Bad Bar Lines and "Bodice Rippers"

*Anya* · 09-18-2011, 06:21 AM

I went out with a male psychologist one time BCOAL (before coming out as a lesbian). We were having dinner and he said to me:

"I can tell by the way you are sitting with your pelvis tilted towards me that you want to have sex with me".

Had to laugh.

More Bad Lines:

1. "Was that love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

2. "Damn I need a broom!" "Why?" "Because I'm about to sweep you off your feet."

3. "Do you wash your pants with Windex?" "Why?" Because I can see myself in them."

Quintease · 09-18-2011, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Anya/Georgia

I went out with a male psychologist one time BCOAL (before coming out as a lesbian). We were having dinner and he said to me:

"I can tell by the way you are sitting with your pelvis tilted towards me that you want to have sex with me".

Serious?

*laughing*

*Anya* · 09-18-2011, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Quintease

Serious?

*laughing*

Yes, seriously and sadly true

It was a first and last date. He did not understand why either. Another mental health professional out in the world (I can say this b/c I work in the field).

SoNotHer · 09-18-2011, 10:07 AM

I think I want to see another thread on lines/actions that brought a date to a quick close as well as a thread on the pulp and bad movies we've read/seen (because that's what we could find), but here are a few more of the best of the worst:

“Guy: ‘Do you have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”

“Save water. Shower with me.”

“If you jingle my bells, I’ll promise you a white Christmas.”

and

“Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. You want to invite your pants down?”

dixie · 09-19-2011, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SoNotHer

“Guy: ‘Do you have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”

Oh my gosh I HATE this line! lol Swap Portuguese for Italian and you would have my ex who attempted to use that line at LEAST once every couple weeks. She was big on the cheesy stuff. Used to make me wanna bang my head against the wall...lol

SoNotHer · 09-19-2011, 10:29 AM

That is a big LMAO, Dixie Lady. :-) Some of these are pretty amazingly awful.

I need to find some pulp and bodice ripper excerpts as well...

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09-19-2011, 10:29 AM	#6
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,734 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	That is a big LMAO, Dixie Lady. :-) Some of these are pretty amazingly awful. I need to find some pulp and bodice ripper excerpts as well... __________________ "In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer." ~ Albert Camus