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View Poll Results: Do you visit Mr Bent's visitor page because..
He's an interesting Guy 8 9.20%
Duh, I'm a Stalker 10 11.49%
I consider myself paparazzi 14 16.09%
I don't know what the hell you are talking about... 60 68.97%
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Old 01-02-2011, 06:54 PM   #41
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fuck I forgot to vote
and I may NEED to go take another look see
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Made me look. I was 7004.
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Bahahahahahahahaha!! Fantastic.

I work for a technology company I am not permitted to name online which may or may not be extremely similar to that of The Beatles' record label. And a fruit. Ahem. Anyway, I thought OUR most zealous fans were a little crazy, but...
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Old 01-02-2011, 08:08 PM   #44
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Do I look like some sort of carnival ride?
Maybe a little.
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People stalk Mister Bent to see why he is stalking me.

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The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:
ABb+ amiyesiam Chancie DapperButch+ HowSoonIsNow+ Mister Bent+ nycfembbw+ prettymissthang Rook scootebaby
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Old 01-02-2011, 08:40 PM   #46
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It's true.

I get all my news from Bent's profile.

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Old 01-02-2011, 09:03 PM   #47
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I voted, only for Snowy (Curtsey)

I have never been to Mr Bents page and I won't be giving in to peer pressure. I won't sleep tonite wondering but I won't give in!
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I confess that I peep on all things bent or twisted. Had there been a Mr. Twisted (someone feel free to take this as your SN btw) I would have "viewed" them showering as well.
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is bent.


Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.
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is bent.


Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.
That's fine. Number 1 has always worked for me.
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The time when I was visitor number 4792 I wore this:






Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.
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The time when I was visitor number 4792 I wore this:






Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.
This could be a new subset of the thread, "What were you wearing when you were visitor #...?"

According to Aristotle, my pole could use some of those artichokes.

“Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to a powder drunk in muscatel”
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:40 PM   #53
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Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:40 PM   #54
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is bent.


Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.
MY eyes, MY eyes!!! I'm scarred for life now!!!


I'm sure you all are believing that too, right?
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Default Maybe it is just simple narcissism

Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?
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This could be a new subset of the thread, "What were you wearing when you were visitor #...?"
Last time I visited your page, I was wearing a sock.



I like Dapper's theory.
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Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.
That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.
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That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.
That does sound more plausible.
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That does sound more plausible.
I am logical like Spock.
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That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.
There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.
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