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adorable · 07-08-2010, 03:33 PM

Ohhh bee keeping? Good one SF. For sure never EVER gonna do it. I haz a phobia and hate the nasty things...yeah yeah yeah pollination WHATEVER!

Don't stick your toungue on a cold metal pole either Dylan!

Having sex on the beach, I've heard is over rated and not like the movies. Sand gets in your crevices. And if sand gets in there, then little bugs that live in the sand can get there too.

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER take your pet guinea pig outside for a walk on a nice day. I did this once and 10 seizures and one famous vet school later - the poor little thing was brought out to me in a cake box.

Heat stroke.

Don't take love, any of it, for granted.

I will live without ever whitewater rafting too. I will try to avoid mountian/rock/cave or (drunk) carside climbing in this lifetime too.

I really can live without ever seeing the inside of a volcano, experiencing an earthquake or seeing antartica.

I have seen the hoover dam, if it's on anyone's bucket list - I can save you a trip. It's water in a hole and it's about 1000 degrees outside. You can also see the grand canyon on the way to las vegas from an air controlled plane seat. I made the mistake of going and looking at that big red hole too. Walked right up to it. Yes, I ventured outside in 112 degree heat to look at a some big red rocks. Donkey's, it was suggested, could take me into that hole. Apparently, people pay to do that. Wow. Just when you think the trip couldn't possibly be worse, a poor little donkey has to cart my fat ass closer to the big red rocks of whatever is down there and back out again? hmmm. I liked donkey's too much to consider it.

I can live without ever taking a cruise. Aside from the fact that the ocean is all pretty (well it used to be before big oil got a hold of it) I prefer to see land when I look in either direction. I also have noticed more and more episodes of Forensic Files about unsuspecting partners who don't come back from cruises. I don't trust anyone surrounded by nothingness.

I will never eat the following: snails, rocky mountain oysters, squid, rabbitt, snake, monkey brains, ostritch eggs, pheasant, or raw eggs.

I will never again go to a tanning bed. I was not intended to tan. I would have to start now to have a tiny bit of color by Christmas. They are bad, bad, bad, bad for you.

07-08-2010, 03:33 PM	#1
adorable Member How Do You Identify?: Sarcastically Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home of the Yankee's Posts: 752 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,708 Thanked 2,644 Times in 590 Posts Rep Power: 12725119	Ohhh bee keeping? Good one SF. For sure never EVER gonna do it. I haz a phobia and hate the nasty things...yeah yeah yeah pollination WHATEVER! Don't stick your toungue on a cold metal pole either Dylan! Having sex on the beach, I've heard is over rated and not like the movies. Sand gets in your crevices. And if sand gets in there, then little bugs that live in the sand can get there too. DO NOT EVER EVER EVER take your pet guinea pig outside for a walk on a nice day. I did this once and 10 seizures and one famous vet school later - the poor little thing was brought out to me in a cake box. Heat stroke. Don't take love, any of it, for granted. I will live without ever whitewater rafting too. I will try to avoid mountian/rock/cave or (drunk) carside climbing in this lifetime too. I really can live without ever seeing the inside of a volcano, experiencing an earthquake or seeing antartica. I have seen the hoover dam, if it's on anyone's bucket list - I can save you a trip. It's water in a hole and it's about 1000 degrees outside. You can also see the grand canyon on the way to las vegas from an air controlled plane seat. I made the mistake of going and looking at that big red hole too. Walked right up to it. Yes, I ventured outside in 112 degree heat to look at a some big red rocks. Donkey's, it was suggested, could take me into that hole. Apparently, people pay to do that. Wow. Just when you think the trip couldn't possibly be worse, a poor little donkey has to cart my fat ass closer to the big red rocks of whatever is down there and back out again? hmmm. I liked donkey's too much to consider it. I can live without ever taking a cruise. Aside from the fact that the ocean is all pretty (well it used to be before big oil got a hold of it) I prefer to see land when I look in either direction. I also have noticed more and more episodes of Forensic Files about unsuspecting partners who don't come back from cruises. I don't trust anyone surrounded by nothingness. I will never eat the following: snails, rocky mountain oysters, squid, rabbitt, snake, monkey brains, ostritch eggs, pheasant, or raw eggs. I will never again go to a tanning bed. I was not intended to tan. I would have to start now to have a tiny bit of color by Christmas. They are bad, bad, bad, bad for you.