"Instabitch"? Is that a new energy drink that gives you a kick when you need it (and where you don't need it)?
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Originally Posted by persiphone
i hate gross feet. and i will stare at them thinking about how much they gross me out but i.still.can't.look.away. this includes funky toes.
unwashed hands before touching food will make me into instabitch.
i'm obsessed with the cleanliness of my kid's teeth. i must inspect them daily before i'll let him go to school/bed. i'm justified in this obsessiveness by the fact that he's gone 12 years without a cavity.
don't touch my boobies. i don't like it and you're doing it wrong anyway.
i'm so skilled at being vindictive and getting away with it that it's scary because i'm an opportunist. it's so scary that i'm very careful not to act this way cuz it's so harmful but i recognize those opportunities on a regular basis and refrain from acting on them. it's fun to play out in my head though.
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