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*Anya* · 09-18-2011, 06:21 AM

I went out with a male psychologist one time BCOAL (before coming out as a lesbian). We were having dinner and he said to me:

"I can tell by the way you are sitting with your pelvis tilted towards me that you want to have sex with me".

Had to laugh.

More Bad Lines:

1. "Was that love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

2. "Damn I need a broom!" "Why?" "Because I'm about to sweep you off your feet."

3. "Do you wash your pants with Windex?" "Why?" Because I can see myself in them."

09-18-2011, 06:21 AM	#10
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,456 Times in 7,283 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Bad Pick-Up Lines Redux I went out with a male psychologist one time BCOAL (before coming out as a lesbian). We were having dinner and he said to me: "I can tell by the way you are sitting with your pelvis tilted towards me that you want to have sex with me". Had to laugh. More Bad Lines: 1. "Was that love at first sight or should I walk by again?" 2. "Damn I need a broom!" "Why?" "Because I'm about to sweep you off your feet." 3. "Do you wash your pants with Windex?" "Why?" Because I can see myself in them." __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner