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Last night Ebon and I are in bed, chatting as we usually do before we go to sleep and the conversation went something like this:
Ebon: If we do break up, I'm going to stalk you. Me: What? You'll leave your fiery vagina to stalk your ex? Ebon: Yeah, and I'll watch you through the window. I'll watch you while you cook and while you watch your TV shows. Me: You'll stalk me and watch me watch TV? Ebon: Yeah. Me: That's sad. Ebon: Eh. Me: I can't get you to watch my shows with me NOW, and we're in a relationship, but you'll watch them with me while you stalk me after we've broken up? That's fucked up. ![]() Ebon: ![]() |
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Jo and i are sitting on the couch after dinner eating some Crunchn Munch i had gotten earlier at the store--seems we both are very addicted to it and we mention worrying about eating the whole box
Me:honey,i think ur right we ARE gonna eat the whole box Jo: Why you thinking im eating so fast?(she was shoveling this stuff in) Me: trying to get full quicker so you dont? Jo: no so i can get more than you! ![]() ![]() |
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Fibber!!! I ate 2/3 of a box.
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well i figure since i exaggerate the sweet,giving,nice side of you i might as well do the same on the opposite end.
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Me to cockatoo: STOP THROWING BANANAS AT THE DOGS!
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So Simon is such a good boy. Trained him well. That is til tonight lol . I'm picking up the apt and cooking. He's usually under my feet. As I throw things in fridge away that's expired he goes in the bedroom and fleetingly I think hmmm that's weird he's usually up my ass. So I continue on and a knock comes to the door and its my neighbor. We stand there talking for a few minutes when I hear this blood curling squeal. I freak out and rush inside and he has gotten himself in the trash can after the bolognq I threw away and couldn't get out LMAO scared me to death.
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