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Ciaran · 07-01-2012, 01:21 AM

Okay, so I got a rep comment from someone on this thread who said I was "adorkable".

My mind immediately started racing towards thoughts of a prospective wedding, pre-nupital agreements and whether or not we'd start a family with children or, rather, with cats (I understand that litter training cats is easier and less stressful than potty training kids so I favour the cats option). I tend to be a quick mover and don't really do all the flirting and dating stuff as I'd rather watch baseball.

And then I looked at the comment again. I had misread it as "adorable" when it actually said "adorkable". In a second, my ego and vanity was crushed. I had always hoped to be some sort of sex idol or such like .... but, in fact, I'm incredibly dorkish. That's surprising as, whilst I'm socially inept, I can't even properly work my iPhone.

That said, I'll need to try to use this dorkish image to my advantage i.e. if I meet a really nice femme, I can now try to chat her up by saying that, although I mightn't be great in bed, I'd be happy to try to fix her hard drive. Anyone think that could work?

07-01-2012, 01:21 AM	#766
Ciaran Member How Do You Identify?: Altocalciphilic Preferred Pronoun?: Papa Smurf Relationship Status: Curmudgeonous spinster Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: London (but from Belfast) Posts: 678 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 471 Thanked 3,654 Times in 602 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Okay, so I got a rep comment from someone on this thread who said I was "adorkable". My mind immediately started racing towards thoughts of a prospective wedding, pre-nupital agreements and whether or not we'd start a family with children or, rather, with cats (I understand that litter training cats is easier and less stressful than potty training kids so I favour the cats option). I tend to be a quick mover and don't really do all the flirting and dating stuff as I'd rather watch baseball. And then I looked at the comment again. I had misread it as "adorable" when it actually said "adorkable". In a second, my ego and vanity was crushed. I had always hoped to be some sort of sex idol or such like .... but, in fact, I'm incredibly dorkish. That's surprising as, whilst I'm socially inept, I can't even properly work my iPhone. That said, I'll need to try to use this dorkish image to my advantage i.e. if I meet a really nice femme, I can now try to chat her up by saying that, although I mightn't be great in bed, I'd be happy to try to fix her hard drive. Anyone think that could work?