I had to post this conversation between my neighbor and I. It was a long time ago, but we still laugh about it today.
Neighbor: Lisa, you have to smell this new stuff I got.
Me: What is it?
Neighbor: Febreze.
Me: *takes bottle turns the knob, squeezes handle, turns knob, squeezes handle*. Ree, how do you get it to spray.
Neighbor: Turn the knob at the end.
Me: I did.
Neighbor: What does it say on the knob?
Me: It says "Off, No, Off, No"
Neighbor: Bust out laughing hysterically - Lisa, it "Off, ON, OFF, ON" not no.
Me: Busted out laughing from blonde moment. I was reading it upside down.
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