Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays? At a Ho-ho-tel!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause.
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