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Old 06-30-2012, 11:11 PM   #761
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You most definitely are! .. do you have a sledge hammar?... better watch out Mr. Nice Guy!
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Okay, so I got a rep comment from someone on this thread who said I was "adorkable".


My mind immediately started racing towards thoughts of a prospective wedding, pre-nupital agreements and whether or not we'd start a family with children or, rather, with cats (I understand that litter training cats is easier and less stressful than potty training kids so I favour the cats option). I tend to be a quick mover and don't really do all the flirting and dating stuff as I'd rather watch baseball.


And then I looked at the comment again. I had misread it as "adorable" when it actually said "adorkable". In a second, my ego and vanity was crushed. I had always hoped to be some sort of sex idol or such like .... but, in fact, I'm incredibly dorkish. That's surprising as, whilst I'm socially inept, I can't even properly work my iPhone.


That said, I'll need to try to use this dorkish image to my advantage i.e. if I meet a really nice femme, I can now try to chat her up by saying that, although I mightn't be great in bed, I'd be happy to try to fix her hard drive. Anyone think that could work?
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Old 07-01-2012, 01:27 AM   #767
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.........That said, I'll need to try to use this dorkish image to my advantage i.e. if I meet a really nice femme, I can now try to chat her up by saying that, although I mightn't be great in bed, I'd be happy to try to fix her hard drive. Anyone think that could work?
Possibly, but you might do better to tell her you'll fix her with a hard drive...
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Possibly, but you might do better to tell her you'll fix her with a hard drive...
Putting a new hard drive in the server is never a bad thing.
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Never out of.necessity. this femme sleeps nekked even in winter

It's fun to crush....its fun to flirt... And its fun to sleep nekked... Especially if your not the only one in the bed

While I have to agree with you on the fun to sleep naked part.. it's also fun to be clothed with the anticipation of taking them off sometime during the night.
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It is if it's infected with a virus and you don't take measures to protect your equipment.
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Okay, so I got a rep comment from someone on this thread who said I was "adorkable".


My mind immediately started racing towards thoughts of a prospective wedding, pre-nupital agreements and whether or not we'd start a family with children or, rather, with cats (I understand that litter training cats is easier and less stressful than potty training kids so I favour the cats option). I tend to be a quick mover and don't really do all the flirting and dating stuff as I'd rather watch baseball.


And then I looked at the comment again. I had misread it as "adorable" when it actually said "adorkable". In a second, my ego and vanity was crushed. I had always hoped to be some sort of sex idol or such like .... but, in fact, I'm incredibly dorkish. That's surprising as, whilst I'm socially inept, I can't even properly work my iPhone.


That said, I'll need to try to use this dorkish image to my advantage i.e. if I meet a really nice femme, I can now try to chat her up by saying that, although I mightn't be great in bed, I'd be happy to try to fix her hard drive. Anyone think that could work?



soooooooooo...whatcher sayin is that someone saw you for you and liked you for you and even came up with a unique word to describe you...and you're "crushed"?



duuuuuuuuuude! she made up a WORD for you!



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Whoop Whoop, look at al the posts!! Yahoo!! Ok now I've got to read them. Lol
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Yup that's me!! A fool for romance. Now do they have a smilie where I can stick my tongue out?


*** I'm going to go find one. Ha ha
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Yay it's been busy here today! It is NEVER to hot to raise some hell! Full moon is Tuesday, feeling randy is included, going out and about is, too. Who wants to join me? C'mon, it will be FUN!

Me? I am a queer femme of sorts. I am very fluid. The whole "rule book" thing makes me yawn.

Soooo who is ready for some good times? Anyone have plans for the 4th?

I just love you guys!



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