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How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status: Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
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I don't want to know this!
I can’t breathe when I wear corduroy.
I always ask people if they want to see a magic trick although I dont know any magic.
I have eaten mothballs, thinking they were candy. The taste stays in your mouth for a very long time.
I always eat chocolate bunnies by eating them feet first so the rabbit suffers. I hack off the feet, the hands, the little bunny tail. Then last, I bite off their heads. If you do the head first, the bunny can't hear itself scream!
I'm petrified of skunks and I'm convinced there's always one lurking in the bushes waiting to spray me.
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