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Old 02-09-2020, 10:12 AM   #865
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The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
“Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had left a written note:
“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
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