The Anti-Bucket List: Things Not To Do Before You Die

adorable · 07-08-2010, 03:33 PM

Ohhh bee keeping? Good one SF. For sure never EVER gonna do it. I haz a phobia and hate the nasty things...yeah yeah yeah pollination WHATEVER!

Don't stick your toungue on a cold metal pole either Dylan!

Having sex on the beach, I've heard is over rated and not like the movies. Sand gets in your crevices. And if sand gets in there, then little bugs that live in the sand can get there too.

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER take your pet guinea pig outside for a walk on a nice day. I did this once and 10 seizures and one famous vet school later - the poor little thing was brought out to me in a cake box.

Heat stroke.

Don't take love, any of it, for granted.

I will live without ever whitewater rafting too. I will try to avoid mountian/rock/cave or (drunk) carside climbing in this lifetime too.

I really can live without ever seeing the inside of a volcano, experiencing an earthquake or seeing antartica.

I have seen the hoover dam, if it's on anyone's bucket list - I can save you a trip. It's water in a hole and it's about 1000 degrees outside. You can also see the grand canyon on the way to las vegas from an air controlled plane seat. I made the mistake of going and looking at that big red hole too. Walked right up to it. Yes, I ventured outside in 112 degree heat to look at a some big red rocks. Donkey's, it was suggested, could take me into that hole. Apparently, people pay to do that. Wow. Just when you think the trip couldn't possibly be worse, a poor little donkey has to cart my fat ass closer to the big red rocks of whatever is down there and back out again? hmmm. I liked donkey's too much to consider it.

I can live without ever taking a cruise. Aside from the fact that the ocean is all pretty (well it used to be before big oil got a hold of it) I prefer to see land when I look in either direction. I also have noticed more and more episodes of Forensic Files about unsuspecting partners who don't come back from cruises. I don't trust anyone surrounded by nothingness.

I will never eat the following: snails, rocky mountain oysters, squid, rabbitt, snake, monkey brains, ostritch eggs, pheasant, or raw eggs.

I will never again go to a tanning bed. I was not intended to tan. I would have to start now to have a tiny bit of color by Christmas. They are bad, bad, bad, bad for you.

SuperFemme · 07-08-2010, 03:47 PM

adorable wins.

with the Forensic Files and disappearing cruisers.

we may be sharing the half a brain i have left.

adorable · 07-08-2010, 03:56 PM

Oh my gravy! Is that why I've been smarter then normal?
Mine misfires constantly and stops working so I KNEW it wasn't mine! LMAO!

I have to go plan a bank heist with my new smarts. What is half of a genius IQ anyway? I totally plan to use it for evil. he he he.

SuperFemme · 07-08-2010, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by adorable

Oh my gravy! Is that why I've been smarter then normal?
Mine misfires constantly and stops working so I KNEW it wasn't mine! LMAO!

I have to go plan a bank heist with my new smarts. What is half of a genius IQ anyway? I totally plan to use it for evil. he he he.

See.
That's where I fuck it up.
I only plan HALF a bank heist.
Never works.

foxyshaman · 07-08-2010, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by adorable

Having sex on the beach, I've heard is over rated and not like the movies. Sand gets in your crevices. And if sand gets in there, then little bugs that live in the sand can get there too.

I will never eat the following: snails, rocky mountain oysters, squid, rabbitt, snake, monkey brains, ostritch eggs, pheasant, or raw eggs.

Thanks Adorable for the sand creature warning... I really needed that visual and shudder... yeah me (insert OMG sound)

I have eaten raw eggs... why did someone not tell me about salmonella (sp?) I didn't get it, but I might have and that would have been bad bad bad. But whipped egg whites with sugar is good...even before you put it on the pie to cook ...honest

Squid and octopus is overrated the the opinion of my tastebuds

SuperFemme · 07-08-2010, 04:59 PM

extreme sports
raising chinchillas
square dancing
plastic surgery
enter a beauty pageant
eat frog legs (theo and his frogs ruined it)
compete on americas got talent
kite surf

Blade · 07-08-2010, 05:22 PM

jump out of a perfectly good airplane
eat liver or oysters
never ever for any reason EVER let anyone guilt me into wearing a dress, chuckling.....yeah I know it aint funny and it aint happened in about 20 something yrs either
ride a bull
pose for playgirl
walk out in front of a train

Stearns · 07-08-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

pose for playgirl

Finally gave that one up, eh?

SuperFemme · 07-08-2010, 05:44 PM

you guys are cracking me up.

Blade · 07-08-2010, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Stearns

Finally gave that one up, eh?

Well you know I just can't stand it when all the femmes come beating my drawers down, I mean doors.

JustJo · 07-08-2010, 06:57 PM

get a tattoo (needle phobic )
go bungee jumping
get a pet tarantula
firewalk on hot coals
spend an entire week alone with my sister
go back to live in the neighborhood where I grew up
work in a coal mine

Charming Texan · 07-08-2010, 07:00 PM

Hit Samuel L. Jackson over the head with a champagne bottle.

Eat one of these :

Jump on a trampoline with a mouthful of marbles.

Stearns · 07-08-2010, 05:00 PM

I wish I could say stick my tongue to a metal pole in the winter, but well.. heh heh

chase a tornado
eat sushi
catch a greased pig

moxie · 07-08-2010, 05:12 PM

get an STD
see David Hasslehoff naked
move back home
being in jail
dying alone
eat a squirrel (don't ask)
firing a gun
flying over anything potentially dangerous (like a volcano, or a bottomless pit) in a helicopter

that's all I can think of right now.

Soft*Silver · 07-08-2010, 05:37 PM

.......go butch..........

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