5 things you never wanted to know about me.

uglyboi · 11-25-2012, 09:40 AM

I can’t breathe when I wear corduroy.

I always ask people if they want to see a magic trick although I dont know any magic.

I have eaten mothballs, thinking they were candy. The taste stays in your mouth for a very long time.

I always eat chocolate bunnies by eating them feet first so the rabbit suffers. I hack off the feet, the hands, the little bunny tail. Then last, I bite off their heads. If you do the head first, the bunny can't hear itself scream!

I'm petrified of skunks and I'm convinced there's always one lurking in the bushes waiting to spray me.

11-25-2012, 09:40 AM	#11
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	I don't want to know this! I can’t breathe when I wear corduroy. I always ask people if they want to see a magic trick although I dont know any magic. I have eaten mothballs, thinking they were candy. The taste stays in your mouth for a very long time. I always eat chocolate bunnies by eating them feet first so the rabbit suffers. I hack off the feet, the hands, the little bunny tail. Then last, I bite off their heads. If you do the head first, the bunny can't hear itself scream! I'm petrified of skunks and I'm convinced there's always one lurking in the bushes waiting to spray me.