i had been working very hard to get her to like me. i say, do i turn you on just a little a bit? she says, oh yeah. i could just slide right off this chair. ... as they say, she may have been out of my league lol.
i like silly sweet pick up lines. but not really to those i don't know. i have a friend that i will randomly say to ... do you sleep on your stomach? can i? ... makes her smile lol.
mathematics makes great lines: i'd love to find the slope of your curve.
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