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Originally Posted by Parker
Probably from hovering over the bowl so as to avoid touching the seat and catching imaginary diseases. 
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Originally Posted by Gemme
Not so imaginary things are able to be caught, however. I totally get the hovering, but really wish they'd just use the damn toilet seat cover or, if there's not one, put tissue on the seat.
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"If you sprinkle when you tingle, please be neat and wipe the seat".
- Sign humorously posted in Dapper's grandmother's bathroom.