Shit Heard Around this House!!

aishah · 10-04-2012, 08:50 PM

chris: I promise I'm not turning metrosexual or anything. I'm holding off on tshirt buying because I'm sort of inbetween sizes.
me: sugar bear, you are way past metrosexual.
me: (i guess i should hold off on calling you metrosexual til AFTER i stop asking you favors

)
chris: WUT
chris: I am NOT metrosexual.
me: honey. honey. you have more hair products than i have products for my whole body.
chris: ERMYGOD HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STYLE IT WITHOUT PRODUCT?
me: how'm i supposed to know? i just roll out of bed and look fabulous.
chris: And all I have is gel, mousse, water wax, rewind, fiber, and pomade.

(and he forgot to list dandruff shampoo, colorstay shampoo, and scent-free shampoo, all of which have corresponding conditioner bottles. that's totally not including the deodorant and other things. it's a good thing my apartment has two bathrooms and a ginormous cabinet, is all i'm saying.)

10-04-2012, 08:50 PM	#11
aishah Member How Do You Identify?: queer stone femme shark baby girl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, little one Relationship Status: dating myself. Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: dallas, tx Posts: 1,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,823 Thanked 6,439 Times in 1,288 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	chris: I promise I'm not turning metrosexual or anything. I'm holding off on tshirt buying because I'm sort of inbetween sizes. me: sugar bear, you are way past metrosexual. me: (i guess i should hold off on calling you metrosexual til AFTER i stop asking you favors ) chris: WUT chris: I am NOT metrosexual. me: honey. honey. you have more hair products than i have products for my whole body. chris: ERMYGOD HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STYLE IT WITHOUT PRODUCT? me: how'm i supposed to know? i just roll out of bed and look fabulous. chris: And all I have is gel, mousse, water wax, rewind, fiber, and pomade. (and he forgot to list dandruff shampoo, colorstay shampoo, and scent-free shampoo, all of which have corresponding conditioner bottles. that's totally not including the deodorant and other things. it's a good thing my apartment has two bathrooms and a ginormous cabinet, is all i'm saying.)