01-18-2011, 10:36 AM
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Dick Cheney and the Wizard of Oz
Cheney was talking about how he might have to make a decision soon
r.e. a heart transplant. This is a good thing cuz I'm not sure
how he survived this long without having a heart.
But, then my mind wanders.....and I see Cheney as the tin man,
thumping his empty chest.
And then I wonder, which politicians would play which roles in
the rest of the cast?
Karl Rove would have the be the wizard cuz he is a brilliant
yet dangerous strategist. He would also get my vote for
the antichristbut thats a totally different wandering.
And GW would have to be the scarecrow in search of a brain.
After reading his book, "Decision Points", a brain with better
logic circuitry would be good.
The wicked witch would have to be Sarah Palin...
they look alike and both have nasty personalities.
And I can see her barking orders to a group overanxious
tea party flying monkeys.
Barney Frank would be my choice for the Cowardly Lion only
cuz I can see him standing on the House floor saying....
cmon cmon, I'll fight ya with one hand tied behind my back.
The lion suit would be a vast improvement in his wardrobe too.
I just cant decide who would play Dorothy.
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