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Old 11-26-2011, 12:44 AM   #1
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I thought you preferred to face the door.
That's why I let you sit facing the door.
yes dear that is a big pert of it I have to see what is coming

one more thing I am a damn GRUMPY bastard if I do not have my coffee and my sweetie will back me up on that
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Old 11-26-2011, 12:46 AM   #2
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yes dear that is a big pert of it I have to see what is coming

one more thing I am a damn GRUMPY bastard if I do not have my coffee and my sweetie will back me up on that
I did dub you, upon knowing you for a short while, Mr. GrumpyPants for a R E A S O N

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I like things symmetrical and the same size.
It really bugs me to not center my posts even.

Bard has come to know and involuntarily love my OCD ways with it.
Hy may or may not have eyed me when my mom mentioned how she used to move her furniture monthly, and how she likes change.
Nope, don't know where I got it.
I may or may not have discussed turning our main room into our living room, our living room into a new, big bedroom, and our current bedroom into a reading room with one of my co-workers..She thinks it sounds like a splendid idea.

Better wait 'til we're married before I start that
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I like things symmetrical and the same size.
It really bugs me to not center my posts even.

Bard has come to know and involuntarily love my OCD ways with it.
Hy may or may not have eyed me when my mom mentioned how she used to move her furniture monthly, and how she likes change.
Nope, don't know where I got it.
I may or may not have discussed turning our main room into our living room, our living room into a new, big bedroom, and our current bedroom into a reading room with one of my co-workers..She thinks it sounds like a splendid idea.

Better wait 'til we're married before I start that
I am so going to bed on that one
say goodnight grace
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Speaking of beds...It would look awesome centered under our octagon windows, and the fireplace centered in front of us against the wall with the flat screen.

Seriously
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I get upset when restaurants don't have Yellow pop (Mellow Yellow or MT Dew)

When getting out of be I pull the covers up over my head and slide out (so I don't have to make the bed)

I must wear shoes (I have a pair of old flip flops) around the house because my back will go out if I don't.

I leave a glass on my night stand everyday half full of water from the night before

I pinch/play with the tip of my nose (I try to say it's cause of allergies) but it's just a bad habit.
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I'm kinda sorta OCD... all the way to the point of making sure every item in the cabinet is face front so I can see what I have in stock.

I pop my knuckles out of habit... but then I have to pop toes and any joints that may need it.

I always fall asleep with a movie unless it can catch my attention in the first five minutes... and I cannot get into a movie if I haven't seen it from the beginning. No jumping into it 10 or 15 minutes in... not happening.

I'm a throwback of the 70s and 80s... can listen to that era of music all day long with no problem.

I'm not a happy gy without my morning coffee... just sayin
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1. I am incredibly OCD about having clean hands, and must wash them 3 times before leaving the sink, I start over if I lose count.

2. I absolutely hate the sound of television. This is especially true if I walk into an empty room and that is all you can hear.

3. My biggest pet peeve is when someone forgets to flip the knob in the bath tub from shower to bath. I HATE turning on the water and getting hit in the head before I enter the shower

4. When I park my car the steering wheel always has to be centered with the wheels facing forward.

5. I love to sing and often times find myself seranading my cat with 80's and 90's rap songs.
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I pop my knuckles out of habit... but then I have to pop toes and any joints that may need it.
omg that would drive me to murder! lol omg just reading it makes the hair on my neck stiffen lol
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I'm kinda sorta OCD... all the way to the point of making sure every item in the cabinet is face front so I can see what I have in stock.

I pop my knuckles out of habit... but then I have to pop toes and any joints that may need it.

I always fall asleep with a movie unless it can catch my attention in the first five minutes... and I cannot get into a movie if I haven't seen it from the beginning. No jumping into it 10 or 15 minutes in... not happening.

I'm a throwback of the 70s and 80s... can listen to that era of music all day long with no problem.

I'm not a happy gy without my morning coffee... just sayin
Here's five MORE things...

I eat cold leftovers straight from the fridge, door wide open and all

I will refold clothes if I don't like the way someone else folded them

When writing in a personally-owned notebook, I start from the last page and work my way to the front of the book

I have to wipe the face of my cellphone completely clean after talking on it or texting for some time

I have to use Pine Sol when I clean, even if I use bleach or other cleaners
"It's not fully clean till it's Pine Sol clean" Addicted to the smell
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I can't stand someone that smacks when they eat , or chews with their mouth open ..Drives Me nuts !

I have a thing about cords coming from the TV , VCR etc .. I don't want to see them .

All My cans need to face the same way and the corn with the corn , the peas with the peas etc .

I really dislike the phone . I am not one for long conversations on the phone .


I snore , loud .
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1. I cannot sit with my back facing a window, I always feel like someone is watching me..

2. If i hear someone fart no matter where i am, i suddenly get the giggles (yes i know, mature lol)

3. i like to embarrass some of my friends who are easily embarrassed by certain words.

4. i talk to animals and carry on conversations with them lol

5. Things that go "bump" in the night are attracted to me..
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1. I absolutely LOVE having my toenails lightly pinched. Something about the sensation is so relaxing!

2. I used to wish I had big boobs but now I can honestly say that I love the fact that I pretty much never have to wear a bra.

3. I can derail ANY subject matter with adolescent potty humor. Srsly.

4. Once as a teen my friends and I decided to go streaking down main street in our quiet little town. The only problem was we didn't realize it was only 9:30pm and pretty much everyone and their mother got an eye full.

5. I can't say no to a double dog dare. No matter how foolish it may be.
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QUOTE=Billy;473989]I can't stand someone that smacks when they eat , or chews with their mouth open ..Drives Me nuts ! No problem I agree.

I have a thing about cords coming from the TV , VCR etc .. I don't want to see them . Opps sorry guess you fixed that this morning

All My cans need to face the same way and the corn with the corn , the peas with the peas etc . Thats a little OCD don't yah think....by the way stay outta the pantry till I return.....

I really dislike the phone . I am not one for long conversations on the phone . Now you tell me.....I thought all this time it was about me...but you will text till the cows come home LOL

I snore , loud . [/QUOTE] Oh really....
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