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Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him! Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays? At a Ho-ho-tel! How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house! What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck? A Christmas Quacker! What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause. ks- 
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