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02-09-2020, 10:12 AM
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The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
“Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had left a written note: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki.  ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor).  ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall.  ”The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.” — Spock in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982).  |
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02-09-2020, 10:22 AM
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A: By school buzz. Q: What flies around a kindergarten room at night? A: The alpha-bat. Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class? A: Look at the board and I'll go through it again.
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall. ”The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.” — Spock in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982). |
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02-09-2020, 10:28 AM
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Q: What did the math book say to the other math book?
A: I've got problems. Q: What did the calculator say to the other calculator? A: You can count on me. Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A: The teacher says "Spit your gum out;" the trains says "Choo-Choo."
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall. ”The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.” — Spock in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982). |
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02-27-2020, 07:31 AM
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02-27-2020, 11:00 AM
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02-28-2020, 05:01 PM
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02-29-2020, 05:09 AM
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