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Kobi · 01-16-2011, 10:52 PM

My beloved Patriots
failed to execute
a comprehensive, coordinated, successful game plan
against the trash talking Jets.

I am not pleased.

Diva · 01-17-2011, 03:46 AM

So last night, I went for an extravaganza at my Sissy's house....Mmmmm.....queso and brisket and Diet Root Beer (among other things). AND a new beret, hand knit by The Mini~Berry!!!!! (It's looks great with my "Wild Artist Hair"!)

ANYway.....so I'm on my way home, yes? La, la, la......Josh Groban cranked up to the baby Jeebus (who also loves Josh Groban, btw).....and I'm at the light, about to turn onto the feeder road of I~35. I pull up next to this hot cop. I may have noticed.....

Then the light turns green, the guy ahead of me goes.....so I go, right? Isn't that what one is supPOSED to do?

And all of a sudden.....flashing red lights.

I'm thinkin'...oh dear...the red tape over my tail light must have come off in the rain.....(but I wasn't worried cuz I have the NEW tail light in the back seat....in the box.....) And I pull into a parking lot.....the cop (did I mention she was hot) comes up to my car and asks for my license and all that other stuff I have to have. And then she says....."Wait right here."

And off she goes to talk to the guy in front of me, who had also pulled into the parking lot. Don't know why.

Another officer drives up and I'm starting to get a little scared at this point....

The woman officer comes back to me and I asked, "Did I do something wrong?" (Then almost gasped because I've been told never to ask a police officer that for some reason. But I didn't KNOW!)

She said, "Yes, you ran a red light back there..."

She said, the way the lights are set up ~ and I don't know why they did it like that because it IS confusing ~ you were looking at the light at the next intersection. So was the guy in front of you. And you just followed him.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh......oh no, I said.....I'm so sorry. Ok.....(I really wanted to stick my wrists out for her to cuff me, but I refrained.) I apologized again.

She said, "I can't give you a ticket, so I'm just going to warn you to be careful."

And then, before I drove off, I noticed both officers helping the man in the other car, OUT of the car.....he may have been a little wobbly.

Rut roh.

Just another exciting evening in the life of Diva. Any day I have a brush with the law is a GOOD day! Her cuffs may have glistened in the headlights a little.......

<sigh>

BestButchBoy · 01-17-2011, 09:29 AM

Swagger is earned. It's [“Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick” ~Theodore Roosevelt].

blackboot · 01-17-2011, 01:47 PM

mmmm...mmmm...mmmmmmmm. Kona coffee.

Ms. Meander · 01-17-2011, 03:21 PM

I went to the college bookstore today to get my books and supplies. I left feeling more exhilarated and excited than I thought possible. Next week, this 38 year-old begins earning her undergraduate degree! Because I want to!

Soon · 01-17-2011, 05:52 PM

Enchantress · 01-17-2011, 06:12 PM

Beware big, ugly, heavy cinder blocks.
They are dangerous and may cause a delicate girl
to become broken or bruised.

cinderella · 01-17-2011, 06:18 PM

I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, with a WONDERFUL GUY!!

Rook · 01-17-2011, 09:40 PM

Still sleepy from a much-needed nap...which incidentally carried the added bonus of Weird..
I went from a 'sex and the city'-type narrative in Scotland, to participating in what seemed to be some trailerpark style justice..My ex was limping to a pedo's trailer, one of the "leaders" said 'let her, thats what she wants'...come nightfall, we trapped him in the outhouse, doused kerosene, set it on fire, and for some fucking reason they started chanting "sontar-ha" rapidly, I was blissfully woken up...while draggin my ass off of bed to take meds i mumbled "i need to stop watchin tv"

Canela · 01-17-2011, 09:49 PM

I'm really tired...I'm not sure why...I feel a bit overworked...not a bit, alot.

I have been burning the candle at both ends with work, family, friends, a little bit of socializing and I'm just tired...

High stress levels with the family these last few days...

Okay, enough wallowing...

Breathe in breathe out, breathe in breathe out....

Diva · 01-17-2011, 09:52 PM

My new favorite show is "Harry's Law"....with Cathy Bates.....!!!!

moxie · 01-17-2011, 09:57 PM

Is honesty and being up front about things too much to ask for?
Apparently it is.

dixie · 01-17-2011, 10:01 PM

You know, I’ve always wondered what it’s like to look through the hole on your magical photo-taker box… do you mind if I take a peek?

