Ass in an icecube tray. It's VERY easy to pull out the right amount of Whup~Ass needed for any occasion, dethaw quickly in the micro (oh hellz yes, Whup~Ass is only effective when raging hot) and use as needed.

I do hope this was helpful!

O Miss Diva, I knew you would have some good advice!
I really like the ice cube tray idea. Does it affect the whup-ass negatively in any way?

Ursy · 10-04-2010, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mitmo01

Im of the mind that Whoopass needs to be an airborne toxic event and it needs to be served up red hot for the maximum benefit to all parties involved with said whoopass can.....

Noted, red-hot. Thank you Mitmo01

Glenn · 10-04-2010, 09:10 AM

95% is bad quality. It's worthless and replaceable. I have put plastic over more poor quality whup-ass than anyone in my fridge. And even with the good quality, there's no guarenntee it will store for a long time, and still be good. You have to muck through alot of shyt to find good quality whup-ass. Quality, of course, is based on individual criteria. You will create this as you gain experience. Nothing gets this Italian butch off more than using some good quality whup-ass. I just use alittle hot if someone says some stupid shyt or trys to pull some crap on me, then disappear for awhile. They'll always come back for more, so always have more.

AtLast · 10-04-2010, 10:48 AM

I serve it all hot- I know no other way.....

princessbelle · 10-04-2010, 11:55 AM

Wow what an amazing and totally educational thread!!!!

You see...i've never ventured into the Whup - azz isle at the store. I've always been a little shy about how one even manages to purchase the can. I usually close my eyes when i see it on the shelf not sure what i would do with it. I mean isn't there an art to even putting it in the cart and paying for it? Or....do you pay for it? There is a question in it's self.

With these suggestions, maybe i'll gather up some courage and actually venture down that whup-azz isle one of these days myself. Stranger things have happened.

Soft*Silver · 10-04-2010, 02:52 PM

BFF...I heard the stock boys have to be 21 in order to handle the cases of whoop ass and put them on the shelf!

Rockinonahigh · 10-04-2010, 03:03 PM

I firmly beleav that whoop ass should be sreved under great duress and only to those who deserve it.Then it should be handled with great justifacation wich is done swiftly and in some cases shown no mercy or forgiveness...use the whole can cuse if stored in any container tends to fester and explode in the worst places..besides it stinks real bad.

Corkey · 10-04-2010, 03:12 PM

Whoop-ass served hot with a side of reality, on a plate of common since packed in riotousness.

Then a good diet and strict menu of ignore.

Works every time.

princessbelle · 10-04-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by softness

BFF...I heard the stock boys have to be 21 in order to handle the cases of whoop ass and put them on the shelf!

Well that is a good plan. We should protect our youth as much as possible. And, surely there is directions that come with it..on the label?

Ursy · 10-04-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by princessbelle

surely there is directions that come with it..on the label?

Well, I don't know about all the other varieties, but mine has on the label "contents under pressure". But it's very small print...

Gemme · 10-04-2010, 07:42 PM

I have to agree with what has been said thus far, with one exception. In certain circumstances, whoopass aka whup ass aka whup-ass can and should be served cold. As cold as possible. Dry ice kind of cold so it burns to the bone.

JustBeingMe · 10-04-2010, 10:04 PM

WHOOOOOP ASS ....hell yeah, It's contents is HIGHLY UNDER PRESSURE, should be handled with utmost care, and NEVER UNLEASHED Accidentally, as it could cause severe pain and anguish to another unsuspecting poor soul in the way of it.(just saying)
It's explosion could blow the roof off some houses ya know. I've been there and seen that, and man it was BAAAADDDD I tell ya, I think my ear drums burst!!
A GOOD DECENT CAN OF WHOOOOP ASS is always the can with a little higher price, there are GENERICS out there so don't buy those, they are NOT as AFFECTIVE as the tried and true ORIGINAL WHOOOOP ASS.

heh heh heh just saying.

Arwen · 10-04-2010, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ursy

Many thanks in advance for sharing your knowledge so generously.
I have a big can of whup-ass and I just don't know what to do with it, and I'd hate for it to go to waste.

Dearest Ursy, I'm going to share something with you that my beloved mama taught me.

If you have left over Whup-Ass, you didn't do it right the first time. Y0u see Whup-Ass magically attaches to the thing or person you have opened it on. By holding some back, you are doing two things.

1. You are not delivering a full serving of Whup Ass as recommended by the FDA for daily intake.
2. You risk having it go bad. And that's bad. Real bad. Because Whup-Ass has to go somewhere once opened. Unused Whup-Ass can bubble over and splatter those you love. Never a pretty sight.

Now go back and use it all up like a good girl.

Ursy · 10-05-2010, 05:59 AM

Gosh, there is just so much more to whup-ass than I originally thought.
I must be careful!

Thank you for all the advice, good people xoxo

Mitmo01 · 10-05-2010, 07:42 AM

also if your not careful Whoopass has a tendency to multiply so you need to watch it very carefully that it doesnt keep expanding past the original intended person for said Whoopass.....

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Ursy Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: Engaged Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 274 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 606 Thanked 661 Times in 206 Posts Rep Power: 2127933	Opening up a big can of whup-ass. Now, my gentle mother never served whup-ass when we were growing up, so I have never learned the finer details of managing things when you open up a big can of whup-ass. I have some questions and I'm wondering if some of you more knowledgeable folk could help me: What do you do with the left over whup-ass? Is it ok to put some plastic wrap over it and put it in the fridge? How long does whup-ass keep once you have opened the can? Does whup-ass come in smaller and medium sized cans? Is there ever a situation that does not require a big can of whup-ass, where opening up a medium-sized can of whup-ass will suffice? Do you serve your whup-ass hot or cold? Does it depend on what you serve it with? For example, if served with revenge (traditionally served cold), does the whup-ass have to be cold as well? What does it taste like? Many thanks in advance for sharing your knowledge so generously. I have a big can of whup-ass and I just don't know what to do with it, and I'd hate for it to go to waste. __________________ My art My Zazzle My Printfection

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Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	There SHOULD be a recipe book...just for Whup~Ass recipes! Here's what I do..... IF, perchance, there IS any Whup~Ass remaining, I am known to toss it in my KitchenAide mixer, whipping it lightly....I find infusing a little air into pre-existing Whup~Ass makes it go further. Then, if I find no Whup~Ass is currently needed at that time, I freeze dollops of Whup~Ass in an icecube tray. It's VERY easy to pull out the right amount of Whup~Ass needed for any occasion, dethaw quickly in the micro (oh hellz yes, Whup~Ass is only effective when raging hot) and use as needed. I do hope this was helpful!

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Ursy Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: Engaged Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 274 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 606 Thanked 661 Times in 206 Posts Rep Power: 2127933	Gosh, there is just so much more to whup-ass than I originally thought. I must be careful! Thank you for all the advice, good people xoxo __________________ My art My Zazzle My Printfection

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Mitmo01 Member How Do You Identify?: Disobedient Thing... Preferred Pronoun?: Rebel Soul in the blood..Heathen as well Relationship Status: Marked and Loved....I Belong to Her.... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Omaha Posts: 984 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,523 Thanked 1,354 Times in 579 Posts Rep Power: 927728	also if your not careful Whoopass has a tendency to multiply so you need to watch it very carefully that it doesnt keep expanding past the original intended person for said Whoopass.....