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Preferred Pronoun?: Her Bastard
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Me and Miss Pinky discussing a rental house...
Me: "This isn't too bad, it's out in the country, partially fenced backyard"
Miss Pinky: (looking at interior pics of home) "There's nothing like a black fridge with a white stove"
Me: "I never would have noticed if you hadn't said something"
Miss Pinky: "Well overall it isn't too bad but it's about as ugly as I can go,we can't rent anything any uglier...ok??"
Me:"So this is your ugly quotient? We can't exceed it???"
Miss Pinky is now giving me the HAIRY EYEBALL!!!
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