Thread: Corny jokes
View Single Post
Old 02-09-2020, 10:12 AM   #865
Kätzchen
Member

How Do You Identify?:
Femme
 

Join Date: May 2010
Location: @ home with my granddaughter, chosen friends & family. ツ
Posts: 16,122
Thanks: 29,622
Thanked 33,549 Times in 10,666 Posts
Rep Power: 21474868
Kätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST Reputation
Default

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
“Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had left a written note:
“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
__________________
“Kill the urge to be chosen:
Choose yourself.”

~ Sza

“To thrive in life, you need three bones:
A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.”

~ Reba McEntire.



Kätzchen is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to Kätzchen For This Useful Post: