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06-12-2011, 05:26 PM
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Me and Miss Pinky discussing a rental house...
Me: "This isn't too bad, it's out in the country, partially fenced backyard" Miss Pinky: (looking at interior pics of home) "There's nothing like a black fridge with a white stove" Me: "I never would have noticed if you hadn't said something" Miss Pinky: "Well overall it isn't too bad but it's about as ugly as I can go,we can't rent anything any uglier...ok??" Me:"So this is your ugly quotient? We can't exceed it???" Miss Pinky is now giving me the HAIRY EYEBALL!!!
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06-12-2011, 06:09 PM
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Me: I'm going to drink my wine float and post something.
Ebon: Oh, Jesus. .gif "Say What?") Me (going to my computer and seeing that the cpu is on): Oh, crap! I left Bessie on all night! Me: (turning the monitor on and a program I never use coming up): WTF? Ebon: Oh, shit. I was watching porn and forgot to turn it off before you got home. Me: I hope you washed your hands before you typed on Bessie. 
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06-12-2011, 09:05 PM
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A VIRUS people, a VIRUS...
I was talking about a VIRUS when from the bedroom... I said laud enough for the boy and the whole world to hear...
Outlaw: "Yeah, why is it that every time I get it, it's harder AND longer?" Fishinabaggie: (said something inaudible given the snickering) I should be in bed, but I can't sleep over the din of her haughty laughter.
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06-13-2011, 04:35 PM
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Last night Ebon and I are in bed, chatting as we usually do before we go to sleep and the conversation went something like this:
Ebon: If we do break up, I'm going to stalk you. Me: What? You'll leave your fiery vagina to stalk your ex? Ebon: Yeah, and I'll watch you through the window. I'll watch you while you cook and while you watch your TV shows. Me: You'll stalk me and watch me watch TV? Ebon: Yeah. Me: That's sad. Ebon: Eh. Me: I can't get you to watch my shows with me NOW, and we're in a relationship, but you'll watch them with me while you stalk me after we've broken up? That's fucked up. Ebon: 
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06-14-2011, 05:52 PM
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Jo and i are sitting on the couch after dinner eating some Crunchn Munch i had gotten earlier at the store--seems we both are very addicted to it and we mention worrying about eating the whole box
Me:honey,i think ur right we ARE gonna eat the whole box Jo: Why you thinking im eating so fast?(she was shoveling this stuff in) Me: trying to get full quicker so you dont? Jo: no so i can get more than you! thats my baby!!
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06-14-2011, 07:20 PM
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06-14-2011, 07:26 PM
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06-14-2011, 07:30 PM
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So Simon is such a good boy. Trained him well. That is til tonight lol . I'm picking up the apt and cooking. He's usually under my feet. As I throw things in fridge away that's expired he goes in the bedroom and fleetingly I think hmmm that's weird he's usually up my ass. So I continue on and a knock comes to the door and its my neighbor. We stand there talking for a few minutes when I hear this blood curling squeal. I freak out and rush inside and he has gotten himself in the trash can after the bolognq I threw away and couldn't get out LMAO scared me to death.
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