Not sure if I have already put this in here sometime in the past ( I don't think so) but I'm too lazy right now to look and it's too early to care sooooo....
This woman walks into an ice cream shop and asks...
woman: can I have a chocolate cone?
attendent: we don't have any.
woman: oh. can I have a cup with a scoop of chocolate then?
attendent: we don't have any.
woman: well, then can I have a mix of chocolate and vanilla?
attendent: *deep frustrated sigh* do you see the "straw" in strawberry?
woman: uh huh?
attendent: do you see the "van" in vanilla?
woman: yes!
attendent: do you see the "freak" in chocolate?
woman: there is no freakin' chocolate!
attendent: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!
Have a nce day... and don't be pissin' off the ice cream attendent today!!