… WAIT. YOU’RE LOOKING AT AUNT BERTHA’S RUMP THROUGH YOUR MAGICAL PHOTO-TAKER BOX! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? … you’re a disgusting person. I’m ashamed to have ever liked you.

dixie · 01-18-2011, 05:58 AM

Kobi · 01-18-2011, 10:36 AM

Cheney was talking about how he might have to make a decision soon
r.e. a heart transplant. This is a good thing cuz I'm not sure
how he survived this long without having a heart.

But, then my mind wanders.....and I see Cheney as the tin man,
thumping his empty chest.

And then I wonder, which politicians would play which roles in
the rest of the cast?

Karl Rove would have the be the wizard cuz he is a brilliant
yet dangerous strategist. He would also get my vote for
the antichristbut thats a totally different wandering.

And GW would have to be the scarecrow in search of a brain.
After reading his book, "Decision Points", a brain with better
logic circuitry would be good.

The wicked witch would have to be Sarah Palin...
they look alike and both have nasty personalities.
And I can see her barking orders to a group overanxious
tea party flying monkeys.

Barney Frank would be my choice for the Cowardly Lion only
cuz I can see him standing on the House floor saying....
cmon cmon, I'll fight ya with one hand tied behind my back.
The lion suit would be a vast improvement in his wardrobe too.

I just cant decide who would play Dorothy.

JustJo · 01-18-2011, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi

I just cant decide who would play Dorothy.

I think Barbara Boxer might work...

I don't know how she'd rock the ruby slippers, but other than that...

lipstixgal · 01-18-2011, 12:37 PM

Oh its just one of those days where its raining and nothing to really do, oh I guess I could sew for a bit and get those new pants started and then get the elastic by tomorrow morning and some fleece for a skirt maybe or maybe I could watch some tv or look for a job at indeed.com in Austin or Orlando that would be nice to be where its warm and sunny..I really don't know..*sighs*

Sparkle · 01-18-2011, 03:15 PM

I am often amazed at my ability to procrastinate.

MsTinkerbelly · 01-18-2011, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparkle

I am often amazed at my ability to procrastinate.

Oh Amen!!!!

Leigh · 01-18-2011, 03:42 PM

01-16-2011, 10:52 PM	#5641
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,659 Times in 7,654 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	My beloved Patriots failed to execute a comprehensive, coordinated, successful game plan against the trash talking Jets. I am not pleased. __________________

01-17-2011, 03:21 PM	#5645
Ms. Meander Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Relationship Status: Ethical Nonmonogamist Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Mountains Posts: 1,520 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,706 Thanked 5,218 Times in 1,148 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I went to the college bookstore today to get my books and supplies. I left feeling more exhilarated and excited than I thought possible. Next week, this 38 year-old begins earning her undergraduate degree! Because I want to! __________________ My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart. - Maya Angelou

01-17-2011, 05:52 PM	#5646
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,099 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Happy Martin Luther King Day!

01-17-2011, 06:18 PM	#5648
cinderella Member How Do You Identify?: Pinky's mommy :) Preferred Pronoun?: Su Majestad Relationship Status: Happy with my puppy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Pocono Mtns., Pa. Posts: 1,238 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 1,501 Times in 638 Posts Rep Power: 14266108	I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, with a WONDERFUL GUY!! __________________ Who needs reality when you have Turner Classic Movies!! The is an organ of fire.

01-17-2011, 09:40 PM	#5649
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Still sleepy from a much-needed nap...which incidentally carried the added bonus of Weird.. I went from a 'sex and the city'-type narrative in Scotland, to participating in what seemed to be some trailerpark style justice..My ex was limping to a pedo's trailer, one of the "leaders" said 'let her, thats what she wants'...come nightfall, we trapped him in the outhouse, doused kerosene, set it on fire, and for some fucking reason they started chanting "sontar-ha" rapidly, I was blissfully woken up...while draggin my ass off of bed to take meds i mumbled "i need to stop watchin tv" __________________

