[Gemme]

Ebon and I were driving down the road and slowed at a red light. I stopped just behind a turn in for a Sonic and then I realized that it was the entrance opening and not the exit, so I scooted up some in case someone behind me wanted in.

No sooner did I do that, but some lady took the long way around the parking lot and came up to the entrance to exit, which was blocked by me at that point. I started mumbling about her just "having" to wait until I'd pulled up and yada yada yada about her going out the wrong way and just fussing in general.

Ebon rubs my shoulder and says, "Don't beat yourself up. It's not your fault. How could you know that she'd do that? Don't worry about it. Let's talk about something else." in an incredibly annoying tone of voice.

Insert the creation, deliverance and receipt of "THE EYE" from me to him.

I say, "Do NOT dismiss me!"

Ebon says, as he pats my knee, "I'm not, honey. I'm just being patronizing."



Let's just say, the man is DAMN lucky the light changed at that moment.