chris: I promise I'm not turning metrosexual or anything. I'm holding off on tshirt buying because I'm sort of inbetween sizes.
me: sugar bear, you are way past metrosexual.
me: (i guess i should hold off on calling you metrosexual til AFTER i stop asking you favors
)
chris: WUT
chris: I am NOT metrosexual.
me: honey. honey. you have more hair products than i have products for my whole body.
chris: ERMYGOD HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STYLE IT WITHOUT PRODUCT?
me: how'm i supposed to know? i just roll out of bed and look fabulous.
chris: And all I have is gel, mousse, water wax, rewind, fiber, and pomade.
(and he forgot to list dandruff shampoo, colorstay shampoo, and scent-free shampoo, all of which have corresponding conditioner bottles. that's totally not including the deodorant and other things. it's a good thing my apartment has two bathrooms and a ginormous cabinet, is all i'm saying.)