06-13-2011, 04:35 PM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety
Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
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Last night Ebon and I are in bed, chatting as we usually do before we go to sleep and the conversation went something like this:
Ebon: If we do break up, I'm going to stalk you.
Me: What? You'll leave your fiery vagina to stalk your ex?
Ebon: Yeah, and I'll watch you through the window. I'll watch you while you cook and while you watch your TV shows.
Me: You'll stalk me and watch me watch TV?
Ebon: Yeah.
Me: That's sad.
Ebon: Eh.
Me: I can't get you to watch my shows with me NOW, and we're in a relationship, but you'll watch them with me while you stalk me after we've broken up? That's fucked up. 
Ebon:
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