01-17-2011, 03:46 AM	#5642
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	So last night, I went for an extravaganza at my Sissy's house....Mmmmm.....queso and brisket and Diet Root Beer (among other things). AND a new beret, hand knit by The Mini~Berry!!!!! (It's looks great with my "Wild Artist Hair"!) ANYway.....so I'm on my way home, yes? La, la, la......Josh Groban cranked up to the baby Jeebus (who also loves Josh Groban, btw).....and I'm at the light, about to turn onto the feeder road of I~35. I pull up next to this hot cop. I may have noticed..... Then the light turns green, the guy ahead of me goes.....so I go, right? Isn't that what one is supPOSED to do? And all of a sudden.....flashing red lights. I'm thinkin'...oh dear...the red tape over my tail light must have come off in the rain.....(but I wasn't worried cuz I have the NEW tail light in the back seat....in the box.....) And I pull into a parking lot.....the cop (did I mention she was hot) comes up to my car and asks for my license and all that other stuff I have to have. And then she says....."Wait right here." And off she goes to talk to the guy in front of me, who had also pulled into the parking lot. Don't know why. Another officer drives up and I'm starting to get a little scared at this point.... The woman officer comes back to me and I asked, "Did I do something wrong?" (Then almost gasped because I've been told never to ask a police officer that for some reason. But I didn't KNOW!) She said, "Yes, you ran a red light back there..." She said, the way the lights are set up ~ and I don't know why they did it like that because it IS confusing ~ you were looking at the light at the next intersection. So was the guy in front of you. And you just followed him. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh......oh no, I said.....I'm so sorry. Ok.....(I really wanted to stick my wrists out for her to cuff me, but I refrained.) I apologized again. She said, "I can't give you a ticket, so I'm just going to warn you to be careful." And then, before I drove off, I noticed both officers helping the man in the other car, OUT of the car.....he may have been a little wobbly. Rut roh. Just another exciting evening in the life of Diva. Any day I have a brush with the law is a GOOD day! Her cuffs may have glistened in the headlights a little....... <sigh>

01-17-2011, 09:29 AM	#5643
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Swagger is earned. It's [“Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick” ~Theodore Roosevelt].

01-17-2011, 01:47 PM	#5644
blackboot Member How Do You Identify?: TransgenderMasculineQueer Preferred Pronoun?: H with a y Relationship Status: fluxing the solder. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 484 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,964 Thanked 835 Times in 184 Posts Rep Power: 7482394	mmmm...mmmm...mmmmmmmm. Kona coffee.

01-17-2011, 06:12 PM	#5647
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Beware big, ugly, heavy cinder blocks. They are dangerous and may cause a delicate girl to become broken or bruised.

01-17-2011, 09:49 PM	#5650
Canela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Babe, she, her, ella Relationship Status: Well loved… Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 2,375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,643 Thanked 6,516 Times in 1,697 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I'm really tired...I'm not sure why...I feel a bit overworked...not a bit, alot. I have been burning the candle at both ends with work, family, friends, a little bit of socializing and I'm just tired... High stress levels with the family these last few days... Okay, enough wallowing... Breathe in breathe out, breathe in breathe out.... __________________ . . . . . Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you ~Nathaniel Hawthorne

01-17-2011, 09:52 PM	#5651
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	*My new favorite show is "Harry's Law"....with Cathy Bates.....!!!!*

01-17-2011, 09:57 PM	#5652
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,767 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Is honesty and being up front about things too much to ask for? Apparently it is. __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

01-17-2011, 10:01 PM	#5653
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	You know, I’ve always wondered what it’s like to look through the hole on your magical photo-taker box… do you mind if I take a peek? … WAIT. YOU’RE LOOKING AT AUNT BERTHA’S RUMP THROUGH YOUR MAGICAL PHOTO-TAKER BOX! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?* … you’re a disgusting person. I’m ashamed to have ever liked you.*

01-18-2011, 05:58 AM	#5654
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Escape!

01-18-2011, 10:36 AM	#5655
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,659 Times in 7,654 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Dick Cheney and the Wizard of Oz Cheney was talking about how he might have to make a decision soon r.e. a heart transplant. This is a good thing cuz I'm not sure how he survived this long without having a heart. But, then my mind wanders.....and I see Cheney as the tin man, thumping his empty chest. And then I wonder, which politicians would play which roles in the rest of the cast? Karl Rove would have the be the wizard cuz he is a brilliant yet dangerous strategist. He would also get my vote for the antichristbut thats a totally different wandering. And GW would have to be the scarecrow in search of a brain. After reading his book, "Decision Points", a brain with better logic circuitry would be good. The wicked witch would have to be Sarah Palin... they look alike and both have nasty personalities. And I can see her barking orders to a group overanxious tea party flying monkeys. Barney Frank would be my choice for the Cowardly Lion only cuz I can see him standing on the House floor saying.... cmon cmon, I'll fight ya with one hand tied behind my back. The lion suit would be a vast improvement in his wardrobe too. I just cant decide who would play Dorothy. __________________

01-18-2011, 12:37 PM	#5657
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	Oh its just one of those days where its raining and nothing to really do, oh I guess I could sew for a bit and get those new pants started and then get the elastic by tomorrow morning and some fleece for a skirt maybe or maybe I could watch some tv or look for a job at indeed.com in Austin or Orlando that would be nice to be where its warm and sunny..I really don't know..sighs __________________ Gail

01-18-2011, 03:15 PM	#5658
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01-18-2011, 03:42 PM	#5660
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