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09-19-2011, 07:24 AM
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i had been working very hard to get her to like me. i say, do i turn you on just a little a bit? she says, oh yeah. i could just slide right off this chair. ... as they say, she may have been out of my league lol.
i like silly sweet pick up lines. but not really to those i don't know. i have a friend that i will randomly say to ... do you sleep on your stomach? can i? ... makes her smile lol. mathematics makes great lines: i'd love to find the slope of your curve. |
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09-19-2011, 07:37 AM
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Great thread! Makes me laugh outloud, especially since most of us have had so many bad lines used on us!
Carry on!
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