[Mister Bent]

Originally Posted by puregrrl

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

Denny Crane!

Originally Posted by DapperButch

Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?

Shhh. Don't give away my secret!

Tests of this theory seem to indicate not, but perhaps we could ask someone in the know.

Originally Posted by betenoire

Last time I visited your page, I was wearing a sock.



I like Dapper's theory.

Suddenly, I feel inadequate.

Clearly it's YOUR sock bringing all the ladies to the yard.

Originally Posted by betenoire

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

However, that theory - while seemingly sound - does not explain why you have relatively so many fewer hits.

Originally Posted by DapperButch

There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.

This is why you are my newest friend.

DomnNC would be, but he's a little too fixated on my pole for my personal comfort level.