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05-20-2012, 04:49 AM
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Not sure if I have already put this in here sometime in the past ( I don't think so) but I'm too lazy right now to look and it's too early to care sooooo....
This woman walks into an ice cream shop and asks...  woman: can I have a chocolate cone? attendent: we don't have any. woman: oh. can I have a cup with a scoop of chocolate then? attendent: we don't have any. woman: well, then can I have a mix of chocolate and vanilla? attendent: *deep frustrated sigh* do you see the "straw" in strawberry? woman: uh huh? attendent: do you see the "van" in vanilla? woman: yes! attendent: do you see the "freak" in chocolate? woman: there is no freakin' chocolate! attendent: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!  Have a nce day... and don't be pissin' off the ice cream attendent today!! 
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05-20-2012, 12:47 PM
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05-20-2012, 01:27 PM
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reading my Here & now post and realizing i used Cowboi's answer for where i was leaving for
  reckon i need to pay closer attention! |
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05-20-2012, 01:31 PM
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I was on the phone with my mom, trying to get her the tech support number for Kindle. I gave her the number then said, "Hey, they have an option to call you. Would you rather me have them just do that?"
She said, "ok, hang on a second." Then "yells" to my kids who are visiting her, "Guys, where is my phone? I need my phone, I am expecting a call." I hear my oldest saying, "um, Meme, you are talking on it." ~giggling begins~ 
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05-20-2012, 07:52 PM
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A facebook status from a friend and response from her mom...
status reads: pooped. shower and then bed. work at 5. mother: we do not need to know when you go poop! that is kinda personal. friend: I wasnt saying that I need to poop people. lol Im saying that I'm tired. lol
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05-20-2012, 10:24 PM
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OK, so first I was watching Kevin Hart on Netflix (please don't bother me about this, he's not totally PC, but neither am I all the time and he's fuckin funny)...LAUGHING my ass off...
AND then I'm reading the "Hellions" thread and come across Medusa tying a girl to the tetherball pole with a jump rope and the teacher didn't notice for awhile....in KINDERGARTEN! I'm very visual...I'm still crackin up... Thank you, Medusa! |
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05-22-2012, 06:29 PM
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I went with my daughter and grandson (2.5yo) to sibling class at the hospital. There were six other kids and various other sidecicks (parents, etc) along for the ride....
Nurse: Julain how old are you? Julian: Seven!!
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05-30-2012, 06:29 PM
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